Made by Bob, Fred, Ian, and eventually Pat.

A different person wrote every line. (One person writes in one line then goes to the next person, even if they don't finish a sentence)

WARNING! May cause you to wonder what’s going on!

WARNING! Has lots of "language"

Let the story begin!

"Shit!” cried Watson. "Why does this always happen?"

Watson was in a pickle of a situation. His tyrannical owner Ian had

Stuffed his cage full of crap that made Watson

Smell bad. As a result, his girlfriend, Watsonna, dumped him.

"Shit is right!" Ian yelled back. “I’m tired of you always leaving and

Crapping all over the place. You are not the cute little

Shithead you once were." "Fuck you Ian!” replied Watson.

Just then, Bob walked in the door. “Dude, where is my Dreamcast?" said Bob.

Ian replied, "Oh, you mean Watson's special hiding place?"

Suddenly, Fred walked in and said, “Help! The

Streets are scary. On my way over here, I was attacked by a senile old

Dude. The guy was totally gay with

a gun! He was asking about my secret item of

lost Lenore." "Who are you?" "Pat, the old guy." "Oh."

"Oh snap" said Pat, the old guy. "What is with all these people?!" yelled Watson.

"Your Mom!" screamed Watsonna as she walked in. "I have something to tell you,

you are all saiyans and need to save the Earth!"

"Fuck you!" said Ian. He shot Watsonna in the

Jugular vein! While he was at it, he shot the old guy and

screamed, “Down with Fred! Then he shot Fred, but missed.

Fred stole the gun and killed everyone except Ian and Watson.

Ian took the gun and shot himself. The End. Not!

"Whoa. Good thing I had an Ankh of Reincarnation!" said Bob as he came back to life. "I

just wanted to say that I hate all of you!"

"Who cares?!" asked Fred, "The only thing left in my life is Watson!"

"Fag!" yelled Watson, He then proceeds to piss on Fred.

"Where the fuck is my Dreamcast?!? I say we go look for it!" said Bob. And so the group

Tom walks in no said, “No, hell no says I!"

Tom dies, and Watson says, “I play Hamtaro on that, the French ham is hot!"

The Dreamcast was found by the group, Tom, Fred, Bob and Watson.

"Hey, how did Tom come back?" asked Fred. "It doesn't matter! This is a

so stupid! "Fred shoots Tom again, but misses.

Bob says,"Thanx for the Dreamcast" then Tom gets so bored, he dies.

They hear a ticking, “It’s a bomb!" yells Tom!

And so, they walk into the sunset. The End