Made by Alex, Fred, Ian, and Andy.

A different person wrote every line. (One person writes in one line then goes to the next person, even if they don't finish a sentence)

WARNING! May cause you to wonder what’s going on!

WARNING! Has lots of "language"

Let the story begin!

Watson the Hamster was eating some seed when

Fred said, “Water fountain, water fountain!”

Watson replies, “Are you high?” as Fred

Smashed the water fountain with a baseball bat.

Ian walked in and fixed the water fountain.

“You are gay,” said a nearby hick.

Fred takes out a flamethrower and torches the hick. Ian

Watson stops eating seed and begins to feast

On the hick’s remains. “Do you have any Grey Pupon?”

“Grey to poop on?” the other hick asked.

Fred tries to torch the other hick, but Ian screams, “

No! He’s my father!” Every looked at Ian and

Ian farted with delight. Everybody laughed, except

For Fred, who was suddenly attacked by a huge

Spider! As the spider injected its venom, Watson

Spit blood over everyone. Ian then licked

His ice cream cone. “Tastes like chicken!” he didn’t say,

Because Fred thought he was turning into Spiderman, but instead he exploded.

A pink faerie circles Fred’s remains and comes back to life.

“What the fuck?” Ian said. Ian shot Fred and all his faeries.

Andy began to laugh, because he was invincible and can’t die.

Ian shoots Andy, but finds it is useless and shoots Watson.

Fred shoots himself and Watson is fine. “I like apple pie. Fart!”

“This sucks” Andy said, and went to watch Monty

Python. Watson and Ian go to therapy and meet a girl who

Is a guy. “I am a guy,” she says. I mean he, I mean she.

Watson decides to figure out which, and dives up her

Nose. Everyone is retarded there so Watson gets out and Ian and Watson go home.

At home, Ian eats Watson. “Tastes like chicken!” he didn’t say.

“Tastes like a snake,” Greg said. He suddenly flew

Away. And everyone walked into the sunset, I mean just Ian.