From: SSLUI@ELECOM2.watstar.uwaterloo.ca (Stanley Lui) Subject: Dr. Grimlock: MD! Date: Wed, 22 Jun 1994 17:29:49 GMT And now, it's time for another episode of ... Dr. Grimlock: MD (Medical Dinobot)... Ratchet: Dr. Grimlock! Sideswipe just dropped into a coma! I told you not to use 65 AA Duracells in place of the energon storage units! Grimlock: Oh, shut up. Everyone, GRIMLOCK OPERATING! (sounds of running and a few panicked screams) Grimlock: Me Grimlock say: CLEAR! BRRZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!! First Aid: Primus, Grimlock, you just fried his lower torso and most of his head! Grimlock: Well, he not in coma anymore, right? Ratchet: That's because he's dead. Grimlock: Small detail. First Aid: Yeah. Right. Ahem. Grimlock: What that?! You cough? First Aid: Uh... Ratchet: No, Grimlock! Don't do it! Grimlock: No problem! Me fix! Me fix! Ratchet: Run for your lives! Grimlock: Me Grimlock say: CLEAR! Prowl: Optimus, do you smell something coming from Medical? Optimus: Why yes, it sort of smells like...burning wire... And so we (abruptly) end this episode of... Dr. Grimlock: MD! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stanley Lui | Two Betazoids walk into a bar. One says "I'll have aka Marauder | the same." "I hear a burglar; | Anti-Borg weapon #64: two words: sonic screwdriver. where's my Gauss | ======================================================== rifle?!" | Waterloo Ontario.....The duck capital of the World!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------