Sure-Fire Business Plan

1. Invent Some
   
   
   1. Find Something Genuises
      
      
      1. Look for Intelligent-Sounding Names in:
         
         
         1. Victoria, BC Phone Book
         2. IBM Research Labs Lay-Off Roster
         3. "Nanotechnology Tosay" Subscribe List
         
         
      2. Send Friends to look in:
         
         
         1. Some Big Libraries
         2. UBC Dorms
         3. McDonald's
      
      
   2. Hire Them to Design and Build It
      
      
      1. Take Out a Loan
      2. Wave Cash Under Their Noses
      3. Rent a Big Houses with a Lab in the Back
      
      
2. Market It Big Time
   
   
   1. Run Lots of TV Ads
   2. Open a Web Site
   3. Rake In the Green
      
      
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