Name: Ema

Birth Date: ??/01/86

One Word Description: Hungry ( Look at her first photo. ^_^ LoL. )

Ema is a girl in 5th Year in my High School. She's really fun to talk to, and generally an all-round nice person. ^_^ Although she'll probably fall off her chair, choking on her own tongue, laughing her head off if she reads this. -_-;; LoL. I tease her a lot, online and in my Geography class - which I look forward every day to annoy her in. : D When I first met her, she had hair somewhat like Dido's. Well - in my opinion, anyway. ^_^;; Her hair had suddenly turned (Pff) "Irn Bru Red" one day when she came in, and I was just kinda wondering why she thought Irn Bru was red. >_<;; It's a coppery orange - goddamnit! x_x Anyway. Enough of deducing the colour of my favourite beverage. That I should know the colour of. >_<;; Grr!! One day in class, she made the mistake in saying the word "Wiccan" infront of me. ^^;; And there was my main source of irritating the poor girl. And to this day - I haven't stopped! : D

I suppose that my main topic with her is to make sure that she burns properly. Tee-hee. In the attitude of the Spanish Enquisition - I'd think that if she's not a witch - then that last picture wouldn't bother her. ^-^ She's probably plotting my "accidental" death even as she reads this. As my .. err .. "friendly" relationship has grew over the last year that I've known her, she's not just been a slagging target, she's been a really nice person to know, and I only dread leaving High School - because I'll probably never see her - or any of my other friends in real life again. -_-; I just keep getting the feeling I'm going to drop off the face of the Earth to everybody. Anyway - continuing, over the past year, I've developed many theories of what Ema does in her every-day life. Openly, I've told her about a few of these. I think. o_o; .. One idea was that she slept hanging upside down. Another was that she eat's babies for dinner. O_o; .. She's going to kill me for this. Another two were the idea's that she once worked for the Addam's Family™ and the Munsters™ while Lurch was off on vacation - and that she can also be summoned by scribbling a Penticle on the floor, and pouring the blood of children into the centre of it. "She comes by the blood of children! O_o" Surprisingly, none of this has been proven yet. She's a very devious little gal.

By the way. If you can see most of the above picture here, you have a VERY good computer monitor. This must be one of the WORST scan's I ever done. Bah. Anyway - Sometimes I feel that I wish I had one of those giant novelty inflatable gloves, that I could stretch over the desk to Ema, and poke her in the temple repeatedly just to annoy her more while in class. ^_^ She's so cute when she's angry!

Ema's a Capricorn in the Zodiac, Scottish and roughly 5'4/5'5 in height. I nicked her height from her site. ( Sorry Ema. ) Because I'm not exactly liable to tie her up and measure her, am I? ... o_o No, of course not, right? But anyway. Together over the year, we've had a pretty interesting relationship - even if it may end up with one of us dead. ^_^; For example, when I return to my wonderful Geography class after she first reads this - she'll probably come in with a chainsaw and hocky mask or something. O_o But nah, I don't think so. Argueing and annoying eachother is fun at times, but I try not to hurt her feelings. She always gets me back anyway. Somehow.. she always foils my plans! Bah. But I suppose that we do like eachothers company.

I think.

( Mm.. Plastic and Glass..)
Ema, complete with Bracelets.
Uh-Oh.. the Evil Eye... o_o Nuu! Stay back! ARRGGHH!!