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I am staying up here with my cousins until the 10th hopefully which will be better than sleepy bournemouth. I am going to Camden Market on Friday which i think mel said she went to and said was really good. We may be able to go and see Les Miserables in London which will be really really good. The best even. (like me). I now know where I got my ralph capabilities from. My Granny is perhaps the biggest ralph I have ever come across. You'd all love to meet her i'm sure. I neglected to mention in earlier emails that I "pulled a dwarf". Yes, that is what my cousins informed me. I shall explain. We went to the pantomime of snow white. A pantomime is perhaps the oddest experience of drama I have had.. It involves audience participation. BUt I digress. I was sitting watching, enjoying the ambience of "heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go" in between scene changes watching the stage for signs of the next scene. We were sitting quite near the front and unbeknownst to me the dwarves (seven of them no less) were trotting along to the stage from the back. Anyway, I turned around and got a rather large surprise to see a scarily short man with a giant plastic head standing approximately 12 cm away from me as I was on the aisle. I jumped and shreiked rather audibly. And the dwarf mocked me. As did everyone with us. Later at the end of the show the whole cast was on stage and the devil dwarf blew kisses at me and waved as seductively as one can beneath a huge plastic head which is at least half your height. Needless to say I responded and the dwarf and I eloped to alaska which is where dwarves are happiest. So that made for an enjoyable evening. The dwarf is good - we are both enjoying alaska and had a barbeque in the snow yesterday. I'll keep you updated. Well, that is about all I have to say. Must get back and watch some more boring british game shows. Never come to bournemouth if you want a jetsetting holiday." |