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February 22nd 2004
Wow. I wasn't kidding when I said I was tired. I went to bed at 9 last night and woke up at 9 this morning. My eyes are so puffy that my eyelids are barely visible. I guess I needed that much sleep.
I did wake up at some point in the middle of the night but since I am upstate I don't have an alarm clock in my childhood room I had no idea what time it was when I woke up.
My best friend and my two other best friends (there are four of us) were all getting together last night to chill at home but my one best friend was going to be there with her boyfriend, my other one was going to be there with her husband and pregnant (about 3 weeks from her due date) leaving me and my other single best friend there as the token single chicks...which is how we always end up. And I wasn't in the mood for it. I love my friends, don't get me wrong, but I have had such a shitty month and probably would have either cried at some point during the night or I would have snapped at someone for asking me the wrong question. So I went to bed instead and avoided everything. This is my life now. Ain't it grand?
The one good thing about staying at work so late on Friday was that I got a lot of stuff done. Although the bad thing is that I still have a lot more to do when I go in tomorrow.
I would have had to stay until 4am to finish everything.
I'm going to kill my mom. She is obsessed with William Hung who sang "She Bangs" on American Idol and she keeps singing that damn song. So now it's stuck in my head. I heard that if you hum the Entertainment Tonight theme it will get rid of whatever song you have stuck in your head. Of course, you'd probably have the ET theme in your head...I guess you'd have to choose which song would be worse.
Right now I'd rather have the ET theme stuck in my head.
Yankee baseball clap clap clap clap clap. The Home Opener is on my brother's birthday, again. So it will probably be my dad, my bro and a mystery 4th person. (Chris--do you want to go?)
It better not be as cold as it was last year. It was both a bad time and a good time. Bad because it was bitterly cold, good because we moved down from the upper deck to sit 7 rows behind the visitors dugout. Oh yeah and the Yankees won. That's always a good thing.
This season is going to be so strange. All of those new players. Not knowing how people are going to react to playing in New York...it makes me nervous.
Okay I am going to venture downstairs into the FREEZING COLD den. I hate that I am used to the heat in my apartment because it makes me react as if I am in a meat locker no matter where I am.
Stace
February 21st 2004 7:15p
The girl who gave me Jack and Henry sent me pictures of them as babies. Oh. My. God. So cute.
BABIES!!!
JACKIE!!!
HENRY!!!
BABIES!!!
How cute!! I got them when they were 5 and 1/2 months old so they weren't so baby looking.
I got my eyebrows waxed today and I feel so much better now.
It hurt like a mofo today for some reason. And I was really red and irritated afterwards.
I need to take a nap. I am so tired.
Speaking of tired, I sent someone an email last night at 11:45pm and I realized this afternoon that I typed "passed" instead of "past" um DUH!!!! I hate when I make mistakes like that. Especially when sending an email to someone who is anal about grammatical errors. How embarrassing.
My dad has this new thing. He buys only Cherry or Diet cola. Um ew! Gross. Two weeks ago it was Diet and Cherry Coke, this weekend it's Diet and Cherry Pepsi.
What is up with that?
February 21st 2004
I left work at 12:30AM...Yes. I am insane.
Wait, wacky.
Almost time for the dentist. Yay! Not.
February 20th 2004 8:11p
Still here...
But at least now I can't eat McDonald's because it's after 8 and I don't usually like to eat after 8. Unless it's a special occasion.
Like dinner with friends or something.
Or something...
I spoke to my parents earlier. My mom is always like, "Don't take the train home when you're there that late!!" Whatever. Let's see someone try and mess with me while I am in this mood. We'll see who ends up getting hurt.
My Uggs will be arriving on Wednesday. Yeehaw! I love getting mail at work. And my Jason Mraz and Maroon 5 CDs will be arriving sometime next week as well. And a pair of gloves. I didn't order those though. I left them in a friend of mine's car and since he doesn't want to hang out with me anymore he's sending my gloves to me. Asshead.
Oops. Chinhead.
Oh COME AWNNNNNNN I had to. You deserve it. Heh.
Although you are still the cutest SOB on planet earth.
Food time...
8:45PM
I ended up getting Mickey D's because it was the only place open. My coworker and I ventured outside.
I hate when people have to ask eight million questions when ordering something at McDonald's. It's fast food asshead, not gourmet cuisine.
10:08p
Yes...I am still here but I am getting a lot done!
I am blasting Stevie Wonder, singing at the top of my lungs and having a grand ole time.
I got money earlier so I can take a cab home instead of the train.
What should I blast next? Hmmmmmm Justin Timberlake?
10:49p
I think I am going to sleep here and then meet my dad uptown at 10:30 tomorrow morning. Heh.
I am on a kick right now and really getting a lot of stuff done.
Although it doesn't help that one of the systems crapped out at about 10:15. What is up with that?
I wanted to get stuff done on that particular system because I had been neglecting stuff...oh well.
NBC is doing a new reality show, "The Contender" as in boxing. Sylvester Stallone has a role in it. Should be interesting. YO ADRIAN!!!!
February 20th 2004 6:18p
Wow there are like 6 of us still here at work at 6:20 on a Friday. Pathetic.
I am in a binge mood. I am craving McDonald's so I am going to stop at the Mickey D's right by my apartment and get a super sized extra value meal because really who gives a shit (there's that saying again) if my ass gets fat.
Position players report to Yankee training camp on Sunday. Aw yeah. Well, a lot of them are there already. My man Jason is not one of them. What is up with that? Jeter, Williams, Matsui, Sheffield etc are there. What's up Jason?
And where the hell is ARod?
I downloaded a close to 4 minute promo for the 4th season of Queer As Folk...okay April 18th needs to get here soon. DAMN this season looks like it's gonna be goooooooood.
The Sopranos starts March 7th but I don't even remember how it left off besides Tony and Carmela's big ass fight. Everything else is a blur.
I was looking at notebook computers on Dell's site. I think I found the one I want. It's phat. Yes I typed phat. There I did it again. PHAT.
I forgot to wear my watch and my ring today. I feel naked.
STOP LOOKING AT MY DESK!!!! Jesus even the people who are here late have to stare into my cubicle.
I need my own office.
A home office. "Hello, you've reached the home office of Stacey ________ please leave a message and if I think you're worthy I'll return your call...if not, you're shit out of luck."
Now that's a great message. I wish I could be obnoxious on my work voicemail.
"Hi you've reached Stacey __________ I am in the office but I am away from my desk, please leave a detailed message which means more than just your phone number and maybe I'll call you back. If you leave a message that says to call you back instead of telling me what you actually need I will hunt you down and beat the shit out of you...Thanks and have a great day!"
Too hostile?
Maybe I'll just change it to the automated message. No because then people will really leave messages with just their phone numbers and not tell me what they want.
My eyes are so blurry right now. It's from looking at computers all day and all night. But I have nothing better to do.
Unfortunately I have to go up to my parents house again this weekend because otherwise I was going to have a Stacey day and actually get my ass out and about in the city.
I'll do it next weekend. Maybe on leap day. It's my first cousin once removed's birthday on February 29th. He will be ... uh ... 12? Oh my God. Yeah he was born in 1992. My senior year of high school.
He looks like he's 15. He's huge.
Okay I have to get the hell out of here. It's 6:40 on a Friday night. I have...um...nothing to do. Maybe I can make up for the last few nights of no sleep.
Yeah right. I can't fall asleep when I am too busy thinking.
Oh woe is I.
Stace
February 20th 2004 2:01p
My coworkers soon to be year old son is here right now. He's adorable. I love when people bring their babies in. That cheered me up immensely.
Aw. Baby!
February 20th 2004
Gary Sheffield is funny. Test me! I dare ya!
Ugh I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. I think it may be X-ray time. Yay! Not.
You know how I have been complaining about shitty it is to come to work everyday, well one of my coworkers actually just said to me, “If I didn’t have a family, I’d walk out right now.”
I don’t have a family and still can’t walk out.
What the hell would I do?
I am not qualified for most of the non-existent jobs out there.
And I am over qualified and refuse to work in retail.
Did that in high school and college, never again.
I just ate the messiest pastrami sandwich ever but it was SFG.
Oh my Account Manager and his wife enjoyed the Boy From Oz. I’m glad about that. I hate when I tell someone something is really good and they end up hating it.
Heh.
I think I might bring the kitties up to Mom and Dad’s this weekend. They’ll enjoy interacting with the 8 million strays my mom feeds in the backyard.
I am in the mood to be around people this weekend. I need to hang out with my friends and not sit in my apartment moping. BUT I have to get home on Sunday in time for Sex and the City. Because the 'rents don't have HBO. Ugh.
I am actually really depressed about it ending.
It’s so weird.
My ears are itchy...does that mean something? If your nose is itchy you’re going to have a fight, if your ears are itchy...you need to use a Q-tip better?
My pickle is hollow in the middle, that’s weird. What’s up with that?
I downloaded THE CHEESIEST CD into my work computer. I LOVE IT.
I forgot I had made it one weekend when I was at my parents’ house.
Here’s the track list:
The Way You Look Tonight—will be played at my wedding if I ever get married. Not as a wedding song but maybe the dance with my dad
Too Much Too Little Too Late--Ahem
The One That You Love—Air Supply KICKS ASS
Think of Laura--GH played the hell out of this song
We Don’t Talk Anymore—No shit Cliff Richard
Sentimental Lady—Reminds me of Florida 1978
You Light Up my Life---favorite song when I was 3
Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue—um hello? So me right now!
Here You Come Again—also reminds me of Florida 1978
Whenever I Call You Friend—love this song, always have, always will
Lady—I’m your knight in shining armor and I love you…
You Should Hear How She Talks About You--2nd grade
Love is Thicker Than Water--Aw Andy Gibb
You Don’t Bring Me Flowers--Blah blah blah
New York New York--YANKEE BASEBALL
Don’t Cry Out Loud--sniff sniff
More Love--reminds me of summer…long time ago
Don’t Fall in Love with a Dreamer--Kick ass
Never Be the Same--Christopher Cross was the shit in 1980
Islands in the Stream--Dolly and Kenny singing a song written by the Bee Gees…need I say more?
She Believes in Me--She could have…
Aw Yeah. There are a lot of repeated artists on there.
Please, Kenny Rogers is awesome.
I almost cry every time I hear “Don’t Cry Out Loud” because of the Boy from Oz. That and “I Honestly Love You” now slay me.
I am so mushy. Ick.
I am blasting “Don’t Cry Out Loud” right now. People are at lunch, so who gives a shit.
What did that phrase come from? Who gives a shit? I say it all the time and it makes no sense to me.
I always feel like people are looking at what’s on my computer screen when they walk by my cubicle. Nosy people suck.
“Fly high and proud!!! And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all!”
Hmmmm where is my Nicole Kidman song?
Aw…yeah...this song kicks ass
“Too much too little too late to ever try again… too much too little too late let’s end it being friends… too much too little too late we knew it had to end.”
I think we still lived in the apartment in Manhattan when this song came out.
The sun is blinding me right now.
I love listening to cheesy music.
I’ll be doing that tonight. Sitting in front of the TV with the music channels blasting, and singing at the top of my lungs.
Come on, I know you’re jealous.
I’ve had two people tell me today, ‘I would have gone with you last night!!!’
I hope I have another chance to go. Damn it.
I am in the mood to go to Conan. I haven’t been to a taping in almost a year.
I have to see if anyone I like is going to be a guest anytime soon.
I doubt it. All of my baseball boys are in Florida, the TV guy I like isn’t mainstream…
Last time I went I saw Josh Jackson. Grrrrrrr.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO STARE AT MY FUCKING DESK WHEN THEY WALK BY????????????
Sorry. I am just in a bad mood.
Now I have to attach the 4 million orders I sent this morning.
Thrilling, you’re jealous again aren’t ya?
Stace
February 19th 2004 11:14p
I read something slightly disturbing...my girl Jennifer Lopez DID NOT
take my advice...then again, why listen to me? I can't even get people to
return my phone calls. But I digress...JLo is being linked to the soon
to be divorced Marc Anthony. Sweetie you and Ben haven't been broken
up a month. Why the rush?
Again, don't listen to me. What do I know? I can't even get someone to hang
out with me for more than three weeks...
The person being shit on this month...
February 19th 2004 6:40p
Okay I am calm now. My new account manager who is new to New York and his wife are taking the tickets.
I hope they like the show.
I am still at work but not working. I am surfing the Internet. I need to go home and pass out. I am so stressed out and unhappy that I am mentally exhausted. I need to sleep tonight. I haven't had a good night's sleep in a few weeks. Ick.
Okay I have had enough.
Stace
February 19th 2004 5:11p
I am so pissed off right now. I was offered tickets to the Boy from Oz for tonight and couldn't take them BECAUSE I HAVE NO ONE TO FUCKING GO ANYWHERE WITH!!!!
Ahem, excuse me.
Yeah I am in a really good mood right now. I called like 5 people and no one could go. Well, the people I spoke to said they couldn't go. Others I left messages for, but of course those people haven't called me in weeks so why did I even bother?
Actually why did I bother even hanging out with those people again when it was inevitable that they were going SHIT ALL OVER ME AGAIN FOR THE SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE??????!!!!!!!!
But that's a different rant altogether.
I am going home now, pissed off. So don't be surprised if you hear about a woman being arrested for throwing someone in front of a train.
The person being shit on this month...
Wait I know what I'll do...I'll get drunk! I'll finish the bottle of wine I have in my fridge and pass out. Now there's a plan.
February 19th 2004 2:13p
Is Wireimage.com trying to kill me? How dare they post pictures of Jason Giambi in jeans and a black button down shirt with the top buttons undone, STRADDLING a motorcycle!!! My heart can't take that sort of shock. Good lord.
I need a cigarette.
OH! And did I mention the goatee?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph....
Now I have a nice vision to keep me occupied on cold and lonely winter nights. HA!
February 19th 2004
How weird is this? My best friend’s mom also has bronchitis! Spooky.
I’ve never (knocking on wood) had bronchitis.
Coughing up chunks of phlegm.
Bleh.
I am taking a break from work because I am planning on staying late tonight. I get more done when I am alone.
There’s nothing on TV tonight that I want to watch so I could care less what time I get home. And I have no life.
Of course the poor cats will be starving. That’s ok. They can survive.
I think I am going to get my eyebrows waxed today. That will make me feel better. It’s amazing how that relaxes me. Yeah I know, weird.
John Henry owner of the Red Sox is my new co-Assclown of the Week. In fact he should be elected President of Assland. Why was it okay for the Red Sox to try and get ARod but it’s not okay for the Yankees to do it?
Ben Affleck would be Vice President and the Mayor of Boston could be become Mayor of Assland’s largest city Assville. Why the hell would you tape a statement saying ARod should watch his back because you guys have Pedro Martinez? Um hello? Earth to dumbass.
What is wrong with people?
March 6th cannot get here soon enough. That’s the date of the first televised Spring Training game. It’s not that far away. Yay!
The Yankee games in Japan will be on in the States at 5:05am. Yes Stacey will be setting her alarm and waking up to watch the first couple of innings. Because Stacey will probably have nothing better to do in April anyway.
YAY!!! My awesome friend Mel out in Minnesota will be sending me a copy of Jason Mraz’s CD. WOO to the HOO! She just called me. I have great friends.
And she’s also sending me Maroon 5’s CD. I like their first 2 songs so I figured I’d probably like the whole CD.
Something to make me happy on a shitty day!
Oh and another thing to make Stacey happy…she will be getting sand colored Uggs. Aw yeah! She did pay more than retail but fuck it. It’s my only splurge of the winter. And I get paid on Friday and then I can pay all of my bills and my debts.
And I wasn’t waiting until July to get them, my black ones are so comfy I had to get another pair.
I feel kinda bad. I had bought people Valentine’s Day cards and never got to give them out to anyone. Oh well I can use them next year. For other people. HA! Just kidding. Wait, not really.
None of them were mushy. I don’t do mushy. One of them was pretty damn funny and had my favorite word (Ass) in it.
George Steinbrenner was on Letterman last night doing the Top Ten. Heh.
I didn’t watch it. I went to bed at 11:30. Then didn’t fall asleep for most of the night. I was so uncomfortable.
This one agency I deal with only calls or emails me for things at 11:59a or 4:59p. What the fuck? Do they have a policy over there that they have to wait until right before lunch and right before I leave for the night to ask me for stuff? Why can’t they call me at 10:30a or 3:00p? Assholes.
(I want to see how many words I can use with ass as the prefix)
I think I am going to lunch at 1:00pm instead. I have some stuff to attend to and my Account manager is out at a business lunch.
Thank God for small favors.
Stace
PS God Stacey needs that on/off button she requested last year, you know the one that shuts feelings off. Thanks. Well, not all feelings. My feelings of annoyance and disgust can stay. The other ones need to go.
February 18th 2004 11:07pm
Bananas...one of Woody Allen's best movies is on right now...I have to thank my
daddy for having me watch this when I was a kid.
Stace
February 18th 2004 5:40pm
Statement by George M. Steinbrenner
Principal owner, New York Yankees on comments by Boston Red Sox owner John Henry
"We understand that John Henry must be embarrassed, frustrated and disappointed by his failure in this transaction. Unlike the Yankees, he chose not to go the extra distance for his fans in Boston. It is understandable, but wrong that he would try to deflect the accountability for his mistakes on to others and to a system for which he voted in favor. It is time to get on with life and forget the sour grapes."
I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! Georgie forget everything I said about you in the past. That statement ROCKS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stace
February 18th 2004 12:08pm
ALFONSO SORIANO IS REALLY 28!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
February 18th 2004
My mommy has bronchitis. She sounds terrible.
She was coughing up a lung when she was at my apartment on Black Saturday and I yelled at her and told her to get her ass to the doctor.
Okay I have a new celebrity crush. And I don’t even think he’s cute I just love his voice and new song…Jason Mraz. I don’t know what it is but I love when he hits the high notes in his songs. Maybe I’ll go out and get his CD.
Oooo so YES is replaying Game 7 of the ALCS on Monday night. WEEEEEEEEE! I was so happy last night that the replay of Game 3 ended right before Queer Eye started. Carson cracked me up last night to the point where I was cackling like my aunt Mary. I hope I don’t start laughing like that permanently.
After Queer Eye ended I watched the Alex Rodriguez press conference on YES. He has such a baby face. He looks like he’s 18, not 28.
Derek Jeter looked really good. He finally looks like a man. Grrrr.
How many different ways do I have to tell my bosses that I am overwhelmed with work until it sinks in and they do something about it?
And it looks like it’s another Shit on Stacey week. I hope you’re all enjoying this new holiday.
I’m certainly not.
Oh and it looks like tonight might be one of those stay until 11:00pm nights. God help me.
Color me happy!
My chest and arms are sore today. Ow and my back. Damn! That hurt!
I have made a decision I am buying a laptop.
If and when I get the money to do so…
Speaking of needing money to do something. I need money so I can go on a vacation. I need one badly for just a weekend, something because I am seriously going to throw myself out a window if I don’t do something soon.
Maybe I can even get a hotel room somewhere?
Yeah right.
Pitchers and catchers reported to Spring Training yesterday. And they showed Don Mattingly, new Yankees batting coach on the news. WEEEEEEE!!! How will I react at games knowing Donnie Baseball is in the dugout below my seats? We shall see but I usually squeal so I feel bad for the people around me.
Don Mattingly and Joe Montana are the only two athletes who make me squeal and are the only two I’d probably start crying in front of if I ever met them. Although I heard from someone who worked with Montana that he is a jackass.
Hey he’s just like every other man on earth, right?
It’s a bad thing when you dread coming into work every single day right? And it’s a bad thing if you’re only one of many people who feel the very same way in the same office…yeah thought so.
Does management care? Nah.
Why should they?
It’s not like people aren’t complaining to them EVERY FUCKING DAY.
I need to win the lottery so I can just quit my job and write to my heart’s content. I have all of these ideas and work stresses me out so much that I can’t do anything with them.
And that sucks.
Then again, JK Rowling and Judy Blume didn’t become successful writers until their 30s.
Believe me I am NOT comparing myself to them. I am just stating a fact.
And I have 190 days until I enter my 30s. Oy.
Okay so my trainer killed me again yesterday. My chest muscles are really sore. I think I want to start taking yoga classes. I have taken a couple in my lifetime and think I would benefit from taking them regularly.
Besides the physical results I need something to help me clear my head. Other than that mind-erasing device that has yet to be invented… come on smart people of the world! Develop that sucker so Stacey can just walk around like a psycho happy person who smiles 24/7.
My brother took teaching his certification exams on Black Saturday and from what my parents said it wasn’t too pretty. Oh well. He just needs to prepare better.
I want to go to Tampa…if my dad is going this year I am going with him…I NEED TO SEE YANKEE SPRING TRAINING. Then again, my dad only drives to Florida because he hates flying. I do not think I can last that long in the car with him. Then again…Sweaty Jason Giambi, Arod and Derek Jeter may make me decide to suck it up.
And I haven’t been to Florida since 1991. That’s way too long.
He can play golf while I drool over watching the Yankee players running around in shorts and t-shirts.
Now I feel better.
Stace
February 17th 2004
Damn A Rod is HOT. I never really noticed it before he became a Yankee. Pinstripes make everyone hot. I never thought anything of Jason Giambi before he became a Yankee and now I have 3 of his shirts.
I still can’t believe it. How is it possible that Alex Rodriguez is a New York Yankee?
I cannot wait for Opening day. It cannot get here soon enough.
I seriously think I watched ESPN more this weekend than I had the entire previous 5 years combined. ESPN is so anti Yankee sometimes. It’s actually annoying.
And if I see the phrase, “The Yankees are buying their championships” one more time I will scream. The Yankees last won a championship in 2000. The teams they had 1996-2000 weren’t BOUGHT to win the championships. Assholes. Maybe they’re buying playoff berths but you know what? It doesn’t matter what you have on paper it’s what happens on the field. Did anyone predict that Boston would have the best offensive team last year? No. Bill Mueller, who?
You never know what is going to happen. People are saying Boston’s starting pitching is better than the Yankees, on paper yes but who knows what will happen during the season. Shoulders get hurt, elbows blown out etc etc.
Just like what everyone’s saying about the Yankees line up now. Who knows what will happen? Then again…even if one of the guys has a shit year the rest of them would more than make up for it. It is a scary lineup on paper. Damn.
Did anyone think Jeter and A Rod would be in the same infield playing for the New York Yankees? Not me at least not this soon.
And I loved what Mr. Rodriguez said during the press conference. He said Derek already has 4 rings, I want to help him get 10.
$100 says they’re feuding by August.
Just kidding.
Man my trainer kicked my ass today. We worked on my legs, arms, chest and abs. Aw yeah. I am already noticing that indent you get on the side of your thighs when they become muscular. Woo hoo.
Now this will motivate me to work out almost everyday.
I have to look good for tank top/skirt wearing season.
Oh so now that I am on a normal computer with a normal keyboard I can tell you about my ultra exciting weekend.
Did nothing on Friday. Did nothing most of Saturday until my mom said that my dad was taking us to Astoria for Greek food, aw yeah. Cried at dinner with my parents, then went home and watched ESPN all night. Sunday watched ESPN all day while on the internet until Sex and the City came on, freaked out, screamed and cried during Sex and the City, continued being on the computer all night, woke up yesterday turned on ESPN, went on the computer, watched ESPN most of the day until General Hospital came on, then went back to ESPN at 4 and watched it most of the day. Very exciting, huh?
Aren’t you jealous of me and my exciting life? Come on, you know you wanna be me…
Did I mention how hot A Rod looked?
Sorry, I am such a girl. And his wife is normal looking. I mean she’s pretty but she’s not a playboy playmate like Aaron Boone’s wife.
Jeter looked hot during the press conference too.
Can you imagine what I will be like at the games with Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi all in the infield? Good lord.
Drooling.
Okay that made me laugh and I wrote it. Just because I know myself and know how I get during games. I will be a giddy freak.
Wow 2004 just got a whole lot better again!
This may just make February good. It started off shitty but is improving.
Back to work I go.
Stace
February 16th 2004
Wow...Selig signed off on the deal. I still can't believe it... I am
so happy right now....I didn't think I'd be this happy but Alex Rodriguez!!????
We have Alex Rodriguez...next we get Nomar Garciaparra to play
second. Heh.
I am in such a good mood now! I will be so chipper at work tomorrow.
Well, for the first 2 minutes and them I am sure I'll get pissed off.
So they were interviewing Ben Assfleck yesterday at the Daytona 500 and he was crying like a little bitch. He had the nerve to say that the Yankees only had 2 homegrown players...Umm
that would be YOUR Red Sox that only has 2 homegrown players.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Jlo dumnped me
and now the Yankees have Arod waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
What a weekend...
Jeter, Williams, ARod, Giambi, Posada, Matsui, Sheffield, Lofton...and then the mystery 2nd baseman. I feel bad for opposing pitchers.
Opening Day cannot get here quick enough.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stace
Feburary 15th 2004
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um excuse me. But I am so excited that Big is going after Carrie on Sex And The City.
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said that loved her!!!!!YAY!!!!! He grew a pair of balls FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of growing balls....some people in my life need to do that.
'Friends' don't do what a certain someone did to me this past week because besides
everything else that happened between us I thought we were friends....apparently I was wrong.
How awesome is this?
Fuck Valentine's Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that **** for?
people get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentine's Day !!!
Heeeeeee....
Actually I got A Valentine's Day present yesterday around 6:15P when my brother
called me and told me to turn on ESPN. I screamed out OH MY GOD!!!!!! How is it possible that the Yankees got A Rod?
Then again Selig can fuck it up by not signing off it tomorrow..
Assclown
Stace
Feb 15th 2004
AROD
IS
A
YANKEE.....
HOLY
SHITBALLS
WOW
Stace
February 13th 2004 4:51pm
Happy Early Valentine's Day!
Stace
February 13th 2004 3:21pm
I am so stressed out right now that I can't feel my left arm...then again maybe I am having a heart attack.
I guess we'll find out...
February 13th 2004 12:52pm
Jesus even my therapist could hear it in my voice when I picked up to answer the phone that I am upset. She was like, "I know you. You sound terrible." Yeah thanks. So we moved my next appointment up to next week instead of the w/o 2/26.
Oooo Hugh Jackman's in store thing is in a couple of weeks. Wooooo! Wow something to make me happy.
Oh and I bought a Sports Weekly magazine with my man Jason on the cover...swinging his bat. Mmmmmm pretty. His eyes look really blue in the picture. God I love blue eyes. Probably because I don't have them.
I want to go home right now. I don't want to be here. I am having a bad day. I should have known it was going to suck when I woke up this morning and couldn't find anything to wear.
Happy shit on Stacey day everyone. Hope you have a nice day celebrating this new holiday. It seems to be a weekly thing.
As long as it doesn't become a daily thing.
Me
February 13th 2004 12:17pm
And to add to my already REALLY pissy mood a few of my coworkers went down to the comm. to have lunch. Did they invite me? No, of course not. It's not like I never go with them either and it's not like I never include them when I go places. I saw the weather report but they didn't mention anything about a shit storm. WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ALL OVER ME THIS WEEK????? What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
Oh and to make matters worse every dish at the comm. had some sort of Valentine's Day reference, like "Cupid's This" and "Sweetheart That" FUCK OFF! VALENTINE'S DAY CAN KISS MY BIG FAT HALF GREEK ASS.
February 13th 2004 11:58am
I am so jealous that my coworkers saw Rocco DiSpirito. My supervisor said she could eat him up. Heh. He’s adorable. I can’t wait for his show to come back on.
Oooo and Hugh Jackman is doing some sort of in-store CD signing. Oh my lord. I would die if I saw him again that close. I have to find out when it is. Maybe I’ll go.
I couldn’t sleep last night so I got out of bed at 11:30 and turned on the TV. I was flipping through the channels and when I got to the YES Network Yankees Magazine was on. Fred Hickman, the host, was saying what was coming up next and then said, “And later we’ll catch up with Jason Giambi.” I said, “Aw yeah I know what I’m watching.” So I watched it and then went to sleep happy. Damn he looked good. I know I always say that but he did. His hair was all spiky; he had a goatee and was wearing a nice suit. His eyes are so blue. GRRRRRRR. I am so superficial. Heh.
Oooo and not only that, YES is showing Game 3 of the ALCS, the one where Pussyboy Pedro Martinez started a war by throwing a ball at Karin Garcia’s head. Yeah. I was so pumped up after that game ended. Especially since the Yankees ended up winning it. That’s on Tuesday night. Stacey has something to watch. Oh shit there’s a new Queer Eye that night too. You know for the last few weeks I have had nothing but shows conflicting with each other. Jesus. Can anything work in my favor? January was a good month, February SUCKS ASS so far.
I think I am staying at work late tonight. I have a lot of shit to do. Then again, I don’t have plans tomorrow maybe I’ll come in and do it then, we’ll see.
I don’t have anything to put my single red rose in. Hmmmmm maybe I’ll just cut the flower and have it float in a glass of water.
Yeah I’ll do that.
Time to go downstairs and get pissed off by stupid people who don’t know how to order lunch in a timely manner.
Could you imagine if I were PMSing right now how bad this rant would be?
Stace
February 13th 2004 10:13 AM
MY COWORKERS SAW ROCCO!!!! Those bitches! They said he was really cute in person. UGH! I have to go to that restaurant now. Oh my God.
Okay back to work I go...
February 13th 2004
I got my first and probably only flower of the day just now. A single rose. How sweet.
I'll write more later.
But I'll give you a hint of what's to come, spiky hair, goatee, suit, guns....think about it.
Stace
February 12th 2004
From the NY Post: According to a Yankee decision-maker, health concerns aren't a factor with Giambi or Clark. And according to a workout partner of Giambi's in Las Vegas, Giambi is in the best shape of his life after undergoing knee surgery.
"He is working with a nutritionist and has come back from the knee surgery great," the partner said. "His weight is the same as last year (235) and looks great."
Ow. That hurt. So I guess Peter Gammons was wrong and he didn’t lose 25 lbs? Either way. GRRRRRRRRR. I am such a girl.
I was watching Derek Jeter on Centerstage last night and they kept showing previews for the upcoming season and showing clips from last season. Jesus even just seeing Jason Giambi swinging a bat was getting me all hot and bothered. My best friend was cracking up on the phone last night when I was telling her my “problem”. BASEBALL HAS TO START NOW! Either that or I need to get my ass to Tampa to see Spring Training. Thank God I wasn’t listening to Matchbox Twenty at the same time as watching Giambi swinging his bat. Oh dear lord.
So I had a great night last night. I left work right at 5 o’clock again and was home and undressed by 6. I ate some dinner and then I sat in my TV room, listened to the music on the digital channels and sang at the top of my lungs. It was so much fun. I also worked out a little bit. Mostly biceps and triceps. I need to get my arms back into shape. It’s going to be tank top season soon. THANK GOD.
So on Center Stage they were showing clips of Derek Jeter when he was first drafted and in “A” ball. My god he was so skinny, he looked like a matchstick! He was 154 lbs when he was drafted. That’s 4 lbs heavier than I am right now. That’s frightening. So is the fact that I just admitted how much I weigh. But that’s fine I am almost 5’10” and I am 150. BFD. I have a nice rack. HA!
And a great ass according to some people.
Oh God the flowers are beginning to arrive in the office. I was hoping that because Black Saturday is on the weekend I wouldn’t be subjected to seeing roses all over the fookin place. BUT NO!!!!!! Why would I be spared?
Fucking Hallmark holiday. If you love someone, send her flowers all the time, not just on Valentine’s Day.
Better yet, don’t just send flowers, TELL HER.
End of that rant.
And if I hear one more person say, “My man better send me flowers!!!” Why should he? Just because it’s Valentine’s Day?
Please.
Mmmmm Rob Thomas. Baby baby baby when all your love is gone who will save me from all I’m up against out in this world…sigh.
Aw one of my coworkers is so protective of me. It’s cute.
I spoke to my mom earlier. My dad and his friend fixed her closet. She has a HUGE walk in closet. Wait huge is not the right word. It’s not like those walk ins you see on MTV Cribs but for a 4 bedroom colonial house in Rockland County it’s a big closet. ANYWAY, she now has all of these shelves and compartments for her eight million pairs of shoes and ten million handbags. I am shocked when I see her handbag collection and I am a bag whore. So that’s saying a lot.
So for now until the closet is finished all of her stuff is in my old room and on my old bed.
My dad was like, “I hope you’re not coming home this weekend because you won’t have a place to sleep.” And I replied, “I better not be home again this weekend…”
I can’t take 3 weekends in a row. I love my parents but I have been out of their house for too long now. Going back to stay there even for 2 days is torture.
Okay time to finish up my lunch and get pissed off, I mean go back to work.
Stace
February 11th 2004
Okay the FCC needs to calm down. First Janet Jackson shows a boob on CBS, CBS had NO IDEA that was going to happen, then the FCC decides they’re going to go back and fine stations/networks/shows for any past infractions that may have slipped through the cracks AND NOW they want cable networks to clean up their act? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If you don’t want to watch filthy shows that’s your prerogative, but do not penalize the rest of the viewers who don’t mind seeing sex and violence on TV. Why was it okay for the news to show that crazy guy shooting that lawyer in California? Why was it okay for all of the news/media outlets to show the Twin Towers collapsing into piles of rubble over and over and over again? Hmmmm? When Tony whacks someone on the Sopranos we know that guy is still alive walking around. I am sick and tired of the FCC trying to act as parents. Parents should make sure their kids aren’t watching inappropriate programming. Where do I live? Iraq? Nazi Germany? What the fuck?
IT’S A BOOB and it was shown for 2 seconds. After it happened we discussed it for 10 seconds and then forgot about it and continued to watch the game.
News outlets showing Justin Timberlake ripping Janet Jackson’s outfit exposing her blurred out breast EVERY NIGHT DURING the news will not help things.
Get over it.
This better not affect Queer As Folk I like watching my men get all crazy and nasty.
Assclown of the week: Mike Powell of the FCC.
So John Kerry seems to be kicking ass…but will he beat Mr. Bush in November? That remains to be seen. It will certainly be an interesting election.
I need baseball season to start. I was watching Game 4 of the 1996 World Series last night on YES because I didn’t see the whole thing when it happened and I was acting like it was happening last night and not eight years ago…EIGHT YEARS AGO? I’m going to go and cry now.
Stace
February 10th 2004
It’s solemn in the office today. One of our former colleagues and her boyfriend were killed in a car accident Sunday night. It sucks. And everyone is still in shock. It doesn’t seem real. She was a good egg. She was one of the managers when I first started here and she always said hi, always asked how we were, never looked down upon us because we’re the assistants, unlike others in her position and was just a really nice person. And now she’s gone. Her life ended in a freak car accident that probably could have been avoided.
And two of my good friends lost grandparents this weekend.
I interrupt my regularly scheduled ranting for a breaking rant: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING PLACE?!?!?!?!!?!?! I was out yesterday. Wouldn’t it be a smart thing for them to send things for me that are supposed to be sent out every Monday? Yes… but did they? No. So now I am getting the, “Ooo this really needs to be sent to them. It was supposed to be sent yesterday.” Garbage. Um yeah I fucking know that why didn’t someone FUCKING DO IT FOR ME?
Why am I always stressed out like this on a day that I am scheduled to go to the gym? Now I am going to be like a maniac again and probably pull something again. FUCKERS.
Ahem, excuse me. Things could be worse.
My friend Wendy sent a group of us pictures from a night out in January. Okay there is one picture where my boobs look TREMENDOUS. Good lord. I look like Pamela Anderson. Well just my boobs, obviously. Duh. And a couple of them where I look like a fat ass but there are a couple that are really cute. My favorite is one where I am with my friend Brenda. We’re both very smiley in the picture. It’s nice and I like how my smile looks in it. God it was so cold that night.
I still haven’t watched Curb Your Enthusiasm. Why does HBO insist on running first run episodes against the Super Bowl and Grammy’s? And didn’t they show them against the Golden Globes too? It’s annoying.
I did watch Sex and the City and missed Justin Timberlake’s performance Sunday night. Boo! Hiss!
Oh and another thing about the pictures…my roots look so dark in them! I have the two-tone thing that Katie Holmes had during the last season of Dawson’s Creek…and that’s not a good thing. Heh.
Don’t worry I am not posting the pictures on here. Some of them are embarrassing. I wouldn’t do that to the two people who were there that night who read this site.
Then again…
Heh.
I am going to the gym in a little less than an hour. God help me. I hope I am not in agony again. My thighs are finally back to normal.
Okay I am going…I have eight million things to do and I am NOT staying here late.
And I just realized that I have off next Monday for President’s Day. Aw yeah another three day weekend!
Stace
February 7th 2004 11:25pm (Yes I am still stuck here--didn't go out)
I am going stir crazy right now. It’s one thing to be trapped in my apartment but at least if I am there I can go outside, cross the street and take a subway downtown. Here I can’t do anything. I am TRAPPED!!!! With nowhere to go, no one to see…HELP!
My dad is driving me insane even though I slept most of the day because of my raging headache that will not go away. But for the 4 hours I have been awake today he’s been annoying me.
So tomorrow is a busy day. I have a baby shower and a wake. One best friend is preparing for the birth of her first child and another one is burying her grandma. I am going home after the wake. I need to be in my apartment. I cannot be here another night. Two is enough. I am in SUCH a bad mood right now. It’s probably the headache. It’s just making me pissy.
Pet Peeve of the day: People who say they’re going to call and then don’t call. Why say you’re going to call me if you’re not going to call me? Does this make any sense?! Yeah I didn’t think so either.
Yay! Another boring Saturday night. At least I can watch Trading Spaces. Yipfuckingee.
Do I see Derek Jeter right now on a commercial for a show on ESPN? Yes I do. Shit it’s on Friday. I may have plans on Friday. MAY being the key word in that sentence.
Yeah whatever.
Who is this Joss Stone chick? I keep seeing clips of her on MTV, then again I have been doing nothing all day besides sleeping and watching crapass TV. Speaking of crapass TV, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are SO annoyingly mushy and gag worthy. Ick.
Yeah so what if I’m jealous!?
I am watching 1982 Strikes Back on VH1 and it’s the part when they make fun of Colin Hay’s eye, the lead singer from Men at Work. This part pisses me off. As a person who had a lazy eye most of her life and who was made fun of because of it, it bugs my tits when people joke about it. It’s like fuck off. And like the lead singer of Smashmouth is anything to write home about? And Fuck you.
I am really not in a good mood.
This sucks. I hope I snap out of it before tomorrow.
Oooo I know what I’ll do, I’ll wrap the shower gifts!
Stace
P.S. I wrote a lot more but I am censoring myself. I wrote a really long rant about Valentine’s Day but I decided to not post it. What’s the point? Plus I have a week until it arrives anyway…
February 7th 2004
HELP ME!!! I AM SO BORED HERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
My dad has been on the phone ALL DAY! Ugh. I am not coming back here for a while. I have a dentist appointment scheduled for the 21st but I want to reschedule it because I cannot be here for another weekend. Not for another few months.
I need to do something tonight. I cannot stay in this house I will go insane.
I have a raging headache and I don't care. I'd rather be out feeling like crap then be here.
Stace
February 5th 7:11p
So much for me leaving....I found this gem from December of 2001:
DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT! The Yankees are most likely going to announce the signing of Jason Giambi tomorrow. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I am so angry.
I love Tino.
Now it's like, "Tino who?"
Okay now I am really going.
Stace
February 5th 2003
Man Rob Thomas’s voice is sexy. Grrrr. I have been listening to Matchbox Twenty the past two days. Trying to get myself in a better mood. It’s working for the most part. Well at work at least.
At home it’s a different story. I was crying like a little girl last night. I love being emotional. Was there a full moon or something? I have no idea why I was crying. Oh wait yes I do.
It’s supposed to be bad tomorrow weather wise. Great we’ll have another winter storm to make every surface slippery and treacherous.
It’s my fault. I was pissy about the fact that it was warm out last night and the kids were loudly making drug deals in front of my building. So I prayed that the weather would get crappy again.
But now I don’t want it to be that messy. We’re supposed to go out for a birthday dinner for my friend Melissa tomorrow night. And I have to take the bus up to Rockland. Ick.
I hate buses. They suck. And I always get stuck to some annoying and smelly person.
I wouldn’t mind a bus ride if I were with someone I liked.
Work is stressing me out so badly that I already feel like I need a vacation. That’s sad. It’s only February.
Bitch bitch moan moan.
I miss my good mood. Where did it go? I know I was joking about missing Bitter Stacey but I liked Happy Stacey.
Okay I am going to get out of here soon (it’s 5:44p) and I am going to go home, listen to cheesy music and sing at the top (I originally typed and posted "time of my lungs"--WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?) of my lungs.
I love doing that. It puts me in a good mood.
Seriously…I wish I were married to Rob Thomas just so he could sing to me every night in bed. Good lord.
Ahhhhhh that’s a nice thought.
My bed…I need a good night’s sleep. I haven’t been sleeping well the past few nights. Probably because I am dreading coming into work every day.
That makes it hard to sleep. And then it’s even harder to get up in the morning.
It’s a struggle everyday to get up and come here. Yeah I need to get a new job, I know. I just can’t quit my job without having another one lined up. I need money.
AND I AM NOT MOVING BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS. It’s bad enough I have to be there again this weekend. One weekend was enough. Ugh. I love them but they drive me insane.
Oh when I got home yesterday my dishes were washed, I had stuff in my freezer, my tub was cleaned and I had a new bathmat. My mom is funny.
I am just so tired (mentally) when I get home at night that I don’t feel like doing anything but lying down. And I can’t even write at home because my computer is still not working right. And I hate handwriting stuff. I am so using to typing everything that my handwriting is horrible. I used to have really great penmanship. Now I don’t.
Oooo I have to get more Valentine’s Day cards for people this weekend.
Actually I may be making a trip to Victoria’s Secret this weekend. I need a nice new bra and panties set. I hate my underwear. I don’t have any matching sets. Is that TMI?
Fuck it.
Okay I am getting the hell out of here. I have had enough of this place. Plus I want to watch MXC on Spike TV because I need to laugh my ass off.
Peace
Sorry my new account manager always says that when he’s about to hang up the phone.
Come Awwwwwn.
Stace
February 4th 2004
I am so excited right now.
Nearly a month ago one of my best friends was given bad news about her baby. His kidneys weren’t developing or functioning correctly. They thought she would have a high risk birth and that she’d have to have him at a children’s hospital and that he would most likely need surgery right after he was born. Well, they found out yesterday that it seems like the kidney problem is correcting itself, that she no longer falls into the high-risk category and that she can give birth with a midwife as originally planned. Yay!!! I am so happy. I was actually crying tears of happiness.
The little boo.
Could you imagine having to see your newborn go into an operating room for surgery?
My parents had a hard enough time when I had my first surgery and I was nine months old at the time.
So I am very happy right now.
I am also in agony. I went a little crazy with my first workout yesterday. My thighs are on fire. But hey that’s the sign of a good workout. I already feel better and look better. I forgot how good it feels to workout.
I am fine once I am down in the gym; it’s getting me there that’s the hard thing.
Uh oh…I forgot to do my dishes and my mom is going to my apartment. Shit. She’s going to call up and bitch at me. Oh well. At least my dishes will be done.
I have been getting home late every night for the past almost two weeks. When I get home I park myself in front of the TV and veg out for about an hour or so and then I go to bed. It’s a really sad existence. Pathetic actually.
It’s also been so cold that I don’t even want to do anything. Between my breathing problems from the cold and my hives, it’s hard to want to go out in this weather. Although today is actually supposed to be in the 40s…ooo balmy! I might even go outside for lunch.
I have to get my friend something for her 30th birthday, which is on Friday. She’s the first in my close circle of friends to turn 30. Yikes. I am 204 days away…not that I am counting or anything. Heh.
My former roommate asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding and I accepted. It should be a fun wedding. She dealt with a lot of shit while living with me. I was going through a really rough time and she listened to me bitching and moaning night after night…this is the least I could do.
Our dresses have to be wine colored but we can all wear different styles. I have over a year to prepare. I was joking with her about the fact that I will be 31 when she gets married. Okay that’s frightening.
12 days until pitchers and catchers…WHEEE!!!
The YES network was showing Game 6 of the 1996 World Series last night and they showed a commercial for what’s coming on in February and they are showing Game 7 of the ALCS against Boston. WOOOOO!!!! Best Game Ever.
And they are having Derek Jeter and Jon Bon Jovi on Centerstage this month. Aw yeah. Jeter looked GOOD.
I am such a girl. It’s all about how hot the guys look.
Speaking of looking hot…Jason Giambi 25 lbs lighter…I cannot wait to see that. Oy.
A word to the people living in the tri state area…be careful while walking, there are ice patches that are invisible, kind of like the black ice you hear about while driving except they’re on the sidewalks. I nearly killed myself this morning. My friend’s wife nearly killed their baby the other day falling on ice. The poor baby got the brunt of the fall. She’s bruised and cut on her face. Poor boo boo. Feel better Mia.
It’s a good thing she’s only 9 months old if she were older she’d be so traumatized by ice she’d probably scream every time she heard the word. “Mia do you want ice cream?” “AHHHH!!!!”
I shouldn’t joke about it. I hope she’ll be okay.
I love that the people at work are teaching their toddlers to call me by my nickname instead of my first name.
My mom went to Boston on Monday and was telling me how beautiful it is. I know it is. If it weren’t for the Red Sox I’d move there. Oh and the fact that all of the bars close at 1:00am. How lame. That’s the problem with a city that has a million colleges and universities.
I would love to go up there for a visit. It’s been a long time since my last visit.
I cut all of my claws off last night. I definitely resembled the chick from David Bowie’s Chinagirl video.
And they were all slowly breaking off anyway.
They’re still long but just not as long. They were making it hard for me to grasp the bar I was using to work my arms yesterday.
Yay! It’s almost lunchtime. Thank god.
I am sneaking this entry in while I can. My account manager had traffic court this morning out in Long Island so he won’t be in until 12:15.
I am thinking of dying my hair. I just don’t know what color I want. I am growing out my highlights from last year and the ends are really light and the roots aren’t. It looks kind of silly to me.
Maybe I’ll do that tonight. It’ll give me something to do so I am not bored out of my skull. I’ll go to the drug store downstairs and pick out a cool color.
Blonde? Yeah right. Heh.
Maybe I’ll go back to my natural color…it’s been so long since I’ve seen it.
Today is Wednesday…what the hell is on TV tonight?
Oh my God how could I have forgotten this? If you have HBO and missed Curb Your Enthusiasm on Sunday YOU MUST WATCH IT. I was dying. Larry David is insane. Susie is still my hero.
HBO On Demand still hasn’t put the last Sex and the City episode on yet. I need to see it. Big calls Carrie…it better be on there tonight I’ve checked the last two nights…bastards.
Okay my account manager has called me 6 times already this morning. He has EXCEEDED his quota for the day I am about to go postal. Jesus Mary and Joseph. Ah Bitter Stacey may be making a comeback...I missed her so.
It’s only February and I need a vacation BADLY. I was looking at hotels in Puerto Rico because I would love to get out of here for just a 4-day weekend. But I don’t have the money yet.
Ah sun, beach, relaxation…maybe I’ll play the lotto tonight.
Stace
February 2nd 2004
I feel so bad. I have been neglecting my first love, this website. I haven’t written anything in over a week and there’s so much to talk about.
Okay let’s get Boobygate out of the way. Oooo Janet Jackson’s boob was on TV for like 2 seconds. BFD.
I thought it was funny.
I wasn’t really rooting for either team but I was favoring the Panthers simply because I hate the obnoxious New England fans who will start chanting ‘Yankees Suck” at the Super Bowl celebration rally because they’re idiots.
There’s a reason they changed their name from the Boston Patriots to the New England Patriots…would you want to be associated with the Red Sox? I don’t think so.
I went to my friend’s sister’s house last night to watch the Super Bowl. It was fun and loud. There were 13 adults and 5 children under the age of 5 and the 5 children under the age of 5 sounded like 500 children. I had such a headache when I got home. But they are very cute kids I am just not used to the noise level yet.
Wait why did I say yet?
Oh God to the aliens taking over my body it’s really not funny anymore. Bitter Stacey is dying to get out and she can’t. Happy Stacey is dominating everything. I mean I was skipping in Babies R Us squealing, “Babies!” while I was shopping for my friend’s gifts. Hello?! Me? Happy about babies? What the hell happened to me? Not only that but I was feeling my friend’s sister’s belly to feel her daughter kicking inside of her. And I was happy to be doing it. Oy.
Ooooooo Peter Gammons is reporting that Jason Giambi lost 25lbs to prepare for the upcoming season…excuse me as I wipe the drool from my mouth. Oh good God. Lean and mean. Grrrrrrr.
Did I really hear “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie in a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial?
Someone call CNN, Stacey went to the movies on Saturday night. Shocker. I hadn't been to the movies since last January/February when I saw Chicago. I saw "Along Came Polly". Jennifer Aniston made me feel like the fattest cow on earth and I'm not really fat. Because of her I am vowing to workout at least 4 times a week now on top of my training sessions (I signed up for one and one training---aw yeah Stacey's gonna be buff again) She's Greek and doesn't have a big ass anymore. I can do it too. Damn it.
Okay, I am going to relax for the next few minutes because according to my Account Manager, wait, one of my Account Managers (I always forget I have two again) this week is going to be hell. Yay! Political orders and cramps? Should be a great combo!
Where’s the Advil?
Stace
January 23rd 2004
If I were friends with Jennifer Lopez I would sit her down and tell her that she needs to try life on her own for a while. She has jumped from relationship to relationship and where has it gotten her? I know I always make fun of her but I actually feel for her. I understand her desire to get married and have a family. Most little girls dream of happily ever after, it seems to be a gene we all have. And it seems that Miss Lopez wants it badly. She said in an interview that she’s in love with being in love. Jenny Jen babes, try life as a single chick. It’s not that bad. You’re still relatively young. You’ll be fine. And maybe one day you will find the man who will give you the happily ever after but sweetie I could have told you 18 months ago that it wasn’t going to be Ben Affleck.
Aw Captain Kangaroo died. We just got the breaking news alert. That sucks.
Back to J Lo. Why on earth would you refer to Ben as your king in a song? Silly J Lo.
So I heard on Howard Stern this morning that Ashton Kutcher’s new movie the Butterfly Effect is getting such bad reviews that he is canceling his press junkets. Josh Jackson was supposed to do that movie, thank God he didn’t. Good move Josh. P.S. I miss your fine ass.
Something that made me laugh last night: Hearing Chuck Scarborough, one of New York’s finest newscasters talking about Ben and J Lo’s breakup. Actually hearing him saying J Lo over and over again was pretty damn funny.
Man my lunch is goooooooood.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Oh so I found out last night that I am getting tons of new work. YAY! I am soooooo excited! Not. Then again I will be getting OT so maybe that’s not a bad thing.
And a good friend pointed out that they wouldn’t give me the extra work if they didn’t think I could handle it.
He’s so smart sometimes.
It’s Kathie Lee time again: My cats were cracking me up this morning. Jack attacked my feet as I was leaving for work. But he was too lazy to jump up and do it. Frankly it was a little half assed but still adorable. Henry climbed up onto my hall table and sat there as I applied my lipstick. He just watched me and meowed as if he were talking to me. That was slso very adorable. My babies!!!
THE FUCK?!?
How can that possibly happen? I don’t understand.
Motherfucker what the fuck?
Wow I don’t think I slept enough last night. My alarm scared me at 6am and my phone nearly made me have a heart attack ay 7am.
Assclown of the week: David Wells. Oooo all of sudden the Yankees are an inferior team to Boston and Houston? I don’t fucking think so. Go cry in your beer you fat fuck. And thanks for that brilliant pitching performance in Game 5 of the World Series. Oh wait you only lasted 5 seconds because your overweight back was in spasm. It was probably all of the fat around the middle that made that happen. Asshole. Go lose some weight.
Jesus where did that come from?
Whoa. I need to drink caffeine free Pepsi from now on.
Dear Mother Nature, all I want is 40 degrees. Can I have a 40-degree day? I cannot take this 15-degree weather anymore. My skin cannot take it and my lungs cannot take it.
The ‘experts’ weren’t kidding when they said this was going to be a harsh winter.
I need a trim. My hair is now 6 inches below my shoulders and it just about sits on the top of my boobs. I haven’t had hair this long in decades. I am going to grow it out for as long as possible. I like being girly and pretty with long hair. I just wish I had the energy to straighten it every once in a while.
Okay I gotta go.
Stace
January 22nd 2004
BEN AND JEN BROKE UP!!!!!!!
Nah I feel bad but I am glad they didn't get married then divorced.
Stace
January 20th 2004
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Ahem, excuse me.
I have been up since 5:30 because I can’t sleep again. Oh well. I took a shower earlier and got to work earlier. I had to impress the new guy. Yeah ok.
He seems nice so far.
Pop up ads SUCK.
I am actually glad I don’t have a cable modem because I would be closing 14 pop-ups every 3 minutes. It’s so annoying.
I have “Change Clothes” by Jay Z stuck in my head. It’s probably because I saw the video at 6AM this morning. I also saw “Hey Ya” by Outkast twice (once on MTV and once on VH1), ‘Feel Like Making Love” by Kid Rock and “Toxic” by my girl Britney. Just kidding. She’s not my girl.
Poor Jack and Henry felt neglected. I was gone for nearly two days and when I came back last night they wouldn’t leave me alone. It was cute.
And when I locked them out of my room they freaked out more than usual. Aw.
I should have let them in since I didn’t really sleep anyway.
My back is killing me today. I have no idea why. I am in agony. Maybe I’ll go downstairs; the massage man is here all day today. Yeehaw.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I am so sorry. They keep slipping out. I am giddy today for some strange reason.
I am getting into White Oleander. I am 60 pages into it now. And I know about 5 people who are reading the DaVinci Code. So now I want to read it too and see what the fuss is about. I am so glad I like books again.
I watched the replay of Sex and the City last night and it depressed me. I don’t know why.
Curb Your Enthusiasm was good on Sunday. Larry David is insane.
I missed the L Word, the lesbian show that debuted on Showtime on Sunday night.
Oh no a discount handbag site. I so didn’t need that pop up ad to appear. My biggest weakness is designer handbags. CRAP!!!!
Damn it.
Stace
January 16th 2004
I am so jealous. Our Washington DC station is having a dinner at Rocco Di Spirito’s restaurant! Why can’t I work for them!?!?!
My supervisor said she’d take a picture with him for me. I’ll just paste my face onto it. Heh.
So I stayed home from work yesterday because I was EXHAUSTED. I didn’t feel that good this morning either. But I sucked it up and came in.
Hmmmm Rocco. Sorry.
I am starting feel sick right now. Don’t let me get sick for the weekend. It’s a three-day weekend. I want to be healthy!
Okay I am going home it’s Friday and it’s 5:15 and almost everyone else went home.
Stace
My song of 2003--I told you I hated last year!!!
Your song of 2003 is Three Days Grace's "I hate Everything About You". You've got a bit of rage in there, a bit of regret, and quite a bit of pissed-off-ness. Enemies beware... or hopefully you'll move on and have a better year without them.
This test taken @ TheAeroZone.com, where you can take more tests than any human should. :D
January 14th 2004
My lungs hurt. I am beginning to feel just like I did two years ago. I am not in the mood for another hospital visit.
Damn it.
Stupid weather. Stupid lungs.
I am getting winded when I walk around the office. That can’t be good.
Aw man. If I feel like this tomorrow I am not coming into work. I’ll stay bundled up in my apartment.
Rest in Peace to Randy Vanwarmer who wrote and sang the song, “Just When I Needed You Most”.
I am going to type something that I didn’t think I’d ever type but I was watching ‘Making the Video’ last night. It was Britney Spears making the video for her new song ‘Toxic’, which I kinda like. It’s catchy. Anywho, I thought she looked really hot in the video. Don’t get me wrong, I love boys but damn if I had her body I’d walk around naked 24/7.
Well I was just diagnosed with cold weather induced asthma or something similar to that. They gave me an inhaler. Yippee.
Anything else God?
I tried the inhaler. It’s hard! I can’t do it. I’ll practice at home.
I also have to make an appointment with a pulmonary doctor.
Oy. It’s always something.
Stace
January 13th 2004
Now that I have had time to think about this Roger Clemens signing with Houston bullshit I will express my feelings on the subject.
Okay so the asswipe “retires” and just about two months later he “un-retires” and signs with his hometown team. Fine. You wanted to be home with the family. Whatthefuckever. The thing that gets my panties in a twist is the fact that he didn’t even actually retire. He had no time away from the game. It would have been a little different if he decided in May or June after being home a few months and actually being away from the game that he couldn’t stay retired. So now he looks like a big fat liar and now some Yankee fans feel betrayed. Not me. Whatever. He makes himself look like ass all on his own. Roger I hope you enjoy wearing that Astro hat into the Hall of Fame.
Yankee fans were always making fun of the Red Sox hugging and the Marlins kissing but who knew that the Yankees had a full-blown relationship going on between Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens? Ah love, ain’t it grand?
Good lord it’s sunny out. It is actually hurting my eyes.
I wish I could find Derek Jeter right now and talk to him. I would love to know what he is thinking.
I watched Sunday’s Curb Your Enthusiasm episode last night. Okay that was a funny episode. Ben Stiller is doing a great job. Supposedly next week’s episode is supposed to be ‘the funniest episode in episodic TV history’ according to some critic. I guess that means out of every show this man has ever watched. That’s a lot to live up to.
I love tits!
Not me, it’s from the show.
Wow I ate my lunch for the first time in over a week. I ate the WHOLE THING!!!
There was nothing left.
I wish there was a way I could slap people who don’t live close to me.
Don’t lie to me and tell me one thing and then tell someone else something completely different. That pisses me off.
How come the big boss has to stand behind my cubicle when I am on the Internet? Yes it was my lunch break but still…I was sitting here like, “Aw shit.”
So my new Account Manager starts Tuesday. He’s already been warned about me. HA! And the boys are taking him out for initiation. God help him.
Okay so I paid all of the monthly bills…THANK GOD.
Now I feel better.
Stace
