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August 12th 2002
I am pissed off right now. I found out this weekend that the guy I was in love with in college who didn’t show an interest in me and who treated me like shit and mentally abused me for two years has been dating a girl for the last two years who looks just like me!!!
What the fuck is that all about?
I was told by my friend from college who lived with the two of us. He said, “She looks just like you. It’s actually pretty scary how much she resembles you.” Ok what the fuck? After all the times he told me that physically I was not his type and he’s been dating someone for two years who looks like me?!?!? He couldn’t have real Stacey for whatever reason so now he’s with Stacey-lite?
Ugh.
That asshole.
Part of me was excited at first because he’s dating Bizarro Stacey, if you will. But now I am pissed. Was I not good enough for him?
Fuck him. He was never good enough for me.
In other news I went to the movies for the second time in two weeks! I saw “Signs”. It was pretty good. There were some holes in the story and that kind of pissed me off. I don’t usually care about that stuff but for some reason it bothered me this time.
We saw a preview for a movie called “The Ring”…it looks really freaky.
My birthday is two weeks from today. Yippee! Not.
I have no idea what I want for my birthday and I have no idea what to get my best friend (we share the same birthday).
It sucks getting older. Birthdays aren’t exciting anymore. I mean who wants to turn 28? After 21 its all downhill…which is discouraging because you have a whole lot of living to do after 21.
I remember being 10 and saying, “Only 6 years until we’re 16 and we can get cars!”
Heh. Yeah right. I still don’t have a car.
I went to the Yankee game yesterday and they won. Thank God. My man got a couple of hits. I brought my friend who is a Met fan and he was a good boy and cheered for the Yankees.
I train them well.
The guys who sit behind me were joking around with me. I’m so gullible. The one guy said, “Yeah your babysitter showed us some pictures at the last game.” I gave my Red Sox tickets from the 21st to the woman who used to baby-sit for me. And I looked at him like, “oh my god, really?!?!” And then he laughed and said, “I’m just kidding!”
Phew!
It was HOT yesterday! I was wearing jeans because I hate my legs so I was especially hot. But I smelled good which is extremely important.
I wore my Jason Giambi All star Jersey.
People were looking at me like, “That girl’s insane. Do you know how much those things cost?!?”
I was watching 90210 reruns yesterday morning and then I turn on Fox News Channel and find out that Jason Priestley could have killed himself in an accident. My mom looked at me and said, “Now that is very strange.”
They were showing the first few episodes of Season 2, the summer episodes from the summer of 1991. Aw. The good old days. God I loved that show. I rearranged my social calendar around 90210. I loved Jason Priestley. Everyone else liked Luke Perry but I liked Jason better. I couldn’t stand Luke Perry’s voice.
I found out the other day that one of my coworkers drives a Mercedes…I didn’t see that coming at all. He doesn’t look like the Mercedes type. He also doesn’t seem like the wife and two kids type either.
Just like the NY lotto: Hey you never know.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Blah blah blah.
I have to go eat something.
The real Stacey
August 9th 2002
I went to Scores last night. Scores is a “high end” strip club in NYC. I went with a few coworkers, two other women and three of the guys and it was sooooo much fun!
I was really nervous at first being around beautiful girls who were gyrating mostly naked but by the end of the night I was fine. In fact, I, along with one of the other women from work had more lap dances then the guys. Of course that was because the guys loved the fact that we were OK with letting half naked chicks rub their bodies on ours.
The greatest thing about it was that I was totally sober!
I realized that there was no way (even if I had the figure for it) that I could ever dance like that.
The girls were all really nice. We had one girl dancing for us for close to an hour. She took turns on all of us. And I have to say she had a great ass. And I told her so. I actually said to her, “Woman to woman I have to tell you that you have a great ass. I want your ass. From now on I am only going to exercise my ass at the gym.” She laughed and thanked me. And when she was done she gave me a goodbye kiss. They guys were done when that happened. Hahaha.
One of my coworkers was really wasted and first he offered me $20 for a lap dance. Then he kept going up until he reached $100. I was not going to compete with those chicks.
I have never seen so many fake tits in my life.
One of the dancers complimented mine, which was very amusing. So I told her she had a great ass too. Heh.
Last night helped me realize how much I love boys. I do I love boys. Chicks don’t do it for me. And some of them were really pretty but I would rather be with a boy. (Man)
Speaking of that…I still need some lovin.
I actually probably could have gotten some last night but I was too sober. If I had a couple of drinks in me I would have jumped at the chance. I would have been less inhibited.
Have you ever been attracted to someone you can’t have? Yeah, it happens to me all the damn time.
Oh yeah! They have massage girls there and at one point I was getting a massage and a lap dance, which was actually really good.
Some of the girls were more touchy feely. One girl rubbed her boobs on mine and I seriously thought my one guy coworker was going to explode right there. Heh.
The one with the great ass, Rayne, was very touchy feely but in a good relaxing way. Like she rubbed your legs and nuzzled your neck. I really wished a guy was doing something to me at that point.
Damn. I want to have a threesome.
Oops. Sorry.
I told my mom that I went and she laughed.
I can’t wait to tell my brother.
I’ll tell him tonight when I go home.
Okay back to work I go.
Stace
August 7th 2002
I am in pain right now.
I hate being a woman. I hate my uterus and I hate my breasts. I am not with anyone. I am not married and I have absolutely NO plans to have babies anytime soon so WHY IS MY BODY PREPARING FOR PREGNANCY???
My armpits hurt for Christ’s sake! My breasts are so sore that I was contemplating not wearing a damn bra to work but I didn’t want to be obscene. I’m sure a couple of my coworkers would appreciate my going braless but fuck them. They’re men and right now I hate men since they’re the reason why I have this problem.
I wish I were a man (sometimes). Their penises don’t bleed every goddamned month.
Ugh.
I need to go out and get drunk. And I will have that chance tomorrow. We are being taken out for drinks by the big cheese for our hard work. I hope I don’t get too drunk and tell everyone to FUCK OFF.
I need some lovin.
In two weeks…not now.
I want a good birthday present this year. I want my new favorite word. That’s the present I want! Yeah that’s the ticket.
Wow I am in a mood today.
I apologize.
Wait, no I don’t!
I have been reading so many books written by British people and about British people lately that I now want to be British. I want to move to England. I want to live in London and take the tube. I want to buy Denny and George scarves. I want to go to pubs. I want to drink tea. I want to live in a flat.
Bugger off!
I am so glad that I am being taken out for lunch today. I am craving Mexican.
I always crave Mexican. It’s my new favorite food.
It’s only 11:00?! Why is the day going sooooo slow?!
I want food!
I want a boy to cuddle with.
I want to be able to have straight hair with a snap of my fingers.
I want a fridge that refills itself.
Oh how cool would that be!
How the fuck could the Yankees lose to the Royals? Oh wait I know because Mike Mussina SUCKS ASS.
We’re fucking screwed this year. I’m so pissed. I was so looking forward to the playoffs.
Now I want them to strike so I won’t have to cry a second year in a row.
God people are pissing me off today. And most of them aren’t doing anything out of the ordinary. It’s just their everyday stuff that’s pissing me off.
I want to go back to bed and not get out for another week.
Wait no I want to stay in bed until after my 28th birthday in 19 days.
I can’t do that. I don’t have enough vacation time.
Darn it!
Okay I have to work. Ick.
Stace
August 2nd 2002
Cock is my new favorite word.
I don’t think it’s used enough.
Cunt is my second new favorite word. I never liked that word. It sounded so bad to me. But now I love it. And so many people deserve to be called that word.
C-U-N-T
Say it with me now, “CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT!”
I am channeling Eve Ensler.
I cannot take the heat anymore here in New York. It’s too damn hot. The subway stations are disgusting and smell worse in the heat.
The homeless people on the streets smell worse in the heat.
People who hardly bathe or who don’t use deodorant fucking smell like ass.
Ugh.
I am going home to mumsy and daddy’s house. They have a pool. I need to lay out.
I still look like I did in March.
Well, twenty pounds thinner.
I weighed myself at the gym today and I am 148 pounds. HOT DAMN!!! I was nearly 170 in April. Hallelujah!
I love losing weight especially without having to resort to Weight Watchers. I love being tall and thin. I love being tall and thin and attractive. Unlike some of the small pudgy trolls of the world. Or the skinny butt ugly trolls of the world. Or the butt ugly with extremely bad hair trolls that roam this earth,
Speaking of hair, I need highlights and a trim. I think I’ll do that next week.
I want to get a boob job.
Just kidding.
By the way I am just being obnoxious. Everybody knows how low Stacey’s self esteem is, although it is getting better.
Thanks to Mr. X.
Lunch next week? Dinner? A slumber party? Just kidding
I realized yesterday that I have an addiction. If you watch Sex and the City you know that Carrie Bradshaw is addicted to shoes. Well, Stacey is addicted to bags. I bought yet another bag yesterday. I have 13 bags...none of them cost under $100. And the most expensive one was the Gucci bag that was $500. Oh my God is there a handbags anonymous? I need to join if there is.
I seriously need to stop buying bags.
The gym was like a sauna again today but it felt good to sweat. I was feeling ill this morning and the workout helped a lot.
I was having strange dreams about guys I’ve liked over the years. It was weird to have each of them pop up at one point or another. I didn’t talk to all of them though. Some were just there and others spoke with me. Very odd.
Then I had a dream that I accidentally killed my roommate’s puppy.
Aw. But I love her I would never hurt her.
I am excited to go home this weekend. That means we are going on an Outback excursion! Woo hoo! I am craving the Outback Special.
I wish some people would not involve themselves in something that doesn’t concern them.
I wish some people would leave me the fuck alone.
I wish I had a smaller ass.
I wish the kidnapping would stop.
I wish people would not stink up the office with gross food.
I wish Duran Duran would finish their album so I could see them in concert.
I wish I could beam myself to and from work instead of having to spend an hour and a half commuting each day.
I wish I could go to Greece and visit my relatives.
I wish I could go back to California and never come back.
I wish Jeff Weaver could win a fucking game.
I wish I could find a nice man to go to the movies with. And maybe dinner.
I wish I could sleep a full night without waking up at 3AM.
I wish I could wake up and the World Trade Center and the people who occupied it were back.
I wish Dawson’s Creek would make me want to watch it again.
I wish Queer As Folk’s hiatus was shorter.
I wish I could be more confident.
I wish I could just beat the shit out of some people.
I wish I could write a book and make money.
I wish this day would end so I could go to sleep.
Stace
July 31st 10:59pm
I cannot fucking take this anymore. I live next door to a rehabilitation center in Staten Island and these fucking people (nurses etc) act like it's 2 in the afternoon when they end their shift. They blast music, they talk loudly etc. Right now I am stuck listening to fucking gospel music.
They're fucking lucky I don't have a fucking gun.
I hate PMSing. I almost shoved someone to the ground earlier when I was coming home from work because the bitch tried to cut in front of me when I was walking to the ferry.
Oh good. They need to be inside now.
Jackasses.
And I figured since this is the time of year where I am most likely to suffer from a bout of depresion, I'd change my background from cheery, girlie pink to morbid black.
I hate birthdays.
Dull Drama Queen
July 31st 2002
This is the 4th week that I have gone to the gym. I am being such a good girl.
I, of course, have ulterior motives for going so much. Heh.
There is a certain member of the opposite sex that I want to “impress”. How pathetic is that.
But I am also doing it because everyone is complimenting me on how great I look lately. Should I be happy that they are noticing? Or should I be pissed that I let myself go for so long?
Oh well.
A miracle occurred last night! The Yankees won a game that was shown on the local station!!! And my man hit a HR. Yeehaw.
It is sooooo hot out here. I hope it cools off soon because I can’t take the heat much longer.
It’s not fun sweating on the way to work.
Speaking of sweating…the gym’s AC hadn’t been working the past couple of days and today was oppressive. I was literally dripping wet. It felt good but I do like some air on me when I work out.
Of course they got the AC working AFTER I finished working out.
And they lost my clothes so I started working out 15 minutes later than I usually do so I could only workout on the cross trainer.
Something pissed me off earlier and I can’t remember what it was. Darn it!
I hate when I can’t remember things and that’s been happening a lot lately.
Maybe I’ll do my crunches when I get home.
The puppy kept me up all night.
So that’s two nights in a row with no sleep.
Yikes. I’ll be passed out all damn weekend.
My bank account is normal again! YAY! I can pay off my Visa bill.
Crap I gotta get back to work. But I did want to discuss threesomes….I’ll do that tomorrow.
Stace
July 28th 2002
So many things to talk about!
Okay I have to mention Jennifer Lopez's divorce. I thought that when people got married it was until "death do us part". From the way she hastily got married and hastily got divorced it seems Jho is looking for publicity. What a jackass. And Ben Affleck? Ok she's beautiful. But if it's more the just sex well then good luck to you buddy. You'll need it.
I cried twice this morning. Once because my roommates' dog woke me up at 7:20 on a fucking Sunday. And the second time was when they showed the rescuers pullling the nine miners to safety. I am such a sap sometimes.
Two words: Electric Chair. We need the electric chair to kill those motherfuckers who kidnap, sexually abuse and/or kill children. Thank you.
My payroll department SUCKS. Instead of depositing my checks they've been sending them to my parents' house! So here I am thinking I am totally broke and I'm not. I'm actually really comfortable. My mom found over $3700 in undeposited checks. Yikes. Thank God they didn't throw them out.
I seriously thought I was just going broke from having to pay my bills off and/or someone was robbing me.
Good lord.
Jeff Weaver SUCKS ASS. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO THE TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS!?!?!?! Jeez.
And to that pitcher who hit Jason Giambi on the elbow. Thank you. He looks so sexy when he's pissed off and slamming his bat on the ground.
Just kidding.
It looked like it hurt a lot. Ow.
Ooo the Trading Spaces marathon is starting!! YAY!!! Ooo I don't think I've seen this one!
Aw crap yes I have. Darn it.
It's Sunday morning 9:01 AM and I am wide awake...THIS SUCKS!
I don't think I like any of the proposed designs for the new Trade Center site. I want them to rebuild them to the way they were. But I know that people would not want to be in them or in any buildings that high again.
I'm not very happy about having to bitch out my payroll department because they are up on the 51st floor in my building.
I bought 5 books yesterday! I am becoming a book girl. Finally. It only took my whole life. I think if my teachers made reading seem a little more exciting I would have put more of an effort into do it in school.
"Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss is on the 70's channel right now. That song reminds me of one of my college housemates. He loved Kiss.
Some little chick recorded a remake of "Heaven" by Bryan Adams and it's pissing me off that the young kids who hear it think it's a "new" song. Ugh. I'm getting old.
Have I mentioned how much better work is now that my workload isn't crazy? I mean it sucks because I don't work with the person I liked working with the most anymore but I am a lot happier because I am not as stressed out. Wow that was a long sentence.
My room smells so good right now. I went to Bath and Body Works yesterday and bought lotions and candles. Warm Vanilla Sugar and Toasted Hazelnut.
Yummy.
I think I am throwing myself a birthday party on August 24th. It's the Saturday before my birthday (the 26th).
I went to the gym three times again this week. I am so proud of myself. Of course my getting in shape is not the only reason why I go down there. It's because other people from my office are going down there now and I figure if they can do it, I can too.
Plus I like the compliments I'm getting from people. In two weeks I can see the difference in my body. Especially my arms. I want Madonna arms.
I like being in shape. I missed it.
For instance, yesterday I took my laundry out to get washed and it weighed 26 lbs. A month ago I struggled carrying that weight around. Yesterday it was no big deal.
There is something I am forgetting. I know that there was something I wanted to bitch about. Hmmmmmm. Hopefully I'll remember.
Can I bitch about my keyboard sucking ass?
The keys keep getting stuck.
What is going on here in the US? It seems like everyday there's another child kidnapped or a raging forest fire. Is the end near?
I hope not. There are so many thing and people I need to do before I go.
And on that note I am going. I have to watch Trading Spaces.
Stace
July 22nd 2002
I am such a sap. I just watched Don Mattingly's Yankeeography and was bawling at the end. I love that man.
Aw man. I'm a wreck. I miss him. I miss being at Yankee Stadium and seeing him play first base. I miss being able to get good seats because the Yankees sucked and the band wagon fans weren't there yet.
I got my Giambi All Star jersey today. Heh. I cannot wait to wear that to the stadium.
So September 16th is strike day. That's perfect! The last regular season game I have tickets for is September 15th!
Those assholes.
It figures that Giambi would hit a HR yesterday when someone else used my damn tickets! DAMN IT!
The next game I have is August 11th against Oakland.
That's too far away.
I went to a wedding last night and my mom nearly started a brawl! It was awesome!!! Some drunk asshole was like moshing on the dance floor and first he hit me and then he hit my mom. So when he looked like he was coming at her again she took both her hands and shoved him off the dance floor! He almost flew into a table. I was like, "I hope they got that on film!"
HAHAHAHAHA. She would have killed him.
So I went to the gym for the 5th time in 6 work days. I am so proud of myself.
I felt so good afterwards and I can already see the difference in my body. My arms are less flabby and I just feel better.
I like this working out thing.
Okay I am beat.
Goodnight all!
Stace
July 19th 2002
People tell me I’m intelligent but that doesn’t explain why I do such stupid things…
Someone needs to slap me really hard. I am almost 28 years old and I make the same mistakes over and over again.
Damn.
Wow it is REALLY scary out right now…its very dark and stormy and I think it’s hailing….ick. Oh wow. I’m glad I don’t have to go anywhere. Whoa! There was a streak of lightning right outside the window!
Yikes!
It’s green out right now and I can’t even see the Empire State Building. I feel bad for anyone who has to be out in this weather.
It looks like pea soup.
Maybe I shouldn’t be on the computer.
I’ll write more later about how I am pissed off that I have a wedding and I am missing the Red Sox/Yankees game on Sunday.
There better be hot single guys there.
Who am I kidding? Like I’d talk to anyone!
Later
Stace
July 16th 2002
Happy birthday Dan!
Sometimes it’s tough being a woman. I went to get my eyebrows waxed and the woman decided I should do my lip too. So I figured what the heck. Well, now I look like Groucho Marx with red eyebrows and a red mustache.
Hey Mr. X I’ll meet you at 12:15 for lunch tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The Yankees pissed me off last night. Thank God Boston lost to Detroit.
I have marks all over my right shoulder from my overnight bag. It looks gross.
That coworker is still not talking to me! He sits right near me too. It’s very uncomfortable.
And I suddenly have no money in my bank account…I am very disturbed by this.
Something’s wrong.
I don’t like being nearly broke. It sucks.
My overtime check better be arriving soon.
I love listening to cheesy music. It’s so much fun!
Aw man I don’t want to have to go to my parents for money. How embarrassing.
And where the heck is my raise?! Hmmmmmm…
I hate unfriendly people.
And I wonder why my 409 is out of my cabinet…someone was using it and didn’t put it back. That’s nice.
Assholes.
My roommate’s boyfriend drove me to work today and it only took about 40 minutes! It was great.
I rearranged my desk today. I spread everything out. It’s so much better. I have room to breathe.
It’s nice out today. It’s supposed to get hot and sticky tomorrow.
The higher ups are all going to see Alicia Keys tomorrow night at Jones Beach. We all went two years ago to see Duran Duran. I was in heaven! It was sooooo awesome.
My coworkers made fun of me because I was freaking out. I can’t help that I love them.
I miss what it was like two years ago when we ALL participated in the cool events. Now we are slaves.
No perks. It sucks.
Okay I shouldn’t complain…I could be unemployed or I could be sick or something.
I really need a haircut badly.
I am babbling today.
I was thinking of a really cool story in my head last night on the way home and I lost it when I got home. I need to bring a notepad or something on my commute. It was really good. Darn it.
Hopefully I’ll remember it tonight.
Maybe I just need to go back on the ferry.
Why are some men such pigs? They just don’t give a shit about anything or anyone.
Why are some women such whores? They just don’t give a shit about anything or anyone.
Ugh. I am on a mission. To make a certain person’s life a living hell.
Oooo it should be fun!
Am I evil? Yes.
Do I care? No.
I need a cigarette and I don’t smoke.
Stace
July 15th 2002
Oh boy. Mo is no longer intimidating. Isn’t that great?
I’m glad I wasn’t actually watching the game.
I had quite an experience last night. I told off my best friend’s aunt. She was defending my best friend’s ex boyfriend. Let me just say that he did a lot of shit towards the end of their relationship and he not only cheated on her, he is now engaged to the skank he cheated on her with. Oh wait there’s more…three weeks ago he was still trying to get my best friend back. I’m sure the skank has no idea.
So anyway my best friend’s aunt had the fucking nerve to defend him and his skank. So I basically told her she was an idiot for defending him and that he deserves nothing but shit the rest of his life for what he put my best friend through. I was so proud of myself! Therapy is working for me!
Look out world, if you piss me off, I’m telling you.
I worked out today and I broke out in a sweat! I was dripping wet! It felt so damn good.
One of my coworkers was in the gym working out also and he wiped his sweaty arm on my arm. It was gross.
So do you like the picture I have on my main page? Good Lord. I stumbled across it this weekend. I will say it again. HIS WIFE IS SOOOO LUCKY.
I want a guy that big. Seriously. I’m almost 5’10” and 150. I think 6’3” 235 is perfect! I remember my dad wanted to fix me up with a guy who was 6’8” 280. Could you imagine?!
I worked out but didn’t eat lunch. That’s not good.
Some people’s wives call WAY too much during the day. I would kill someone if they called me that often. Seriously, one of them calls like 8 times a day.
Ick.
I have a blind date tomorrow. I hope he doesn’t think I’m heinous.
I can’t believe I have a blind date.
What is the world coming to?
Aw man I really need to eat something.
It’s really hazy out today. I can hardly see downtown.
One of my coworkers isn’t speaking to me because I rejected his advances. Can I sue him for sexual harassment? Creepy.
Hi Mr. X. If you’re reading this, we’ll do lunch real soon. Heh.
I think MLB baseball should put mics on selected players during televised games so we can hear them grunt and pant and curse and spit. I think that would be hot.
I love when they show players in the dugout and they don’t know they’re being filmed. They have this spaced out look in their eyes and they’re either absentmindedly picking their noses or spitting or just looking really silly. Or in some cases inadvertently flexing their muscles…GRRRR.
Sorry.
I just worked out and I’m all worked up.
I tried on a Size 8 dress that I wore for my college graduation and it fit me!!! YAY!
Now if I can stay in the single digits I’ll be soooo psyched.
It’s been a while since I’ve been there.
I want to go home….3 hours left.
Stace
July 11th 2002
Ted Williams’ son should be smacked, extremely hard.
I’ll volunteer.
Is it too much to ask for people to wear a towel in the gym locker room? Is it just me? Am I the only one uncomfortable when women just walk around like it’s normal to be naked? Bending over so everyone can see what only their husbands, boyfriends, lovers, and gynos should see? Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Ick.
I am so modest. And I’ve always been modest. Even when I was 5’8” and 125 and could walk around in saran wrap and a smile I was modest. I just don’t get it.
My mom is an exhibitionist. Maybe that’s the reason why I am not one.
Okay I have had enough of the All Star Break I need my Yankee fix.
Oh and to everyone complaining about the Yankees and how they are bad for baseball and how Jason Giambi is to blame for small markets getting the shaft and big markets always excelling. FUCK OFF.
Jason Giambi wanted a no trade clause. Oakland wouldn’t give it to him. The Yankees offered him essentially the same money, they tacked on an extra year, the no trade clause and some extra dough. And he signed with them. (Plus they were his favorite team growing up) The Yankees have always made big deals. They did it in the 1980s and no one complained. The difference is, they made bad decisions. Mike Piazza even stuck up for the Yankees! He wants to be one. Ha. Now that they have been the team to beat these last few years everyone is bitching. The Yankees have been the big boys in baseball since they got Babe Ruth.
You want to blame people? Blame the players who are overpaid middle of the road guys. It’s the Bernie Williamses, the Kevin Browns and the other “mediocre” high paid players who are ruining baseball. It’s because of their contracts that Alex Rodriguez has a $252 million contract and Derek Jeter has a $189 million contract.
They shouldn’t blame Jason Giambi for wanting to come to the Yankees. Oakland gave him the shaft. He was their best player and they wouldn’t give him what he wanted. Same thing with Mike Mussina. If Baltimore had given Mussina what he asked for, he’d still be an Oriole.
So Trevor Hoffman can kiss my ass. He’s probably still pissed about the 1998 World Series.
I was at Game 5 of the Division Series. I saw Jason Giambi go 4 for 4 against the Yankees that night. He tried everything he could to win that game. Oakland’s loss. Dumbasses.
I am so hung over right now.
I went to the gym just to shower but I worked out for ten minutes so I wouldn’t get in trouble.
I couldn’t watch the ESPYs. I cannot stand Bob Brenly and they kept showing his ugly face.
Tim McCarver and Joe Buck suck.
So does Kevin Kennedy. If I were Giambi on Tuesday I would have slugged him. “Yeah Jason you’re the reason baseball is ruined…how does that make you feel?” I know he didn’t really say that but it sounded like it.
Jackass.
They should have had a home derby to decide the All Star Game.
Ooo my shins hurt. Stupid cross trainer.
How come all of the 11th’s have been sunny and beautiful? It’s freaky.
I’m serious….almost every single 11th day of the month has been sunny and clear, whether it’s January, March or July.
Mmmmm I had my coworker get me lunch and it is fantabulous.
Wow my back hurts now too!
I have to go.
Upcoming news: We are going to be having a guest rant within the next few days! YAY!
Stace
July 9th 2002
Three words: AW HELL YEAH. Sammy may have hit his homers farther but Jason hit the most and that’s what counts.
Aw hell yeah. Did you all hearing me screaming when he won? I was so excited.
By the way, I will be really fuckin pissed if those idiots strike.
Let’s get back to happy stuff! Like Jason Giambi winning the HR derby. Karl Ravech picked him. Everyone else picked Sosa. Bonds SUCKED ASS. HAHAHAHAHA. And Lance Berkman…um take a pitch or two? Why did he swing at every pitch? Torii Hunter was very cute. He was happy with his three. I didn’t realize how young Paul Konerko was. He’s only 26. Wait is that really young? Or am I really old?
What was with Richie Sexson grabbing his crotch after every swing of the bat? Um hello? It reminded me of my brother. When he was young he always held his penis. My mom told him that if he kept doing that it would fall off in his sleep and he’d wake up without it. HA! It worked.
I was so wired last night. I didn’t fall asleep until nearly 2AM. And when I woke up this morning I was hurting.
Damn Giambi looked nice last night, all sweaty, swinging for the fences. And he won a house for that chick from Georgia. How cool is that!? And he nearly hit the million dollar sign out in right field like 5 times. Wow. And he kissed her on her head! That lucky bitch.
Derek who?
Actually, where the hell was Jeter? Ventura was there, Soriano was there. Where was Derek? Was he too busy?
Curt Schilling was cracking me up last night. He was sitting with Chris Berman, Joe Morgan and Mike Piazza who were doing the commentary during the derby. They were laughing about Sosa’s home runs. And Schilling was like, “Yeah it’s not funny…I have to face these guys tomorrow.” Hee.
Giambi looked so happy when he got the trophy. Like a kid. Aw.
So I guess I’ll watch the All Star Game tonight since there’s nothing else on. And maybe the ESPY’s tomorrow night as well.
CAN’T I EAT IN PEACE?!?
I don’t get paid for my lunch hour. FUCKERS.
I have to go before I get really pissed off.
Stace
July 8th 2002
La la la la la…sorry.
So? Did everyone have a good weekend? I did. Well, my Fourth of July sucked but the rest of the weekend was good.
I went to Old Timers Day at the Stadium on Saturday. I saw Donnie Baseball and cheered like a wild woman for him (like I always do) The game afterwards sucked! The Yanks got spanked. But I always love Old Timers day. It’s very exciting to see the old players.
Don Mattingly got the biggest, loudest and longest ovation. Longer than Whitey Ford, Phil Rizzuto and Yogi Berra!
Wade Boggs made his first Old Timers Day appearance and he hit a HR! It was so funny.
It was cool to see the current players all smiley and giddy about being around the old guys. I was and I was in the stands! They got to be in the dugout!
Oh I was finally on the Diamondvision screen….after going to Yankee games for nearly 20 years I finally made it, unfortunately at that point they were losing 8-0 and most the stadium was empty. Oh well. It was still cool to see myself. And I didn’t look fat so that’s good.
Man Jason Giambi is sex on a stick. He’s just so big and brawny. Hot damn. They interviewed him yesterday and he was shirtless. Grrrr. They only showed the top of his chest but I saw his gigantic shoulders and neck and was drooling. I know, I know, I was not a happy camper when the Yankees got him but a girl is allowed to change her mind, isn’t she?
Derek who?
Damn it why does he have to be married? All the good ones are married! And he is good. He is so polite to interviewers. After the game on the 4th he was just so nice to Bobby Murcer and Suzyn Waldman. They interviewed him and he was wearing a cut off t-shirt that showed off his guns. Rowr.
I was like, “Damn it why aren’t I taping this?!?!” Anywho, he was just sweet and funny and nice. His wife is lucky.
Holy shit! KTU is playing “So Many Men!” LOL! I used to love this song. It reminds me when I attempted to take gymnastics classes. I was getting bored with tap and jazz so I decided to give Gymnastics a try. I lasted one nine-week session.
“So many men, so little time, how can I choose?!!” Yeah I wish I had that problem.
This girl is a whore! And I used to sing this at 9 years old! That’s even funnier!
My coworker Brian, who’s office is right next to me, has a problem walking. He trips when he passes his desk…it’s so damn funny.
Aw crap. Lunch is almost over. I must stop writing.
Stace
July 2nd 2002
It’s been a while since I’ve written anything.
Does that mean that I am in a good mood? Nope. I’m just being lazy.
What was the first thing my mom said when she saw me on Friday? “You’re getting really thin.” Much better than the “Wow you’re fat” comment that was thrown my way in April.
It pays to skip dinner all week.
So it’s summer. And it’s supposed to be disgustingly hot today. I am not going outside. I am not in the mood to smell BO.
Ick. I already had my fill this morning. It’s a bad thing when it’s in the high 70s before 8:00 AM.
I went to the Yankee/Met game on Sunday night. Oh my lord it was so much fun. Well, it would have sucked if the Yanks lost BUT THEY DIDN’T!!!!! In fact they shut the Mets out! HEE!
It was awesome. As we were leaving the stadium we were changing the words to “New York, New York”. Some people were singing, “Shut out, shut out”, others sang, “Goose Egg, Goose Egg”. I was dying.
“I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps. And find that you’re 10 games out, we’re 2 games up, you still suck ass, we’re number one!!!!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And now with their loss last night to the lowly Philadelphia Phillies, the Mets are now 1 and ½ games out of LAST PLACE.
So ha!
I am not going to get too cocky too soon. I know the Yanks will fuck up and fall back into second place at some point.
Man it is H-O-T!!! It’s disgusting. I almost don’t want to go home yet and it’s almost 6:30 PM.
Oooo guess who’s getting overtime! Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.
I think I’ll stay late tonight, I don’t want to be stuck here in the afternoon when they are letting me leave at noon.
More to come…
June 16th 2002
Happy Father's Day!
And Happy Anniversary Melissa and Matt!
I found out last night how to get a free meal at a restaurant. Have the waitress spill not one, but two full glasses of iced tea onto you and your jacket!
I was in shock. I couldn't even believe it happened. Before I know what was happening I had 4 people patting me down with napkins! It was so funny. I wasn't even that embarrassed. My friends were shocked at my reaction.
And so was I to tell you the truth.
The owner felt bad so she paid for my meal.
I didn't take advantage of her offer. I ordered what I was thinking of ordering all night. I wasn't going to order something mega expensive.
The poor waitress was mortified.
I really wasn't mad. I was cold and wet, but not mad.
I also had an ice cube go right down my ass...literally and it rested in between my ass cheeks. Boy, was that uncomfortable.
Sergio Garcia has to be the most annoying golfer ever. He takes soooooo long to hit the damn ball. If I played with him in his foursome, I would hit him with my driver.
Oh shut up!!! The guys' who are covering the U.S. Open are commenting on the New York fans and how polite they are being today. This golf, not baseball. Jackasses. Not everyone in NY is rowdy. Just some of us.
I am not even going to discuss what transpired yesterday. I didn't watch one second of it because I knew the Yankees would lose.
I am so depressed. Queer As Folk's season finale is tonight and there won't be new episodes until March!!! ACK!
I can't wait that long!
The weather is getting scary again. I must log off.
I'll be back.
Stace
June 12th-13th 2002
I have two words for you: Courtesy Flush.
People can be so disgusting. And why are you moaning in a public bathroom while taking a crap?!
Damn.
Oh man I have a lot of stuff that I am pissed off about. The main thing is the fact that after a year and a half they put someone in my cubicle with me. I liked having my own space and now I have this dweeb next to me. The little fucker took it upon himself to move my stuff without asking me. My supervisor explained to the people who were placing the interns that we need both sides of the desk because of our workload for files and stuff like that. He moved my stuff WITHOUT ASKING ME! What do they teach these kids in college anyway?
He’s a FUCKING intern!
He’s lucky I haven’t thrown my stapler at his head.
He had the nerve to move my stuff so he could put his bags where my files were. Um, dickhead the floor is really great place for your bags.
I just want to smack him upside he’s little dweeb head.
I love the word dweeb and it’s perfect for him.
When you visit someone’s house you don’t go into their guest room and rearrange their furniture without their permission, do you?
Fucker.
Happy Thursday!
I went to the eye doctor for my yearly visit And then formerly lazy eye is not moving according to Dr. Renee. It’s all a figment of my imagination.
Thank God
I am going to the gym to let some of this anger out. If I don’t, I’ll take it out on him.
I have to go back to this little shit.
He moved my shit again.
Who the fuck does he think he is?
When I interned I NEVER touched other people’s shit without asking them. It’s unbelievable how I am only 7 year older than him but it’s like a lifetime.
What do people teach their kids nowadays?
Why do people have to schedule weddings on the Yankee/Red Sox weekends?
I am missing my second Yankee/Sox game on July 21st because I have a wedding. That pisses me off and the fact that I was invited with a guest also pisses me off. They know I am painfully single (cause I hate men right now) so why torture me with the embarrassment of having to reply without a guest?!
Damn.
And my college reunion is that weekend and I can’t go.
Damn again.
I am squished…I can’t take it! I need my workspace back!!!
Oh my God…they are playing a mix on KTU that reminds me of college! Aw.
Well, other people agree with me. It’s all about personal space. If he was an intern for my department I wouldn’t be so bitchy about it…nah yes I would. Everything would be fine if asked to move the stuff.
I am going to move everything around tonight after work and leave a note telling him “not to touch my stuff” or I’ll cause him bodily harm. Hee.
Jackass.
Ugh.
My button is about to pop off my pants! Oh boy. I may have to buy a new pair of pants today.
What would you do if you had a crazy friend who is trying to get in touch with you and you want to avoid them as much as possible?
Hmmm?
I am supposed to go home this weekend but I am afraid to because I know she’ll call me eight million times. I am not ready to be a babysitter for a friend with mental problems. I have enough of my own shit to deal with.
She even calls my parent’s to tell them that I don’t call her back.
My parent’s will probably tell her I am going to be there this weekend. Shit. I don’t want to deal with that.
But I have to go home. It’s father’s day. Aw man.
What a conundrum!
THIS IS MY DESK FUCKO!
I had to get up really early to go to the doctor today. I took the 7:00 ferry. That’s unheard of! I usually take the 8:00 or the 8:15. It was weird.
Man I don’t think I am going to the gym. I am afraid of the button coming off.
And I am hungry.
I wish I had a sewing kit.
Yeah right. Like I’d sew. HA!
What a difference in the weather! Tuesday night I was sweating my ass and couldn’t sleep and then this morning I wake up freezing my ass off. Make up you mind Mother Nature!
Jeezum.
Why couldn’t the Yankees sweep the Diamondbacks?!
To the nameless Mets players who think Clemens threw at Bonds to get suspended so he couldn’t pitch at Shea…keep smoking that dope. What the hell is wrong with them?
The Mets will throw at Clemens once and then the umps will give each team a warning. That’s all that’s going to happen. I hope. Although I have these nightmarish scenarios that they are going to hit Jeter instead and break his wrist or something.
The season finale of Queer As Folk is Sunday night. Boo hoo. It’s not coming back until March!
How am I going to last that long without it?!
I guess I’ll just have to watch my Season 1 DVDs and my Season 2 tapes. Heh.
Okay I must go get lunch.
Stace
June 6th 2002
Tomorrow's Friday!
Yippee! I can sleep all day Saturday.
I am also planning on going out and getting WASTED tomorrow after work.
Yeehaw!
I am convinced my once formerly lazy eye is turning again. But I go to the doctor on June 13th and will make sure everything is OK.
If not, I'll have another damn surgery.
I'll have one a year to make sure this damn eye stays straight.
I hate people who cut lines.
Fuckers.
It's been raining since I got home at 7:00. It's now 11:00. Wow that's a lot of rain.
Vin Diesel needs to shut up...seriously.
Mandy Moore looked really hot. I am straight but damn if I were a guy I would hit that. Shit.
Wow. I want to look like her for one day.
And Holy shit Ewan McGregor looks FANTABULOUS.
He's like the only straight guy who can wear eyeliner. Oh and Steven Tyler.
Fantabulous is the word of the day. Our pilot used it on the way to California last week. It was funny.
I love Jet Blue Airlines by the way. I don't care that they don't serve meals. It doesn't matter at all because I was able to watch TV! It was so awesome!
Both flights were great.
I will fill you in on California someday. Nothing really pissed me off out there. I was so laid back and easy going...until my brother pissed me off.
Oh wait, one thing. Dodger fans are so unenthusiastic. I mean I know every place can't be as intense as Yankee Stadium but come on! Liven up people!
Okay I have to try and go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight.
Stace
June 5th 2002
I am back...unfortunately. *insert sad face*
Damn it sunburn SUCKS!! I am sooooo itchy.
I am a little bummed that I didn't see any famous people. But I did go on a roller coaster that had a 225 foot first drop! And yes I almost puked. But it was soooo cool!
So I like LA. A lot.
I wish I had stayed longer.
I knew work was going to suck. I just knew it...Is it too much to ask that I return from a vacation and not get stressed out within ten seconds?
Good lord.
Stace
May 28th 2002
Okay...I am so pissed off. One of my friends, gave my phone number to some guy, without my permission! She didn't even talk to me about it. She just did it.
What the fuck?!
Stace
May 27th 2002
I taped the HBO special last night.
As predicted I was a basketcase and I scared the puppy. She was asleep in my arms but every time I freaked out I woke her up.
I can't believe they showed people jumping. They also showed a still picture of someone dead on the ground.
It's amazing. After 9 months I still freak out when they show the planes hitting the buildings. I must have seen those scenes 1000 times and they still get me so upset.
Those motherfuckers. Everyone should have taped this documentary as a reminder of what we are up against. It gets me so fucking angry every time I pass the site to think of those fuckers who celebrated.
Ugh.
I really should have volunteered. But I was terrified to even leave my house.
And the phone messages...oh my God. They were absolutely gut wrenching. Hearing those people, knowing they probably weren't going to make it, telling their loved ones good-bye. Jesus. I am crying now thinking about it.
Stace
May 26th 2002
I hate when people call me nine million times in one week. Please get the hint. If I am not calling you back, stop calling.
I am feeling antisocial and I wish people would understand that.
I just want to sit here in my room and watch TV. I want to write. I want to play Snood. I don't want to be bothered with anything.
I want to download music. I want to watch DVD's if I feel like it.
Damn it.
See, now I am happy because Trading Spaces is on.
And they are having a marathon tomorrow! YAY!!!
I want to be as thin as Mindy Paige Davis Page.
Okay that nickname cracks me up. You gotta love Television Without Pity. Their recaps are so funny.
Stace
May 24th 2002
That's great. You're losing a game 8-3, you tie it 8-8, you going into extra innings and what do you do? You load the fucking bases and let fucking Carlos Baerga hit a fucking sacrifice fly to win the fucking game.
The Yankees are fucking pissing me off.
Assholes. They better fucking beat Boston when they play here next week.
I shouldn't care because Seattle beat the Yankees 11 of out 12 regular season games and then the Yankees got rid of them in the postseason BUT if there's one thing I hate...it's obnoxious Red Sox fans.
They have no reason to be obnoxious. For the Red Sox, May is way too early to be obnoxious.
Actually even August is too early.
Fuckers.
This cold I have better go away before I leave for California.
My roommate got a puppy...she's the size of a beanie baby. No joke.
She's a teacup Chihuahua and she is soooooo cute!
Okay it's the 25th now. I don't want to do anything today but it looks nice out.
Maybe I'll go to the mall! But do I want to ride the bus all that way? I'd rather go into Manhattan. Plus there are tons of boys there for Fleet Week!
Hmm decisions, decisions.
I just took an quiz. "Who's Your Daddy?"
Who's your daddy?? Find out @ blackhole
Hee!!!
That's funny.
My roommate is carrying her puppy around in a little purse!
I still can't decide if I want to be a hermit or not.
Darn it.
It looks nice out. Maybe I'll take a walk to the harbor.
Stace
May 21 2002
I am so spacey today. I feel like I am high.
It’s this stupid allergy medicine I am taking. People are saying hello to me and it’s taking me about 10 seconds to respond. It’s as if I have no idea how to answer a simple hello. And anytime anyone asks me something I am like, “Wait, what?”
Good lord.
It is so cold in here today. People complained about it but do you think they have come up here to fix it? Of course not, why would they?
I am trying to remember if I encountered anyone annoying this morning on the way into work. Ah yes, the nauseating couple on the train. They kissed like 10 times before the girl got off at her stop. I am so glad I didn’t eat breakfast before I got to work or I would have thrown it up.
They would not stop kissing. I was hoping the train would stop short and they’d knock heads. But that didn’t happen, darn it.
Does that make me evil?
And then there was another annoying couple but they were just annoying because they were making it obvious that they were talking about everyone.
And believe me Mr. “I have 5 hairs left on my head but I comb them over to create the illusion of more hair” and Ms. “I’ve dyed my hair blonde so many times it’s like straw” were nothing to write home about.
My Walkman went dead this morning so I had to hear everyone this morning. I like listening to my music; it drowns out all of the nonsense.
I am leaving for LA in one week and one day. I am a little anxious about it. I have a fear of something bad happening here while I am out there.
Please God don’t let that happen.
The Yankees won again. Yay!
For some reason I watched the series finale of Ally McBeal last night. I don’t really watch it but I wanted to see the little girl from my mom’s school.
So the new thing around here is that we have to wear our IDS at all times. They have sensors on certain floors and we have to be able to swipe our IDS through so security can verify that we work here.
I have a suggestion. Stop people from coming into the building. Search everyone and make sure they don’t have something strapped to them, like a bomb!
Okay I just got my lunch. A chicken Parm sandwich! I am so hungry. I figure if I eat something filling I won’t fell faint anymore…we’ll see if it works.
And how sad is it when the guy behind the counter sees you and say, “Chicken Parm hero?” Ha.
It is so cold in NY today. It’s May 21st and I am shivering! What the hell?
I think I am going to have to walk an extra 10 blocks tonight.
I hate this deejay. She’s so annoying. If you’re ever in NY and you find the dance music station don’t listen between 11am and 2pm because Diane Pryor is one of the most annoying people on earth. She interrupts songs and her voice is irritating.
I think I’d rather listen to Shelly Wade on Z100.
Aw man! I just burped in front of my executive Vice President. No sound came out but I totally made a burping face…damn it! How embarrassing.
I really want to go to bed.
Why do people go to the elevators, hit the button and then walk over to my desk and look at me? I don’t understand. Wait for the elevator by the elevator!
How come people can never tell when I am being antisocial? Or when I am busy? If I am not taking my eyes off my computer, I am busy and don’t want to be bothered.
Okay my workload was supposed to decrease and now it’s worse. I don’t get it.
Great there are threats against the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of Liberty. The sirens are scaring me.
If they mess with the Statue of Liberty I will freak out.
Those fuckers.
And they better not mess with Yankee Stadium.
Oh my God I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to Yankee Stadium.
I think I’d be catatonic.
It’s my favorite place on earth.
Okay I want to go home. I don’t want to be stuck in Manhattan if there’s a lockdown or something.
It’s 4:32. I want to leave right at 5.
I feel like ass today. My nose is itchy and throat is scratchy.
Itchy and Scratchy! HA!
I haven’t watched the Simpsons in so long.
Okay I am leaving.
Stace
May 20th 2002
I apologize in advance for my rambling…I was in a weird mood today
I can’t take this shit anymore. Is Dick Cheney trying to make me a hermit? I know we are probably at risk for another attack but I really want to think I am going to be OK.
I know it’s stupid but I am a worrywart and I am going to be holed up in my apartment if they don’t stop scaring me.
I read something in the Daily News about how it’s Saudi Arabia who is funding the terrorists and how most the hijackers from 9/11 were of Saudi descent. With “friends” like the Saudis who needs enemies.
Seriously.
Here’s a message to President Bush. Don’t invite the Saudi Prince here again. Mayor Giuliani was right not accepting Saudi Arabia’s blood money. They have some fucking nerve to try and give NY money considering it was their citizens who carried out the attacks.
A word to the NYPD, please patrol the Staten Island Ferry, thoroughly and carefully. Thanks.
On the way to the Yankee game yesterday I walked from the Ferry terminal to the Whitehall Street subway station to catch the N/R. As I made my way past the bus stop shelter I heard a little girl say, after seeing an “Enough” movie poster on the side of it, “Yuck I cannot stand Jennifer Lopez she is so annoying.” I laughed. She made my day (up until that point)
The real high point of the day was Robin Ventura’s home run.
Yesterday I talked to my friend out who lives out in LA. I cannot wait to go see him. Of course I really wish I could be knocked out for the entire flight because I know I will be having panic attacks every five minutes.
Why did I choose a 5-hour flight for my first post 9/11 flight? I am a Dumbass (well for more reasons than just that—heh). I picked Jet Blue so I can watch TV the whole time.
So how about those Nets? Some ass on the elevator was talking about Jason Kidd’s triple double and saying how he was surprised to learn that Kidd is way ahead of Michael Jordan in that category. Um hello? Jordan takes 50 shots a night. It’s hard to rack up assists when all you do is shoot.
Jackass.
And guess what floor this genius got off on? That’s right the NBC Sports floor.
I was a good sister and taped the season finale of The Practice for my brother (he was taping a Wrestling Pay-per-view). I actually liked it.
Our system has been down all day. I have not done anything. I am so unmotivated. There’s really nothing to do when the system is down. I am caught up with my paperwork.
How annoying. It’s actually been down since Friday.
Our softball team is playing its first game tomorrow night. Yeah! I love watching them play. It’s fun to make fun of them.
They are playing somewhere in Central Park.
Holy shit Samantha Fox is on KTU. Hee.
So the Macarena was the number one, one hit wonder on VH1? I have so many drunken memories of that song. And unfortunately I still remember how to do it. I can remember being at a bar in Oswego (Bucklands) and every girl was doing the Macarena and every guy was along the side of the dance floor just staring at us all.
Aw, Buckland’s. I miss that place sometimes. They knocked it down right after I graduated.
Now there is a McDonald’s in its place.
There was a thing called Aussie Night. Every Thursday they had 9-midnight all you can drink for $5 (I think-my memory is hazy) and we’d go all out. I remember one time drinking 5 cups of beer in ten minutes (the first ten minutes I was there). I ended up pole dancing that night. And people still make fun of me for it.
September 21st 1995. Yes I remember the date because it was the night that changed my college experience. If I hadn’t had those 5 cups of beer, I wouldn’t have gotten that drunk, I wouldn’t have danced on the pole and I never would have told a certain someone how I felt about him.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
I remember another time at Bucklands when we were dancing to YMCA and my friend Chris had two beers in his hands and he did the “M” with them still in his hands and spilled both beers onto our friend Wendy’s head. Now that was some funny shit.
Another time I threw my friend Dan down onto the floor at Bucklands. That floor was really gross between the beer, the mud and whatever other liquids were there. He was so pissed at me.
Hee.
But he did get me back another night at this bar called the Patch. Dan liked doing “kung fu” punches and he was doing them and he punched my face. Nice, huh?
I had a fat lip for close to a week.
When it first happened, he kept trying to convince himself and me that I moved into his face, not that he actually punched me.
I thought he knocked my teeth out because my mouth went numb. My friend Tim grabbed my face and kept saying, “You’re ok.” Over and over again so I wouldn’t start crying.
My lip looked so bad the next day.
Dan felt so bad when he saw me.
Another time we were playing fighting and he broke my nail. Dan and Tim used to wrestle me. And throw me all over the place. One time Tim slammed the two of us into a table. He was trying to do a suplex and lost his balance. I have no idea how neither one of us got hurt. We literally fell onto a table and then the floor.
I think he thought he killed me. I made the mistake of saying I was Ok and then he continued to throw me around. I can see how wresters get so tired. All I did was get thrown around and I was tired. I couldn’t imagine actually doing the wrestling.
I miss those days. I miss having a group of friends like that. I hardly see anyone anymore. We’re all scattered all over the place.
Dan’s down in Florida, Chris is in LA (I am going to see him in a week), Tim was in Buffalo last time I checked (I haven’t seen him in 5 years)…my boys. I miss them all.
It sucks that I am better off being friends with boys. Darn it.
Thanks to them I saw Braveheart and the Shawshank Redemption.
And thanks to them I was entertained my first two years in Oswego.
Okay I am getting sad again. I want it to be 1995 again!!!
Wow…I met them all seven years ago!?
That is frightening.
Okay I have to stop. I need to go home and play Snood.
Stace
May 18th 2002
It is 12:22 AM and the Yankees and Twins are still playing.
It's the 13th inning and the game is tied at 9. Damn.
I wish the game would just end.
Ok this is the second inning in a row that the Yankees have had bases loaded and 2 outs...whoever is up next better just hit a friggin single and end the game so I can go to bed.
Okay some jackass in the crowd is wearing a Twins jersey. Rondell White is up. Ball one.
Come on Rondell...hit something, ass.
Friday night Cinemax movies make me laugh.
JESUS CHRIST!!!! It's the 14th inning. Rondell you suck.
AFLAC!!!
That goose makes me laugh.
Okay I am not going out tomorrow night, Ultimate Manilow is on. Aw hell yeah, Barry Manilow ROCKS!
I hate admitting this but I think I like Marc Anthony's new song.
Oh! I went to the gym today! I felt so good afterwards. I am really going to start going to the gym regularly.
The Cross Trainer kicks ass!
Jay Leno is annoying. I don't know how his ratings are higher than Dave Letterman's.
Sterling Hitchcock SUCKS ASS. First and third and no outs....that's just fucking great. When I said I wanted the game to end I didn't mean with the TWINS WINNING YOU JACKASS!
DAMN.
Why can't the Yankees fucking take advantage of the Red Sox losing????? HUH?!
Morons.
And why the fuck did Willie Randolph wave Jason Giambi home?! He was out by 10 feet.
UGH!!! I should be the third base coach.
Great Sterling...that's just fucking great. Now it's 10-9.
I hate when they pull this shit.
They were winning 6-1 at one point. JESUS.
I don't know if I want to see Stars Wars.
I saw someone dressed up on the train yesterday morning. I was laughing.
I mean I am a freak about some things but that is just so silly.
I love Triumph! He's busting on Stars Wars freaks. HAHAHAHA.
Back to the idiots, er, Yankees. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!! 11-9. I cannot fucking stand this shit.
Why am I freaking....Oh this is fucking ridiculous. Now it's 12-9. Put fucking Wade Boggs in to pitch!
Yeah nice way to end the game.
Sterling Hitchcock sucks ass why the fuck did we take him back? And why does El Duque insist on pitching when his back hurts and then pitches like shit and then mentions his back bothering him....dumbass.
CHRIST.
Triumph ROCKS. These people are SUCH GEEKS.
Oh my GOD. Seriously, these people are really scary.
HAHAHA.
"You are a huge nerd!" Oh my GOD. This is so funny. I wish I was taping it.
Wow these people really are frightening. They reenact scenes from Phantom Menace...Yikes.
"May the force be with you for me to poop on!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay I put the Yankee game back on and there are runners on first and third with one out. Bernie's up, the count 3 and 1....A WALK. The bases are loaded for Giambi...if he hits into a double play...Well I won't scream because it's so late. But I'll be really fucking pissed.
GIAMBI HIT A GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!
YAHOO!!!!! He won the game!!!!!
13-12!!!
Holy shit. I cannot believe it. I called it! But in the ninth inning. Ok so I was 5 innings late.
Wow...Damn. I love it.
The Yankees and Twins combined for 25 runs, 40 hits tonight...hot damn.
And the game took 5 hours and 46 minutes! Wow.
I so don't want the Lakers to win. I cannot stand Phil Jackson.
I could coach the teams he's had and win championships. Seriously. Who can stop Shaquille O'Neal? Unless a guy comes along who 7'4" and 350.
The Yankees scored all of their runs on home runs. And the Twins didn't. Weird.
I really thought this game wouldn't end.
The Mets turned a triple play!? Wow.
I need to go to bed.
Stace
May 15th 2002
Question: Why do all acne commercials feature women who probably do not have a clogged pore on their entire face?
I don’t get it.
I went to a taping of Conan O’Brien last night. He is insane. I love him. I wish I could stay up to watch him all the time.
I went to see Josh Jackson but Robin Williams was the first guest. I was in the same room as an Oscar winner. How fucking cool is that? Actually screw that. I was in the same room as Mork!!
Nanu nanu.
Robin Williams’s ability to make a joke out of anything is astounding to me. I cannot imagine having that talent.
Josh looked damn good last night. Good lord he is becoming a man, baby. He had a beard and mustache. Yum.
So seriously why must they torture us acne prone people with clear faced people talking about using acne wash? Fuck you perfect skin girl.
Derek Jeter looks dead sexay when he is defending his teammates. Damn!
The players better not strike in August…or I will really have a shit fit and I will be a very bad person to be around.
Stace
May 10th 2002
New pet peeve: When people are waiting for an elevator and repeatedly push the button. Hitting the button eight million times will not make the elevator get to your floor faster, it will just annoy the person who sits by the elevators.
Dumbass.
They fired one of my co workers last night and didn't plan on telling us.
What kind of a place do I work for?
Last night's ER made me cry.
Yankees won, the Red Sox are losing to Seattle. HA! Fuckers.
Okay I gotta go I am on my bro's computer.
Stace
May 7th 2002
Wanna hear something funny?
I was yelling at people on Sunday who were booing Jason Giambi. The same girl who started a "Tino, tino" chant at Opening Day was yelling for people to stop booing Giambi. Mainly because the entire Yankee team sucked on Sunday and everyone should have been booed, not just Giambi.
I even bought his Yankee shirt.
My dad and brother couldn't believe it.
What can I say? I am a sucker for big, muscular, dirty men with chubby faces.
My fantasy men, the TV and movie guys, are all chisled and gorgeous. My real life men, the ones I fall for, all have chubby faces.
Damn it why does Giambi have to be married!?
Just kidding.
I was exhausted all day today. I took some sinus medicine and I was in a fog the entire time I was at work. And now that I am home, I am awake, of course.
A childhood friend of mine lost his mom on Friday night to cancer. I attended her wake last night. I felt so bad for him but he seemed to be relieved. She had been sick for so long.
My brother and I went to the casket together and he started crying. My poor baby brother, he's so sensitive.
I saw so many people that I hadn't seen in years last night at that wake.
My friends and I tried to get Spiderman tickets. Yeah right.
We will try again this weekend.
If I have to hear Jennifer Lopez gasp again I am going to scream. Enough with the "Enough" commericals.
What the heck is on TV tonight?
Oh Jeez, Nancy O'Dell is in front of my building.
Juda? What the hell do people think when they name their children?
Oh FUCK "Shoshanna". The fact that she is on my company's payroll pisses me off like you would not believe.
And now we have Linda Lopez, the annoying younger sister of JLo also.
First Shoshanna, then Carson Daly and now Llo. What the fuck ever.
I get a kick out of the SNL people who arrive at work when I am coming back from getting lunch.
Hmmm so it seems the Yankees are panicking. I don't know why. It's only May. If it were July and they were sucking I'd panic. I am not panicking! And I am always panicking.
Once everyone gets into a hitting groove they will be unstoppable. Then Boston will fold like they always do and we'll be fine. Oh excuse me, my man is up...and it's not Derek Jeter.
It's Jason. I'll be right back.
He hit a double!!!! And Bernie scored. Woo fucking hoo.
They better fucking sweep Tampa Bay.
Wow I am cursing a lot. I apologize.
Oh! I had a woman sit on me this morning! What's with the women who have asses the size of an SUV trying to squeeze them into a small area on a subway bench seat? I don't get it. I mean, this woman literally sat on me and then had the nerve to spread her legs.
Oops Jason got out. Hee. He's still hot.
Oh my God what am I saying?!
My best friend, who loves Tino Martinez, even said on Sunday (about Giambi), "Damn he looks good."
OH! How could I forget?! One of the women at work borrowed my tape of Queer As Folk episodes 1-7 of Season One. She's had it for like a month. She comes in this morning with this embarrassed look on her face and says, "Can I have the next tape?" I laughed and said, "Are you hooked?" And she says, "...Yes."
I am getting more women turned onto man/man lovin! HAHAHAHAHA.
Ah shit my knee is throbbing again.
I forgot about the Laverne and Shirley reunion! I loved that show!
Fuckin Mike Mussina. IT'S TAMPA BAY NOT SEATTLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Okay you know what? I am still not panicking but the Yankees are FUCKING PISSING ME OFF.
Derek Jeter needs to start hitting the FUCKING ball and needs to stop looking at that FUCKING outside called strike three.
He also needs to stop having sex. Whenever he is involved with someone his game goes down the tubes.
Stay celibate damn it!
That's great. Keep striking out Vander Wal. Or however the fuck you spell it.
Word of the day: FUCK (in every form possible)
Nick Johnson got a hit! Of course, there are two outs and Soriano will probably FUCKING strike out.
Or not...he just tied the game. YEAH MOTHERFUCKER YEAH!
I won't get my hopes up. They'll probably end up losing anyway. FUCKERS.
I am beyond cranky. And look who's up and guess who just LOOKED AT AN OUTSIDE STRIKE!!! JESUS DEREK!
What the FUCK is wrong with him?
Derek Sanderson Jeter you best be hitting the ball soon or I will heckle you at every damn game.
My best friend was calling Jeff Nelson a bitch on Sunday. Now that was FUNNY.
Gee. Another outside strike!
Can you imagine being a baseball player and hearing a woman cursing you out?!
Okay Derek is staying alive...but he'll strike out looking.
Come on Derek you can do it!
Ass.
YEEHAW he got a hit and Soriano scored. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
So Tara died on Buffy?!
I don't watch it but my friends do and I am sure they are freaking out.
I must go to bed...I am sooooo tired.
Stace
