March 31st 2006

Okay this is really silly but I was actually excited to send my rent check out today because 1) my name was on the rent bill 2) it’s MY apartment and 3) I finally feel like an adult.

It took 31 and a ½ years but here am I!

So Kris Benson cheated on wife Anna with one of her friends? Does this mean she has to sleep with all of the Orioles? Ew she has to sleep with Kevin Millar? Bleh. Thank God Sidney Ponson isn’t on the team anymore.

I met my downstairs neighbor and I asked her if the cats had been making too much noise and she said she didn’t even know I had moved in. Heh. I have to start making more noise!

I’m in a really good mood today.

Oh! I’m going to Disney World in September. I’m very excited about that. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been there. I want to get married there. Well, not in September because that means I’d have 5 and ½ months to find a husband. Heh.

My friend Alex who is getting married in May called to let me know that our dresses came in. We weren’t expecting them this soon. I’m glad. Nothing like getting a bridesmaid dress and making alterations at the last second.

It’s a pale blue dress so I think I have to mystic tan myself so I don’t look like a ghost. We’ll see.

Racquel is going to be my date as usual. Now that we’re both single at the time we’ll be each other’s dates. Heh.

Naomi Campbell is a menace. This isn’t the first time she’s thrown a phone at an employee. Who the hell would work for her? I don’t understand people.

Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons have announced their break up.

Matt LeBlanc and his wife have split.

Anyone else?!

My God. Can anyone stay married?

My lunch is really really good. I’m eating penne sautéed in tomato, basil and garlic. NICE. I’ll be stinky later but really who gives a shit.

Mmmmmmmmmm nummy.

Stace
A note: Thanks to everyone who is reading my site. According to my site statistics there are a lot of you reading it daily or it's just one extremely obsessive fan. Either way, I appreciate your support.
March 30th 2006

Oh boy. More exciting news for Stacey and it's Yankee related! It seems to happen every every even year.

God please don't make 2006 end like 2004...I really couldn't take it. I had one highlight. The rest of the year sucked ass.

Thanks.

My apartment is starting to come together a little more. I need a dresser for my bedroom and I need a sofa. Actually a love seat, my living room isn't that big.

Okay so my pick for cheesy song of the week: "Lonely Boy" by Andrew Gold. I love it. It's cheestastic.

My account manager was out at lunch and caught some of the Yankee game and he says, "Wow Giambi's thighs are huge." So I said, "It's because of all of that squatting he was doing with his trainer." And then I growled. I really have to control myself at work.

Heh.

I stayed at work until 9 last night. I got a lot done so today was a bit better for me. But things are about to get even more hectic with my coworker leaving soon to have her son.

AHHHHHHHH!

Okay I am going to bed at a resonable hour because I slept like shit last night. And after the night I had Monday and the morning I had Tuesday I need all the sleep I can get.

Have I mentioned how much vomiting sucks? How the hell do pregnant woman handle morning sickness? Blech.

Ta

Stace
March 28th 2006

Food poisoning sucks. I think I threw up everything I ever ate this morning. Literally. I've never projectile vomited before and I really don't ever want to again.

I still feel like shit.

I have a computer desk. My parents came over today. My dad brought the desk and put it together and mommy helped me clean up the puke :) Bleh.

Stace
7:51p

Oh my god...I just weighed myself. I'm one pound away from my all time highest weight. I haven't been this fat since 2002. Wow. That was a tad surprising considering I was 5 lbs lighter last week.

Okay I'm ignoring every ache and pain I have and fucking working out 4 days a week again.

OH MY GOD
March 25th 2006

Guess where I am right now? IN MY APARTMENT! The computer is hooked up. It's still on the floor but at least it is hooked up.

Henry and Jack are confused by it. I wanted to try and get a computer desk today but now it looks like the trip to IKEA is off. Boo.

There is something else I am shopping for tonight that I need BADLY. REALLY BADLY.

I am watching VH1's Top Twenty Countdown and I have no idea who I am watching right now. I don't listen to the radio at work anymore.

The Fray? Who the hell is that?

Ugh Tori Spelling is on. She's really not pretty. She has a horse face.

I changed the channel because of a commercial break and I put on one of the PBS stations and there is a show called "Boobah". It's very odd.

My ears are itchy. I hate that.

Jack is such a mama's boy. Listening to him whine last night as I was trying to fall asleep made me laugh. I felt slightly bad but he's a cat, he'll get over it.

My mom is coming in 45 minutes...at least I hope it's 45 minutes. Knowing her she'll show up early and yell at me.

I know. I'm 31 years old and I'm still afraid of my mother. But she's crazy! (I'm writing this knowing my brother will read it and then show her--little shit)

Alrighty I have to shower.

Exciting!

Stace
March 24th 2006

So I get home last night and do I have HBO or Showtime? NO. So I call up and the guy presses the button on the computer and hooks me up and then informs me that I am getting my first 2 months of HBO and Showtime for free because of their screw up. Aw hell yeah.

Duke and Gonzaga can both blow me.

So tomorrow is going to be a busy day. Mommy is picking me up and driving me to her house. I am going to the post office to send a package to Washington DC, then I am going to the bank to deposit a check, then I am going to the dentist (yikes) and THEN I am going to IKEA finally. Wooo!

I need a damn dresser for my bedroom and I need a computer table and I need a couch or a love seat.

I also need to find my keyboard and my mouse so I can actually use the computer.

Okay so this morning Jack is trying to get into my room I have been "locking" both cats out of my room by barricading my door with stuff because the lock is broken but Jack is such a beast he can push through anything. So I finally got enough stuff to block the door and it's opened just a crack and I look and there he is, reaching up to the doorknob to try and turn it. Hello!?

Heh.

I was dying.

One of the bigwigs bought pizza for the entire floor today. Thank goodness because I almost forgot about the no meat thing again. Bad Stacey.

Wow Adam Morrison really lost it last night after Gonzaga lost. I just saw a picture of him crying his eyes out. Aw I feel bad for him and his atrociously ugly pornstache.

Adam for the love of God shave that shit off your face. Bleh.

My mom put the little girl she baby-sits on the phone with me. She�s so cute. I love little kid voices. They make me smile. Her name is Jolie. Not pronounced like Angie�s last name.

I am never getting a manicure again. They ruined my right thumb nail. It�s coming off! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

T.G.I.F

Have I ever mentioned how much I love, �I Don�t Care Anymore� by Phil Collins?

I might as well tell you what is so funny about my answering machine message. I recorded my greeting and right as I finished a McDonald�s commercial was ending on the TV so you hear �bada ba ba ba� at the end of my message. It�s so funny. And I�m keeping it like that.

I know I�ll get bored and want to put something really funny on there. I used to leave random Seinfeld sound bites on my answering machine in college. Heh.

Okay back to the grind

Stace
Oh and here is my favorite chick in the world. Melissa Theuriau. She's a French newscaster. Um yeah. She's so very pretty.







See?
Okay I was too serious in that last entry. Let's take a trip down memory lane.



Here's Giambi hitting one of the like 56 HRs I've seen him hit in person.





August 28th 2005, I go to the game with my friends Kyle and Gen and as we're going up the escalator my friend Gen says, "I'm feeling Giambi mojo today." I said, "Your lips to God's ears." Two HRs and a single and 7 RBI later I look at her and say, "Can you feel that mojo at every game from now on?"



Here's Giambi crushing one onto Eutaw Street at Camden Yards. And when I say crushing I mean it. Christ he hit that a ton.



The best Giambi HR of the year. The one that seemed to turn his season around. June 15th 2005, bottom of the 10th inning, game tied 5-5. Joe Mesa is pitching for the Pirates and Giambi hits a moonshot to the Upper Deck in right to win the game.



Do you see how happy Derek Jeter is in this picture?



June 26th 2005 against the Mets. This is the game winning hit I predicted in the 4th inning. Go me.



I actually missed this HR because I was seeing Duran Duran in concert that night but I had to post a picture because Curt Schilling was pitching. Hee.



Jane Seymour...tsk tsk, lick him when you're that close to him.



Three words: Best. Picture. Ever.

6:31p

Dear God,

It�s me Stacey.

I just would like to ask you for one favor.

Can you make it possible for me to like someone at the same time they like me?

Thanks.

One more thing, can you make people who are single, you know ones without a wife and kids, like me?

Thanks!

Oh wait, I�m not done. Can you make it so I�m not so picky? I�ll be single until I�m 80 with my current standards.

Thanks!!

Aw crap another thing, when I tell people I have no interest in them can you make them get it into their thick skulls that I�m really not interested in them?

Thanks!!!

Now I feel better.

Oh wait. Can you make me not like a certain person anymore? Because its killing me. It feels like a piece of my heart dies everyday when I realize I can never have him. Thanks.

Stace
March 23rd 2005

I have cable but the assclowns forgot to include HBO and Showtime.

That�s supposed to be fixed this afternoon. We shall see.

So on nypost.com there�s a headline: Book: Jason Took 'Roids. Um DUH. Didn�t we all know that about already? We all found out about what he did on December 3rd 2004 when his grand jury testimony in the BALCO trial was leaked to the San Francisco Chronicle. Ooo Jason Giambi took steroids. We know. Asses. Now the news about Gary Sheffield is bad because in the Game of Shadows book the authors claim he knowingly injected himself with HGH. He always claimed to have unknowingly used �the cream� and that is what he told the Grand Jury. Oops.

Jason. Don�t sweat it. I still believe in you. Everyone else can fuck off.

Home opener is in 19 days. YAHOO!

One of the Dawson�s Creek episodes I was in an extra in was on this morning. Hee.

While I appreciate my daddy staying in my apartment and supervising the cable installation I don�t appreciate having to clean fucking CIGARETTE ASHES IN MY BATHROOM SINK!!!!!!

There will be a no smoking rule enforced in my apartment. Go down to the courtyard to smoke for Crissakes. Ick.

Oh to all of my friends who read the site and who are lucky enough to have my new home phone number call my answering machine. I recorded my outgoing message too close to the TV and a well known jingle made its way into my message. It was perfect timing and if I had tried to do it, it wouldn�t have worked.

Heh.

Stace
March 22nd 2006

I should receive some sort of medal for surviving three weeks without cable. The guy is there right now installing everything. Gus is supervising.

Pray everything turns out okay.

And as much as I love Queer as Folk, if I had to watch it another night I would have gone down to the Irish pub 2 blocks away, dragged some strange old man out of there and had sex with him on the street. That show makes me so horny. It's ridiculous.

I know TMI. But you people are used to that.

I�ve been noticing a lot of hits on my site lately. I can only imagine who is reading my site. Yikes.

I apologize profusely if I wrote anything offensive. Well, not really.

Hey my cable will be hooked up just in time for the Yanks/Red Sox Spring Training game. Yay!

And my computer too! Although it will be on the floor. I don�t know how comfortable I�ll be sitting on the floor trying to type.

A trip to IKEA is imperative. I need furniture damn it.

Stace
March 20th 2006

I wanted to say Rest In Peace to Bill Beutel. He was a newscaster and most people between the ages of 28-40 grew up watching him on WABC/Channel 7 here in New York. He passed away this weekend.

My mom always tells two stories about Mr. Beutel. The first was how Eyewitness News ended for the night on August 26th 1974 and that�s when she went into labor with me. So the last thing she saw on TV before leaving for the hospital was Mr. Beutel and his broadcast partner Roger Grimsby. Story #2 involves me. At about 2 and � years old I literally ran into Mr. Beutel on the street. We were coming out of my eye doctor�s office, my mom turned for one second and boom I was off running and I ran right smack into Mr. Beutel�s legs. Heh. She said he was nice about it.

I was just watching a video montage of him on the Channel 7 website and was tearing up. Like a big wuss.

So Stacey was almost like R. Kelly today only I wasn�t trapped in a closet, I was almost trapped in a bathroom. There�s nothing like going to open a door and having the doorknob fall off into your hand. For a good 15-20 seconds I was panicking, convinced I was going to be stuck in my bathroom all day. I then composed myself and figured out a way to open the door. Thank God. How embarrassing would that have been. Yikes. I�m never closing that door again.

Two more days without cable.

I finally watched last week�s Sopranos episode. Hopefully I�ll catch a repeat of last night�s episode when I get my cable.

I liked the first episode. Some people were like, �Eh it was okay.� Whatever. It was good. Get over it.

You can�t have high expectations for the first episode of a new season, especially when the space between seasons is like 3 decades.

Happy Spring! I swear at 1:36pm when Spring officially started my nose and ears started itching. What�s up with that?

Okay I have to get out of here. I have to go to Radio Shack and buy a phone and earphones.

Don�t you wish you were me?

Heh.

Stace
St Patty�s Day

I love Irish boys. They are my downfall. Today is my highest holiday.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I went out during lunch with one of my friend from work. Met a few cute boys.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I�m having trouble typing. Gee why is that? Guess!

Stace
7:02p

I want this dress....maybe not





I found Jack and Henry's long lost brother!!!



He looks like Jack!

And to the people who say Jack is fat...look at this beast!



Stace
March 16th 2006

Wooo I have permission from the Catholic Church to eat meat tomorrow!

Nevada, Marquette and Oklahoma can all kiss my ass!

And Tennessee? Almost losing to Winthrop? A 2 almost losing to a 15? Are you kidding me?!?!

Cockmonkeys.

Jackie in the apartment





Henry in the apartment





Aw boo boos.

Stace
The Ides of March 2006

The word of the week: Cockmonkey

Thank you to my friend Kevin for using it. Racquel and I are adding it to our repertoire. Wait did I spell that right?

So everybody say it with me now. "COCKMONKEY!"

Stace
1:18P

THEY KILLED DANA OFF THE L WORD!!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?

I hate not having cable. I had no idea. FUCK.

March 14th 2006

Work has stressed me out so badly I've been sick to my stomach since Saturday. Woo! Go me. But a good thing did happen this weekend. Stacey was able to hook up her DVD player and had a Queerathon. I watched every episode of Season 1. All 22 of them.

God I miss that show so much. So so much.

Watching those episodes brought me back to 5 years ago, living at home, watching the show, my dad being horrified if he accidentally walked in on a male/male sex scene. Hee.

What memories!

I had money back then because I was still living at home and hadn't really gotten into my expensive handbag phase. Damn those handbags! Damn them all!

If I seem wacky today its because I am. I had a bad night of sleep.

But there is good news. The apocolypse was held off at least for another month or so.

Woo.

Countdown: 1 week and 1 day until Stacey has cable again.

Why did the producers of Saturday Night Fever cast Karen Gorney as Stephanie? She was horrible. I never realized it when I was a kid but I was watching the movie last night (I have it on DVD) and just couldn't believe how awful she was. And did anyone else notice how her hair changed from scene to scene? Hello its called continuity.

My brother taped the Sopranos for me. How sweet is James? I don't even think I asked him. Wait, did I? Oh God I don't remember.

I need to eat something. I'm hungry.

By the way, I don't need no stinkin man. I hooked up my own damn DVD player. Stace
I meant to post this a couple of weeks ago when it was taken but forgot and then got busy with work but what the hell is Giambi doing in this picture?



Jock itch?

Is he threatening to whip it out in front of A Rod and Jeter? I mean, what the hell?
March 10th 2006

Hi.

Miss me?

I�ve been a busy little bee. Work is kicking my ass. I am busy trying to get my new apartment in order. I don�t have cable so I�m bored out of my mind at home. I only have TNT so all I watch is Law and Order.

I cannot wait to get cable.

Just another 2 weeks.

The boys are used to the new place. The first 2 days were bad. They wouldn�t come out from under my bed. Now they greet me at the door every night. Aw.

I have to buy an eyehook to keep them out of my room when I�m trying to sleep. Jack busts the door open no matter what I put in front of it.

I have to buy screens for the windows. I have to get a gate for the window near the fire escape.

I have to remember not to eat meat for dinner tonight.

I have to ice my bum hip. I fell how many weeks ago and it still hurts. And why doesn�t Stacey go to the doctor? Because she�s a moron.

I have to have someone hook up my DVD player so I can have a Queer-athon.

Woo.

Okay I am getting out of here. The past two weeks have literally kicked my ass.

But good news�I got a good review and should be getting a nice raise. Sweet!

Stace
February 28th 2006

A special thanks goes out to the NY Daily News for the article on Jason Giambi and his new trainer. Nothing like picturing Jason Giambi sweating and doing squats to perk a girl up in the morning. Yeehaw.

Stace
February 27th 2006

I'm moving out.

Yippee skippee.

I signed my lease and I am moving in to my new apartment this weekend.

I'm a grown up person now.

Woo.

Stace
February 24th 2006

Happy 36th Anniversary to my parents!

And Happy Potrait Day from Tampa!



Aw yeah.

Stace
February 22nd 2006

Oh. Hell. Yeah.

The boys are back biatches.



And look who got in shape the past two weeks. DAYUM.

One of my friends said she had been waiting all winter to hear me growl. Hee.

BASEBALL. WOO.

Stace
February 15th 2006

I was wrong! More good news! Not only will Gale Harold be on Deadwood BUT he snagged the lead role of a FOX Pilot titled �Vanished�. Gale Harold and Josh Jackson both with high profile roles in pilots? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Crosses fingers so they both get picked up)

Pitchers and catchers report tomorrow�COULD MY WEEK GET ANY BETTER?!

Am I going to win the lottery next?!

Oh man I probably jinxed myself. When things are going well something comes along and screws it up.

Pictures are already being released of players reporting to Spring Training. Woo Derek Jeter! Woo!

Um is Dick Cheney like one of the unluckiest people ever? Seriously. Why does he leave the house?

I really messed up my right hip. I strained something. Probably when I was trying not to fall on my ass the past 3 days because of all of the snow around here.

It was 50 today so I�m sure a lot of it melted away.

More pictures have been released of Jorge Posada, Miguel Cairo and Tanyon Sturtze. Wooooooo!

Less than 24 hours until pitchers and catchers!

I want to go roller skating so badly but I�m afraid to because I haven�t done it in 16 years. That�s about half my life. Jesus that was depressing to type. I was really good at it. I was able to skate backwards, spin, jump etc. I�d probably break something now if I attempted it.

I�m also a fully grown woman. The last time I skated I was like 14 or 15 and about 115 lbs with no hips or boobs. Aw. I miss being that skinny.

I hate my nose. I want to get a nose job.

�Down down down in your heart, find find find the secret, turn turn turn your head around, baby we can do it we can do it alright�� I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG.

�Can we get together? I really I really wanna be with you.�

I�m sorry I need to shout this right now.

GALE HAROLD IS GOING TO BE ON DEADWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay I feel better now.

Stace
You Are an Orange Martini
Everyone's favorite drunk, you're fun, flirty, and charming. Unfortunately, you often spark jealousy - and unintentionally start bar fights. You should never: Drink and dial. You'll just end up with multiple booty calls at your door! Your ideal party: Is huge and lively. You love to work a crowd. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Blueberry Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Dirty Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?
February 14th 2006

Just when I thought the news of Gale Harold playing Wyatt Earp on Deadwood would be the best thing I could hear all day it gets trumped by one of the managers introducing an intern to me about 3 minutes ago.

AN INTERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111oneoneone

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

It�s an early Christmas miracle! Happy Black Tuesday! Happy A Rod Day!

Wow my bad mood has quickly turned around.

Of course the intern is cute and blonde (whatever) but she seems nice.

Okay that �One Wish� song is really annoying. The guy sounds like he�s crying.

The snow was nice at first but now it�s black�literally.

I am dressed head to toe in black to celebrate Black Tuesday. Stupid ass �holiday�.

My coworker Tom got all of the girls a little box of Godiva chocolates for Black Tuesday. How sweet.

I�m in a bad mood again. (I wrote the first 7 items before lunch)

Bleh.

Oh I have news. MAJOR NEWS. But I will wait until tomorrow to tell you all. I know. You�re going to be waiting with baited breath. Here�s a hint: Billy Joel�s musical with Twila Tharp.

Stace
February 13th 2006

I knew it. I knew the weatherpeople would underestimate this storm. I called it on Thursday. I said we'd get two feet of snow.

Unbelievable.

Wow.

Oh and to the people who think I'm upset about a certain thing happening. I'm not and you're all a bunch of losers who give Yankee fans a bad name.

Stace
February 10th 2006

Oh my God certain Yankee fans are the biggest dumbasses on the face of the earth and they know nothing.

One moron is saying how Jason Giambi was a bad signing because the Yankees haven�t won anything since they signed him. Um does Jason Giambi pitch? Was it his fault that pitching staff had a 10.31 ERA against the Angels in 2002? Or that Joe Torre brought Jeff Weaver into a crucial World Series game in 2003? Is it his fault the Yankee lost 4 straight to the Red Sox in the ALCS in 2004? (actually that could be his fault�if he were healthy and playing it never would have happened) Is it his fault Hideki Matsui and Gary Sheffield left a combined 31 men on base in the ALDS against the Angels this past October? NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

My God. And guess what! The Yankee didn�t win all of those championships in the 90s solely because of Tino Martinez. People are idiots.

I seriously can�t take it.

They haven�t won anything since they signed Mike Mussina and he was there in 2001 when they lost to the Diamondbacks and who else was on the team then? TINO FUCKING MARTINEZ! Who until he hit that two out bottom of the ninth HR in Game 4 of that World Series had a fucking ofer going all series. So bite me again.

Jason, I got your back yo.

Stace
February 8th 2006

Belated congratulations to the Pittsburgh Stealers, excuse me, Steelers, for their Super Bowl victory.

Why is the officiating in every single major sport SUCKING ASS lately?

They need to fire everyone and start over again.

Pitchers and Catchers next week. Woo!

I just want baseball to start already damn it.

Daniel V. from Project Runway is my new gay boyfriend. I lurve him. He�s so adorable.

I love that show.

I tried to watch American Idol last night but I�m uncomfortable with people embarrassing themselves on national TV. Seriously.

I was home sick from work yesterday. I�ve been battling a cold on and off for three weeks and I just needed to lay down and do nothing yesterday. I still feel like ass today but at least I was able to sleep a little bit yesterday.

I�ve been sick all winter. It�s ridiculous.

Then again I�ve been stressed out, not eating right, not taking vitamins�etc etc etc.

Bleh

My life is sooooooo exciting these days.

Stace
February 2nd 2006

Happy Groundhog Day!

Woo pitchers and catchers in TWO WEEKS!

YAY!

Stace
If you hate me DO NOT READ THE SITE....morons.
January 31st 2006

Another day, another abused child murdered. This time a little 4 year old boy is the victim. His name was Quachon Brown. He had a fractured skull, lacerated liver, various bruises and bite marks.

What the hell is going on around here?

My favorite quote in an article that is in today�s New York Daily News is this, "There was no food in the fridge, a broken window let all the cold air in," the source said. "The five children who lived there . . . all slept in two beds in a single bedroom. All four [surviving children who lived in the apartment] show signs of old physical abuse, old bruises and bite marks."

And visits were made to this apartment. WHY WEREN�T THESE CHILDREN TAKEN AWAY IMMEDIATELY??????

What the fuck?

My second favorite quote comes from the head of ACS (Administration of Child Services) John Mattingly who does NOT deserve to have that last name thank you very much Mattingly could not explain why Quachon and the sisters who lived in the apartment - ages 9 months, 2, 5 and 9 - were permitted to live in such squalor. "That is heartbreaking to all of us," he said.

Give me a break Mr. Mattingly.

This angers me so much.

Neighbors claim the 26 year old mother was overwhelmed because she was a mother of 6. It�s called birth control. If you can�t provide for your children STOP FUCKING HAVING THEM.

My God.

I have to stop writing.

Stace
January 26th 2006

Seven months away from 32. Oh boy!

Oh so my mom thought the whole comparing myself to Dolly Parton thing was funny. Yeah real funny mom. ITS YOUR FAULT MY BOOBS ARE LIKE THIS!

Her�s are ginormous.

People think it�s funny that I am going through a second puberty at 31.

I�m looking around at my cubicle and I have so much shit in it. Seriously. My God. Then again I�ve been here 6 and � years so I have accumulated a lot of stuff.

Someone made me feel good today by doing the littlest thing. A little goes a long way.

MY MP3 PLAYER JUST SKIPPED. WTF?

I have to go bridesmaid dress shopping. Always a bridesmaid never a bride. The wedding is in May. I�ve already lost about 6 lbs I need to lose about 13-15 more and I will be at my skinny weight. 150 for me is perfect 145-148 is my skinny weight. I�m hovering around 160. So far the boobs are still here.

We�ll see what happens 15 lbs from now.

My size 12 pants are hanging off me which would be a good thing if I didn�t own only size 12�s. Der.

And I don�t have the money to be buying more clothes.

I have decided today that Overkill by Men at Work is my favorite song of all time.

And it sums up how I feel all the damn time

I can�t get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications


Especially at night
I worry over situations
I know will be alright
Perhaps it�s just my imagination


Day after day it reappears
Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away

Yep. Me in a nutshell.

I know a few people who say �Overkill� is their favorite Men at Work song. Except for Chrispy. His is �Down Under�. That�s his ringtone on my phone. Heh.

My friend Lindsey is Jeff Buckley because she loves him.

My friend Wendy is Bon Jovi.

Racquel is Beyonce because she loves the song �Baby Boy�.

Certain men in my life have �Sexual Healing� as their ring. Hee. Cracks me up whenever it goes off.

Right now my default ringer is �Hung Up� by Madonna.

�Ring ring ring goes the telephone, the lights are on but there�s no one home.�

This lesser workload thing is weird. I almost don�t like not being stressed out. Weird, right?

I took Opening Day off completely. I�d rather wake up late and head to the Stadium whenever the hell I want.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

74 days 18 hours and 2 minutes from this point.

Pitchers and Catchers 20 days from today!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My 32nd birthday is 211 days 4 hours and 56 minutes away. I celebrate my birthday to the exact minute. 10:50pm.

Yes I am a crack head.

Okay I gotta go.

Stace
January 25th 2006

I keep thinking today is Thursday.

I was offered Knicks tickets but turned them down. I feel like going home at a decent hour for a change.

My mom said they left Mo in the garage all night accidentally. Aw the poor boo boo.

Pitchers and catchers report February 16th, position players report February 21st and the first full squad workout is February 22nd. Yeehaw.

If the Yankee sign Mike Piazza I am getting my tattoo removed.

Okay no I�m not.

R.I.P. Chris Penn.

I prefer to remember him when he wasn�t so heavy. Like when he was in Footloose or The Wild Life.

Some fool remade �Faithfully� by Journey into a dance song? WTF?!

So Barry Bonds decided not to participate in the World Baseball Classic. He didn�t want to risk injuring himself. I wish other players would do the same thing.

I watched American Idol last night. Some of those people are horrible. Their friends are mean for telling them they can sing. Jesus.

I know someone who hates the Red Sox so much that she peed on Fenway Park�s outside wall one drunken night. BWAH!

Priceless.

Jesus I just listened to PopoZao by Mr. Britney Spears. I want those 3 minutes back.

K Fed, go away. Please.

Okay I have to go home now. I�m actually listening to �Get Right� by Jennifer Lopez. Now you know I am sleep deprived.

Stace
January 23rd 2006

So I go to my parents� house on Saturday and my brother utters the scariest sentence to ever come out of his mouth. �Mom and I were looking at your website yesterday.� My reaction, �WHAT?!?!!�

James stop showing mom my website. Thanks.

Oy.

The weather in New York is delightful today! And by delightful I mean horrible. It�s disgusting out.

This winter sucks. No wonder everyone is sick all the time.

I�m listening to Olivia Newton-John. Yes. That Olivia Newton-John. I love her. I was listening to Andy Gibb earlier. I love him too.

Right now �Xanadu� is on. God what a horrible movie that was.

The dude from the Warriors was in it and yes I�ll admit at 6 I liked him. Hee.

What the hell is his name...Michael Beck? Right? I think that�s it. I could be way off though.

Thanks to Bravo I am now addicted to �Project Runway�. Bastards.

Jack Abramoff�s father needs to chill out. It was a joke. George Clooney was trying to be funny. Hell I laughed. Jesus. Everyone is so fucking uptight. It�s 2006 and I feel like we were thrown into a time warp and we�re back in the 1950s or something. Good God.

I�m rooting against the Steelers in the Super Bowl which means they�ll win.

People are really annoying me today. I�m just so tired. I had another bad night�s sleep.

At least the day is going by fast.

Great I just jinxed myself.

Stace
January 20th 2006

For the love of God Jason...take a shower and cut your hair and start working out you're looking a tad puffy. Christ. I'd still jump on him if I could.



HA

Stace
January 18th 2005

Okay I�m a day late on this but here it goes. My Golden Globes wardrobe review. I know I�m going to forget people but these are the people who stood out.

Keira Knightley: I loved her entire look from her hair down to her toes. Loved her dress.

Evangeline Lilly: Another dress I absolutely loved. The color was spectacular.

Hilary Swank: I ended up loving her dress the second she turned around and showed off the back of it. Her hair, eh, could have been better. Looked too flat.

Jessica Alba: I loved her whole look as well. Her hair was perfect, not too done up but not too blah either. Loved her dress, it was gorgeous and a great cut. Her bracelets were great as well.

Renee Zellweger: I LOVED LOVED LOVED her dress. Loved it. Did I say I loved it? Because I really did. Although she still needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. I liked her hair but I thought she could have worn a tad more makeup. Just a tad. But God I fucking loved that dress.

Ellen Pompeo: I couldn�t look at her dress I was too distracted by the poodle someone dropped her on head.

Sandra Oh: I liked her dress too. I think it looked nice on her. A lot of white this year.

Marcia Cross: I liked her dress, more than I thought I would when I first saw it.

Eva Longoria: I liked what I saw of her dress. I didn�t see past her waist but the top was great and it was my favorite color (red)

Teri Hatcher: Meh. Could have looked better. I liked last year�s dress a lot better. And her hair was also meh. Could have looked better as well.

Nicolette Sheridan: I think she looked really nice. Navy was a good choice for her. She wasn�t too overdone. And I cannot believe I am admitting this but I think its cute that she�s back together with Michael Bolton.

Scarlett Johanssen�s breasts: Looked fantastic. You go girls.

Drew Barrymore�s breasts: These are the Golden Globes, not the SAG awards! Good God.

Mariah Carey�s breasts: Girlfriend needs to find a dress that fits. Her girls looked like they wanted to escape. And her hair was horrible.

Geena Davis: I love red but I didn�t love her dress. And damn she is a giant. Her speech was really funny though.

Gwyneth Paltrow: We know you�re pregnant, you can say how far along you are�It�s okay. No, really.

George Clooney: Ahhh. Nice.

Jamie Foxx: Was it too bright in there for you?

John Travolta: Nice hair piece and by nice I mean disgusting.

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger: Could these two be any cuter? I mean really. Matching his flower to her dress, his fixing her hair on the red carpet. So sweet.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe: I love these two and will be very depressed if they ever split up. I wasn�t too crazy about her dress though. Heh.

Felicity Huffman and William H Macy: I liked her dress a lot also. Another white one. She looked great and I was happy for her when she won. And I love them as a couple. So cute. If you go to wireimage.com you�ll see pictures of them dancing at an after party. Adorable.

Emma Thompson: Did her dress look like it was going to fall down? Best accessory, Colin Firth. Grrr.

Steve Carell�s wife: Great dress.

Megan Mullally: Does she wear the same dress to every awards show? Black? Check! Low cut? Check! Boring? Check!

Debra Messing: I don�t know if I liked her dress�I think I did. I sorta did.

Kyra Sedgewick: I loved the color and cut of her dress. She looked fantastic.

Charlize Theron: Needs to cut down on the mystic tan, seriously. I liked her dress. And her shoes were adorable but not a big fan of the hair.

Sarah Jessica Parker: She looked cute. I wasn�t a big fan of her hair though.

I had a lot of issues with people�s hair. You should NOT look like I look when I go to work when you go to an awards show.

Heh.

That�s all I can think of right now.

Stace

PS to the people bashing A Rod about this whole World Baseball Classic flip flopping thing, get a life. Seriously.
7:57 pm

It's official. They are lessening my workload and evening out the distribution of paperwork on the team. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Some people need to start earning their paychecks. And even better I will be working with someone I worked with 7 years ago at my first job. She was so excited when she found out I was going to be her assistant.

Yay!

Okay I gotta go home. It's nearly 8 on a Friday.

Stace
January 13th 2006

If you�re from New York, you�ve heard about little Nixmary Brown, the seven year old who was tortured, abused and who ultimately was killed by her stepfather. This story makes me so angry that every time I see that vile animal on the TV I want to reach through the screen and strangle the life out of him. He doesn�t deserve to live.

I don�t understand how the woman who gave birth to this child allowed this torture and abuse to happen. Nixmary was chained to a chair 12 hours a day, forced to eat cat food and forced to go to the bathroom in a litter box. She was malnourished (obviously), bruised and was absent from school 46 times! FORTY SIX. The school reported this to ACS TWICE. And both times nothing was done and now a little girl is dead.

Mayor Bloomberg had the audacity to say that ACS does a good job. Yeah in 2005 there were 30 deaths and in 2004 there were 33 deaths. If that�s a good job I don�t want to know what a poor job is.

It came out today that the little girl begged her Grandmother to take her home with her when she was leaving the house on Christmas. How come no one in that family noticed what was going on?

I hope her other family members and the people who stood by and did nothing to help that little girl are haunted by her face and voice the rest of their lives..

I am so angry about this. I wrote a letter to the NY Daily News about it. I actually made today�s edition in the Voice of the People section.

It�s disgusting and appalling that this could happen.

Something needs to be done to fix this problem. ACS needs to hire better people. Hire me. I�ll get those kids out of those abusive homes.

How did they not see it in her eyes when they visited? And the first time ACS went to the house the mother�s excuse for her school absences what that she was too tired from being pregnant to take Nixmary to school. Yeah ok. There were probably so many red flags and these idiots just stood by and didn�t do anything.

UGH!

I have to stop writing before I really lose it.

Stace
January 11th 2006

Jack has a new habit of going underneath my covers and sleeping against my bare legs. Its very funny.

Angelina Jolie is pregnant. SHOCKER. NOT. Pictures have been published recently where she clearly has a bump so its not a surprise. Still, poor Jennifer Aniston.

I went out to dinner last night with a friend of mine. It was nice. We were talking about boys and life and ate a fantastic and non expensive meal. It was a good night.

Lindsey Lohan is backtracking now in regards to the Vanity Fair article where she admitted she was bulimic. Whatever dude, just admit it. It doesn�t make you a bad person. In fact it helps you become a better person in some people�s eyes because you�re admitting you had a problem and you worked to overcome it.

I just watched a clip of Derek Jeter doing an interview on Best Damn Sports Show Ever, or whatever the hell its called and I was laughing my ass off. He�s really funny. He has a great sense of humor. I love it. My favorite Yankee player�s sense of humor is Mike Mussina�s. He is hilarious in post game interviews. He�s so dry. I would love to hang out with him.

Okay this is one of the weirdest things I�ve ever seen: http://www.qarxis.com/Fainting_Goats

Isn�t �Laffy Taffy� one of the worst songs ever? Jesus. They�ll play anything on the radio.

�Yooooooooooou you got what I neeeeeeeeeed but you say he�s just a friend, but you say he�s just a friend oh baby yoooooooou you got what I neeeeeeed but you say he�s just a friend, but you say he�s just a friend.�

Damn it Biz, step away from the keyboard.

I find myself saying �Oh snap� all the time now. Its disturbing. That phrase is 16 years old. And I can�t seem to stop myself from doing it.

Ugh.

Damn they closed that website before I got a glimpse of Colin Farrell�s junk.

Hee.

Stace
January 10th 2006

For the love of God Lillo Brancato Jr is more well known for A Bronx Tale than he is for The Sopranos. Every time I open a NY Newspaper and see �Sopranos Actor Charged with Murder� I keep thinking it�s Robert Iler.

Asshats.

Yesterday afternoon my mom calls me while she�s babysitting. The 10 year old wants to get her ears pierced and my mom called me to ask me when I got my ears pierced. And I didn�t remember. I was so horrified. I remember EVERYTHING. I usually remember dates and what I was wearing. Nothing. I drew a complete blank. I still can�t remember. She was in shock. So was Racquel when I told her.

My mom and her friend are going to see Phantom of the Opera tonight. I HATED that show. HATED, with a passion. Bleh. My mom was humming the song while we were on the phone earlier and I was like, �STOP!!!�

I�m a romantic but that show is just ick. I can�t even pick a word to describe it.

And yes I am actually bummed out that Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe are separating. I thought they�d actually last.

Here�s one of those �year memes�

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
I got a tattoo!

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't remember

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
No

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No thank God.

5. What countries did you visit?
Jamaica mon!

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
A relationship, a raise, money, a Yankee World Series victory

7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
November 27th the day I got my tattoo

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
becoming one of the best at my job

9. What was your biggest failure?
I can't think of any

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?


Just illness

11. What was the best thing you bought?
I didn't buy anything memorable this year.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
I don't know

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
our government

14. Where did most of your money go?
Bills, rent and Yankees tickets

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Going to Jamaica

16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2005? "Golddigger", "Run it", "Shake it Off", �Since U Been Gone�, �Hollaback Girl�

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Happier
b) thinner or fatter? 5 lbs thinner by next year this number will be 25 if it fuckin kills me
c) richer or poorer? poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
going out. I stayed home way too much

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
working

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
i spent it with my parents and my aunt

21. What was your favourite month of 2005?
July I attended many good Yankee games that month and saw lots of Jason Giambi HRs.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Nope

23. How many one-night stands?
Zero

24. What was your favourite TV programme?
Yankees baseball, The L Word

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
No I hate the same people I hated last year...oh wait, that's not true. Yes I do hate a couple of people I didn't hate last year

26. What was the best book you read?
I didn't read much this year

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
This is the first year in a while I didn't "discover" a new artist

28. What did you want and get?
A tattoo

29. What did you want and not get?
the Yankees to beat the Angels in the first round (assholes)

30. What was your favourite film of this year?
I didn't go to the movies at all�its been two years

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I'm the same number as this question ironically and I went to a Yankee game and watched Bernie Williams hit two home runs

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
spending more time with my friends and having more money

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
A little more girly than usual

34. What kept you sane?
I'm not sane

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Um duh Jason Giambi

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
The way Hurricane Katrina was handled....or mishandled.

37. Who did you miss?
Racquel, Melissa and Julie

38. Who were the best new people you met?
All of my Yankee message board friends who I attended games with and who helped me celebrate birthday #31.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005.
working your ass off gets you nowhere especially at NBC

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
�I wanna be rich..oh ohhhhh.�

Heh.

I have to heat up my lunch.

Stace
11:23pm

I found a page on the site I forgot I created. I must have made it in a fit of rage and seeing the date it was created on I understand why I must have been mad. I made it on Christmas 2004 and I called it the Asshole of the Year page. I started laughing when I opened it. He is an asshole. But I won't post the link. His face isn't blacked out in the pictures this time...

January 6th 2005

I�m bummed. Racquel called me to let me know that Ivy is playing downtown tonight. I love Ivy. Damn it. If I had known sooner I would have gone.

I think I am going to see Brokeback Mountain this weekend. I might as well make my first trip to the movies in two years a good one. Heh.

Wooooooooooo man love!

I don�t really find Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal attractive BUT I saw a clip of them kissing and was like, �Hey now!�

My God today was the longest day ever and having the world�s weirdest sinus headache didn�t help at all. My face from the top of my mouth to the top of my forehead hurt, but that�s all. Very strange.

And then the non drowsy medicine I took made me sleepy. What the hell?!

Ugh. I had 4 bad nights of sleep in a row. I cannot wait to sleep this weekend.

The L Word season premiere is Sunday. Woo.

That show makes me wish I were a lesbian. Seriously.

Some moron called me, I answered, they hung up, and then two seconds later they call again, this time I let it go to voicemail and they didn�t leave a number. So I called the number that came up on my display screen and I got an automated message thanking me for calling the State Bank of India. Um okay.

Obviously whoever called me didn�t mean to call me. I don�t know anyone who works at a bank.

Wait do I?

Oh I don�t know. I am still high from this damn medicine. I feel similar to how I felt on my painkillers after I got my wisdom teeth extracted.

Speaking of teeth I really need to go to the dentist. It�ll be sad when I go. His wife passed away in November. I�ve known them my whole life. She was his office manager so I saw her every time I went. She had lung cancer. She was diagnosed in the summer and was dead within 4 months. Not only that but she had survived breast cancer over 10 years ago. So sad.

2006 is starting off very badly. Between the miners in West Virginia, Ariel Sharon and more troops dying in Iraq this is not a good week at all. I can�t stop crying when I watch the news so I�ve stopped watching. I�ve been an emotional wreck all week. Every little thing is making me cry. Things that don�t normally make me cry are making me cry like a little bitch. I can�t handle it anymore.

Wow my whole body is becoming sore all of a sudden. Yikes. I better not be getting sick again. I was sick 3 weeks ago damn it. That was enough to last me all winter.

Here�s my playlist for today. This what I listened to at work.

Destiny -- Zero 7
Life on a Chain -- Pete Yorn
Crucify -- Tori Amos
This Years Love -- David Gray
Last Goodbye -- Jeff Buckley
Please Forgive Me -- David Gray
Somersault -- Zero 7
All You Want -- Dido
Missing -- Everything but the Girl
God -- Tori Amos
Everything I've Got in my Pocket -- Minnie Driver (yes the actress)
Happy Phantom -- Tori Amos
Blame It on Yourself -- Ivy
Before Your Time -- Sarah Slean
Paper Cup -- Heather Nova
Ordinary People -- John Legend
I Have Seen -- Zero 7
Ba Ba Ba -- Ivy
Who Needs Shelter -- Jason Mraz
Precious Things -- Tori Amos
Late At Night -- Buffalo Tom
Absolutely Zero -- Jason Mraz
Losing Grip -- Avril Lavigne
Only -- Nine Inch Nails
You Look So Fine � Garbage
She Runs Away -- Duncan Sheik
Save Me -- Jem
Almost -- Sarah Harmer
Fragile -- Sting
Bonnie's Song -- Sarah Slean
Breathe Me -- Sia
No Myth -- Michael Penn
Frontin -- Jaime Cullum
In the Waiting Line -- Zero 7
The Blowers Daughter -- Damien Rice
My Invitation -- Sarah Slean
Never Do That Again -- Ivy
Goodbye -- The Sundays
Spinning -- Zero 7
Do You Realize? -- The Flaming Lips
Midnight Sun -- Ivy
They -- Jem
Silent All These Years -- Tori Amos
Sweet Surrender -- Sarah McLachlan
Look What You've Done -- Jet
Special -- Garbage
A Thousand Years -- Sting
Widescreen -- Heather Nova
Shape of my Heart -- Sting
While We're in Love -- Ivy


Exciting eh?

I was in a chill type of mood today.

Okay I have to get the hell out of here.

Stace

P.S. Ben...no Jamaica pictures will ever be shown. EVER. No one needs to see that. It�s bad enough I subjected the natives and other tourists to my hideous figure.
January 4th 2006

When I went to bed last night I was crying watching the news reports about the 13 miners in West Virginia because at that point they thought 12 of the 13 survived. Then I get to work and find out 12 of the 13 died?!!? WTF?

That is so unimaginably horrible.

Those poor families.

I was really annoyed by something at work this morning. I wanted to scream at someone. But I controlled myself and didn�t.

Back to the grind.

Stace
January 3rd 2006

Photographic proof that I have in fact become Dolly Parton





It's INSANE!!!!

I feel like I have two balloons in my chest.

Stace
January 1st 2006

Happy New Year!!!

My resolutions are as follows:

to improve my financial situation

to work out regularly

to let myself be happy

Exciting, eh?

Stace


December 30th 2005

Oh my God not only is Chrispy in love but he thinks he wants to marry this chick. I�m in shock. And a bit depressed. Everyone is growing up around me and I�m stuck in the same rut.

I�m also happy for him. I told him I�ll go wherever the wedding is. They discussed Vegas which I am totally up for.

I was smiling so much when he was talking about her that my cheeks started hurting. Heh.

I got so drunk last night. I felt like a truck ran over me this morning when I woke up at 8:45�yeah I have to be at work at 9:00. OOPS!

He was updating me on his friends out on Long Island. He was about to tell me a story about one of them the one who fucked me over TWICE but I distracted him with another story and then he forgot to tell me the story. I don�t want to know that he�s in love and gonna get married. I�d rather hear that he�s single, unemployed, miserable and fat. No I�m not bitter. I just don�t want to hear that people I had feelings for at one time are happier than me. Is that wrong of me?

I mean who knows maybe it wasn�t going to be a good story but knowing my luck it was going to be. I don�t need to hear that now. No thanks.

I�m really not bitter. I swear.

I know what you�re thinking, the more she says she�s not bitter the more bitter she is. But I�m not. Really. I swear. I�m just sad.

Okay it�s really too bright out today. I should have worn sunglasses.

My New Years plans are up in the air at the moment. I think I�m going to hang out with Chrispy and his friends downtown. We�ll see.

�Sunshine go away today, I don�t feel much like dancin��

Stace
December 25th 2005

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakkah!

Stace
December 22nd 2005

JOHNNY DAMON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Stace

December 12th 2005

My mom made me feel shitty yesterday at the nursing home. She was talking about how she wants grandchildren and how she wants it to happen before she�s in a wheelchair. Um thanks.

Grandma was funny as usual. She�s a pisser. Yesterday she had quite a few visitors for a non holiday and she was kind of drifting in and out of sleep while we were all sitting around and BSing. They have her drugged up nearly all the time now. Anywho, my cousin was joking about my Grandma looking like she was drunk and said, �Grandma were you at the bar earlier today?� and my Grandma says, �Yeah I know how I got there but I don�t remember wheeling myself back here.� Ha.

And the award for Funniest 97 year old in the World goes to�Angelina Meola McGuire!

There are certain people in my office who are so loud when they are on their phones�good God. I don�t even sit near them and I hear them like they�re next to me. They scream into their phones.

Okay I�ve had just about enough of this cold weather to last a lifetime.

I found out that someone in the research department is my neighbor! Literally. She lives a block south of me.

No one ever knows where Inwood is!

Hale and Hearty had some good soups today! Nice, hearty, warm weather soups.

My God do people ever do work around here?!?!

I�ve had it with the amount of BS in this office. I�m applying for a new job at NBC because 6 years in this department is enough.

And so is the bullshit. Especially the fact that they want to give me more work because I don�t have enough�(PS I have pretty much the most of anyone here) I will refuse to take on more work. They can give it to the people who are obviously bored and have nothing better to do all goddamn day. You know, the one�s who BS all the fucking time.

Ugh.

Back to the grind

Stace
December 9th 2005

Has anyone else had this happen? You picture, dream about, hope and wish for a certain thing happening thinking that there was no chance in hell it would ever happen but suddenly it does and when that situation happens even after all of the picturing, fantasizing, wanting, hoping you have no idea how to react. Am I making any sense? I�m a tad hung over. Okay so I�m more than a tad hung over.

I got my hair done for the party last night and wow did it get long. Everyone was commenting on it. �Stace your hair got so long!� �You should blow it straight more often!� Yeah yeah yeah I know it looks like shit otherwise.

I wish I had thicker hair. It�s too damn thin.

Oh so I found out that the two people I work with that I saw kissing on the dance floor at Suede ARE MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE!

Like holy shit.

Apparently other people tell me that their holiday parties are like that. That married people are always hooking up with coworkers.

The things you learn�

Stace
December 9th 2005 2:58a

How much is being at work in 6 hours going to suck!?

Our Holiday Party was tonight. It was fun. It was at Happy Valley and then we went to Suede afterwards, now THAT was really fun.

I drank a lot tonight and I feel fine.

I lost my voice trying to yell over the music in both places. Heh.

Oops.

So many people were dirty dancing at Suede. Wait let me correct that statement many married people were dirty dancing with people other than their spouses at Suede. I was a little horrified.

Oh and apparently everyone on the floor has heard about my tattoo. HAHAHAHAHA. I had requests to see it. One guy was so drunk he said, "Okay now let me see your bazungas." I was like, "Just say tits...and no." Bazungas?!? What the hell?

I love drunk people.

Okay I have to attempt to sleep.

Oy.

Stace

December 3rd 2005

Mariah Carey is getting a little chunky and she doesn't care. I'll give her props on that BUT Mariah, you're going to be 36 on your next birthday, stop dressing like you're 15. Same thing for you Gwen Stefani.

I have a party to go to tonight. Yay!

Stace


December 2nd 2005

I am listening to Madonna's new album.

I like it a lot.

I have always been into techno sounding music. It all started with Donna Summer's I Feel Love from the summer of 1977. Even at 2 almost 3 I knew I liked music like that.

So I started Nutrisystem today. I'll let you know how it goes.

I'm going to the premiere of King Kong on Monday. I'll also let you know how that goes. I probably wouldn't have gone to see it if it weren't for free. Heh. Going to the movies in NYC is ridiculously expensive.

Work is kicking my ass again this week. Ugh.

Thank God our party is next week.

"I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna know
Please don't say forgive me
I've seen it all before
And I
Can't take it anymore"


Yeah Madonna. You go girl.

My tattoo is really itchy but it looks really fucking cool. Most people think I'm crazy. Heh.

This guy at the Bon Jovi concert on Tuesday said it was "one of the sexiest things he's seen on a chick" Aw yeah.

I just got a breaking news alert via email that insurgents have killed 10 Marines today. That gets me so mad. I feel like punching someone when I hear that kind of news.

Oh and couple posed as buyers of a house in the Bronx, then beat to a bloody pulp and robbed the 75 year woman who owns the house, tied her up and set the place on fire. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?!?!?!? People who harm children, elderly people and animals should just be shot.

I would be remiss if I didn�t offer congratulations to Jennifer Garner on the birth of daughter Violet Ann Assfleck, I mean Affleck. I am not congratulating her husband. He's a douche.

Violet I hope you hate baseball.

Hee.

Back to work I go!

Stace
December 1st 2005

How the hell is it December already?!

How is it possible that 2005 is nearly over? Good lord.

Have I mentioned how cool it was to see Bon Jovi two nights in a row earlier this week?

I love seeing them in concert. It's so much fun!

Okay I gotta leave the office. It's 8:05 already. Yikes.

Stace
November 30th 2005

Ugh they're lighting the tree in about 2 hours. I hear crappy music being rehearsed right now. Bleh.

People who stand outside for that are lameasses. Losers.

Stace
November 28th 2005

Guess what Stacey has now? Something she's been wanting for years!

An interlocking NY tattoo.

Aw hell yeah, right above my big Greek ass.

Woo.



Stace
November 25th 2005

I'm starting a diet next week. Oh boy. And it's a real diet. I'm having a months worth of food delievered to me. That's how serious I am now about getting thin again. I am at my parents' house and I was looking through my college pictures and I was getting depressed looking at how thin I was back then.

I want to be thin again. So, I'm going to lose 25 lbs. That's the goal.

I am also going to make scrapbooks for all of my college pictures. I was laughing last night looking at them.

I cannot wait to do the scrapbooks.

That will be a nice fun project.

Stace
November 24th 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!

November 23rd 2005

Oh Jason Giambi I needed this laugh so badly you have NO IDEA.



November 22nd 2005

I cannot believe I forgot to mention this. Joshua Jackson was in a movie that aired on ABC family 11/13. Jesus Mary and Joseph. He looked INCREDIBLE. There was one scene where he danced with Claire Forlani. I literally said to Jack and Henry who would not leave my side that day "ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME?" I mean really. Damn. He's growing up rather nicely.

Wow.

Stace