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November 3rd 2006

I haven’t done this in awhile but I am making 2 CD recommendations.

First one is “The Evolution of Robin Thicke” by Robin Thicke. Yes, as in Alan Thicke. It’s a really good R&B CD. I like it a lot.

Second one is “Once Again” by John Legend. So so good. They’re all I’ve been listening to for the past two days thanks to my cube mate Jason.

Tonight should be good. I’m going to see Lisa Lampanelli at Caroline’s. Yay! I’m in the mood to laugh my ass off.

Tomorrow I am going to the ‘rents house. I’ll be sleeping on the floor or on the couch because my aunt is still there. It should be interesting. At least I can do my laundry. I figured I’d go home since it seems my brother actually misses me. I had been making my appearances scarce.

It’ll be good to be with the family and Mo and Tiny. Yes, Tiny is still there. So much for my mom giving him away. Heh. We knew that wasn’t going to happen.

I’m bummed I miss my dad’s long ratty hair that my mom was bitching about.

Oh well.

I cannot believe Thanksgiving is in a few weeks already. And that Election Day is Tuesday.

Please God...make some changes happen this year.

Also sew John Kerry’s mouth shut. Thanks.

Jack was so fucking cute this morning. Sometimes he looks crossed eyed (JUST LIKE HIS MOMMY) and it kills me because it’s so adorable. It makes me not want to leave and go to work. I just want to cuddle with him all day.

Henry was cute last night, sitting obediently next to me while I was watching Grey’s Anatomy.

Aw boo boo.

Wow it was CHILLY this morning. My Goodness.

Big ups to Mariano Rivera! Thanks for defending A Rod in the papers today.

Oooooo a core player is defending A Rod, what will the media choose to harp on next? Assclowns.

I have to ask my dad for money. I know I know, “But Stace you just bought a $1200 bag last week!” It’s called a Saks card people. Thank you very much.

And I’m not asking for much. Just like 1 or 2 hundred. It’s not like I’m asking for 20K like other people in the family.

Insert roll eyes smiley

Congrats to Derek Jeter for his third Gold Glove. Not sure he really deserved it but congrats anyway.

There’s a woman here who like snorts every time she laughs. It’s so horrible.

Man its FREEZING in here today. Thank God I brought a sweater in.

Is it bad that just looking at pictures of Ann Coulter makes me want to spit in her face? I loath her.

Bitch.

On that note I’m signing off for now.

Ta

Stace

P.S. Oh yeah! The play was really good. Gale looks HUGE. I think he's gained some weight. Grrrr. Carla Gugino was really really good.

October 31st 2006

Happy Fucking Halloween

I am MAJORLY pissed off right now. Like so pissed I could spit. People are unfuckingbelievable. Seriously. I am disgusted. And I wish I could strangle a certain person with my bare hands.

Hopefully Gale will cheer me up and hopefully I won't be hearing, "Ladies and Gentleman, Gale Harold is ill tonight and the part of Dr Curkowitz will be played by Joe Schmoe"

Cross your fingers.

Stace

October 30th 2006

This is what I will be seeing tomorrow night.

God help me.

Actually God help the person next to me. Heh.

Stace

October 27th 2006

Happy 48th Birthday Simon LeBon!

Jesus 48? Heh.

I have to see them when they play in Atlantic City. I don’t know how I’d get there but who cares.

For the past few shows this is what they’ve been playing.

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
UNION OF THE SNAKE
SERIOUS / NICE
IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW
COME UNDONE
WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
HOLD BACK THE RAIN
SOME LIKE IT HOT / MY OWN WAY
THE REFLEX
THE CHAUFFEUR
ORDINARY WORLD
SAVE A PRAYER
ELECTRIC BARBARELLA
A VIEW TO A KILL
NOTORIOUS
SUNRISE
WILD BOYS
(encore)
GIRLS ON FILM
RIO

I am fucking PSYCHED that they are playing “Hold Back the Rain” and “My Own Way” The more songs from Rio the better, damn it.

It’s supposed to be really awful out tomorrow so I am going to stock up on food and snacks and drinks so I can mope all day tomorrow and watch TV. Oooooo maybe I’ll have a Queer-a-thon to get ready to see Gale on Tuesday.

We’ll see.

Oh I had the strangest dream right before I woke up this morning. My dad was a drug addict and sold all of my stuff to pay for his drugs. Um hello? What? Remind me never to eat ice cream close to bedtime again.

Jesus.

I can‘t believe I let yesterday pass by without an entry. October 26th is a good date in my life for two reasons.

First reason: 1985 I was in a cheerleading competition and my team came in first. First and last trophy I ever won.

Second reason: 1996 first Yankee championship since 1978 and first one that I can celebrate. I was derrrunk off my ass and loving every second of it. Aw.

My former account manager Garnette was visiting today. So we talked for a little bit about stuff. She’s worried about me. She almost made cry like 4 times today. It’s been a while since I’ve cried. I’ve been holding a lot of stuff in. It’s probably why I am sick all the time. She agrees with my therapist and thinks I should take something to regulate the highs and lows.

Now it’s a matter of finding something that will work.

I want something that will make me feel better and make me lose some weight.

I cannot believe how cold it is.

Winter is just around the corner.

How exciting.

Bleh

Stace

October 25h 2006

DAMN YOU ANDY TAYLOR!

A message to our fans

"We know that there has been a tremendous amount of speculation over the past few weeks regarding Andy Taylor's continued involvement with the band and we are sorry that we've been unable to provide you with more information until now. The past five years have been an incredible journey for us all - and having the original five back together was something that we had wanted to see happen for some time. As of last weekend, however, the four of us have dissolved our partnership and will be continuing as Duran Duran without Andy, as we have reached a point in our relationship with him where there is an unworkable gulf between us and we can no longer effectively function together. Although obviously disappointed and saddened about this, we are excited about the next chapter of the Duran Duran story and look forward to seeing you all soon."

Simon, John, Nick and Roger

So I guess it's the Fab Four now?

Happy Birthday to my boo Dan.

Stace

October 24th 2006

Hi my name is Stacey and I am a FUCKING DUMBASS.

I went to Saks Fifth Avenue after work. I was looking around, feeling sorry for myself, disgusted at how fat I have become so what do I do? I SPEND NEARLY $1200 ON A GUCCI BAG. Yes I typed $1200. HOLY SHIT! I mean I didn't use cash to pay but still. Holy shit. It's gorgeous. GOR.GEOUS.

It's a black soft leather tote with gold chain straps that are intertwined with the green/red/green Gucci cloth strap.

Gorgeous, classic, I can use it for 50 years. At least this is what I am telling myself as I try to justify spending more than my rent on a fucking bag.

And James if you tell mom I will kick your fucking ass.

Oh and I bought a ticket for next Tuesday to see Gale Harold's play. Wee. 13th row. The theatre doesn't look big at all. I'm so psyched.

Weeeeeee!

Yes I am going alone.

I have to remember to bring my glasses.

Speaking of that, I think my dizzy spells are from needing glasses. My eyesight is getting so bad. I am having trouble reading orders now. Yikes.

Wasn't I just bitching about wanting to ask my dad for money?!

Yeah I'm an idiot.

Of course if I had a best friend who gave a shit about me this never would have happened. I blame her for this. Bitch.

Stace

October 22nd 2006

My mother bought me the cutest lamp. It's a baseball lamp. The lamp is shaped like a bat and the shade is white with red stitching on the edges like a ball. It's so cute. I put it on my computer desk.

Grandma was awake today. I told her about the apartment being listed for nearly $2000. She laughed.

My mom is so good. She was helping my Grandma go to the bathroom. Yes actually helping her. I already told my mom I can't do that. I'll pull shit out of Jack's ass but that's about it. Heh. She laughed. So did my Aunt Mary.

Henry keeps climbing onto my lap. I don't know what that's about.

I woke up yesterday morning at 5 because I was sick again. I've had a fever 5 out of the last 7 days. It's ridiculous. But I woke up at the perfect time because as I was flipping through the channels I caught an indy movie that Gale Harold made 3 years ago that I had been wanting to see. It was okay. I liked it. It's called "Particles of Truth". I remember it playing at all of the festivals that year. I wanted to go to the Tribeca Film Festival to see it and never got to it.

I told my mom about the play he's doing and she wants to see it with me. She said, "Oooo that's a pretty serious play." So I have to get tickets for it.

It's cute Henry is still small enough to fit on one of my legs or have my legs gotten so fat that he's able to do it....hmmmmm.

One thing that amazes me whenever I see my Grandma is her skin. Her face is hardly wrinkled. It's unbelievable. She's 98 and she looks better than people 40 years younger than her.

Please God let me get those genes.

Jack is missing. He's hiding under my bed. I chased him in there because he knocked something down and pissed me off.

Little shit.

I have to go out and get stuff to eat.

I am definitely getting a futon. I have to get something. I have 3 people who want to visit me. Call CNN. All of the people from out of town. And they'll need a place to sleep because I don't share my bed.

Its getting dark early again. It's depressing.

Oh here's Jack.

I really like my baseball lamp. It's cute.

Aw "Still The One" by Orleans is on. This song reminds me of my daddy.

And for some reason I'm tearing up listening to it. Um hello? God I hate hormones.

I already told my therapist this but I'm telling you guys now, I am not leaving my house in 2008. Every even year SUCKS MAJOR ASS lately (2002 bad, 2004 the worst, 2006 a pretty close second to 2004) so yeah I am not going anywhere. Well the only day I will leave the house will be for the last game played at Yankee Stadium. Besides that I am going to be a hermit.

I will probably be 350 lbs by then as well so it may be better for me NOT to leave the house. Heh.

I watched "The Shawshank Redemption" yesterday. God I love that movie.

I have no idea what I am wearing to work tomorrow.

I have to laundry soooooo badly. I can't go to my parents house because my Aunt is still there and I'd have to sleep on the couch. No thanks.

I know I should be doing my laundry in my building. I just never get there in time. The machines are always taken.

I cannot believe the amount of remains they're finding at Ground Zero.

I also can't believe that Kenny Rogers was caught with pine tar on his hands and wasn't ejected from the game.

Ugh

Stace

October 20th 2006

Iďż˝m sorry but I have to do this.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ďż˝Alex Rodriguez should watch how Carlos Beltran plays in the playoffs!ďż˝

Yeah because striking out LOOKING to end Game 7 of the Championship Series is something to strive for. Asses.

That last pitch was NASTY. No one could have hit it so I do feel kind of bad for Beltran but not really.

I am really happy that I donďż˝t have to hear Met fans flapping their yaps anymore. Douches.

Now we all can be miserable together.

And Yadier Molina? This guy couldnďż˝t hit water if he fell out of a boat and he hits the game winning home run. Do you see how unpredictable the playoffs are? I mean in 2003 NO ONE would have guessed that Aaron Boone would hit the game winning, series ending home run for the Yankees. People are lying their asses off if they claim they knew he was going to do it.

I honestly thought the Mets would beat the Cardinals and that Detroit would destroy them in the World Series.

I feel bad for Perez. He pitched a good game last night.

Oh is anyone going to mention that the all-star third baseman on the Flushing team hit only 5 HRs since July and faded in the playoffs? Probably not because his name isnďż˝t Alex Rodriguez.

And anyone who says David Wright isnďż˝t gay is fooling himself or herself. His at bat music is ďż˝Fantasyďż˝ by Mariah Carey. Hello! Red flag!

And speaking of gay. Mets fans waving towels? Um hello you root for a New York team not Tampa. Put those fucking things down you clowns.

I just found the listing for my old apartment on Craigslist! They want $1949 for it. I was paying $588. Theyďż˝re advertising it as a 3-bedroom/2 bathroom. I CANNOT wait for the first leak to happen. My old landlord is a slumlord. The people who move into that apartment have no idea what they are getting into. The second bathroomďż˝s shower leaks into the apartment below. I canďż˝t wait for the new tenants to take their first shower and for crazy Barbara from downstairs to bang on the door cursing at them for flooding her bathroom. HAHAHAHAHA. And letďż˝s not forget the mouse problem. I had no mice in the apartment when I had the cats but as soon as I left and the cats were gone the mice came back. Heh.

And I love how my dad helps everyone else in the family when theyďż˝re having money issues but god forbid I ask him for money. Pffffffffft. I had to ask my uncle for help when I was moving into the new place. Does dad know this? No. I would never tell him. The man owes me $2000 but I canďż˝t ask him for money. Ridiculous.

My dad gives my cousins thousands of dollars. Sometimes over ten thousand dollars and I canďż˝t even ask him for like $100 without him bitching. Is something wrong with this picture? I think so.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Ooo I just made a great salad for lunch today. Yummy.

Stacey

October 14th 2006

I'd like to issue an apology to fans of the New York Mets...I attended the game last night and I jinxed your team. I'm so sorry. I thought my losing streak would end at Shea and it didn't.

My bad.

It was very strange being at a Met playoff game. It was nice being at a game where I wasn't freaking out and I could relax.

It was COLD and I didn't get home until 2:30am but thanks to my coworker/friend Marcy for offering me, the rabid Yankee fan, the ticket. Of course now my Met fan coworkers will blame me for them losing last night and today. Heh.

Stace

October 9th 2006

HAPPY 98th BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stace

P.S. F the Yankees.

October 1st 2006

I cannot believe it's October.

It's playoff zit time!

Yippee!

So it's the Yankees versus the Tigers in the Division Series. The Tigers lost the Division on the last day of the season by getting swept by the Royals. Good job boys!

I'm actually a little relieved. I was afraid of facing the Twins in a short series. Not that the Tigers are pushovers. You know never what can happen in a 5 game series. The Yankees need to go to in on all cylinders. They need to have the same mindset that they had when they went into Boston for the five game series in August.

My regular season record sucked this year! I ended the season with a 2 game losing streak. What the hell is up with that?!?!

Best game of the year by far was May 16th against Texas. The Yankees are down 9-0 in the second inning and I look at brother and say, "If we hold them to 10 we can win, they have no pitching." I was half joking but didn't feel like the Yankees were going to lose. And I was right. They win on a walk off HR by Jorge Posada in the bottom of the 9th. It was unbelievable.

Worst game of the year May 9th against Boston. I bought myself a ticket behind home plate. And it's looking okay in the beginning. My man hits a HR for me, yet again. At that point he had hit a HR at every game I attended so far. But then Randy Johnson implodes and the Yankees lose 14-3.

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this but I HATE HATE HATE the song "Again" by Janet Jackson. I hated it when it was out and I hate it now 13 years later. Puke.

A song I love is "South Central Rain" by R.E.M. It's on the Adult Alternative channel right now.

Both of my cats are being very schmoopy today.

YAY! The Yankee game is at 8PM on Wednesday! I was afraid it was going to be a 4pm game.

Tomorrow should be sort of quiet at work. A lot of people will be out for Yom Kippur and a lot of the people we deal with at the agencies will also be out. Please God let it be quiet. I have to get my files in order. Thanks!

I was sitting in front of two NYU students at the game today. I wanted to throw myself over the railing. Oh my God between them saying "like" every other word and their inane conversations I was thisclose to turning around and telling them to shut the fuck up. Jesus was I that annoying in college? No I wasn't because I didn't sound like a valley girl when I talked. It bit my hand to stop myself from screaming. It was worse than nails on a chalkboard.

"Like and we were like sitting there like whatever and she was like yeah and he said like he was like going to go after her like and I think they like ended up making out like whatever."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

How come Fergie looks like she smells like sour milk?

There is something so skanky about her.

She grosses me out and London Bridge is a dumb song.

"Hurts So Good" by John Cougar is on the 80s channel. He was John Cougar in 1982 damn it so that's what I'm calling him. This song reminds me of my mom. She loved it. Heh.

It also reminds me of the summer we got the concrete put in around our pool. It was August 6th 1982 to be exact. We put the date into the concrete by our pool filter. Now the pool is going to be filled in because my dad let it get overgrown and gross. Its so depressing. I have so many cool memories in my pool. The first time I hooked up with a boy was in that pool for Crissakes.

Bummer.

Daaaaaaamn girl you're so fine.

Extreme Makeover Home Edition has made me cry 3 times already. It's only 8:25.

So according to Yahoo my cats are nearly 31 in human years. Aw. My boys are getting old already. They will be 4 in December.

My babies! Would I even be here without them? Probably not.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say thanks to some people in my life who have been really cool and supportive these past couple of months.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say FUCK YOU to the ones who have shit all over me. FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF.

Stace

September 11th 2006

How is it possible that it has been 5 years since 9/11? Itďż˝s been five years since our lives were changed forever. As I was watching the 9/11 documentary on CBS last night I was thinking to myself how some times it feels like it was so long ago and how other times it feels like yesterday. There are even some times when I still canďż˝t believe it actually happened. I still hope itďż˝s just a nightmare we all had at the same time and weďż˝re going to wake up from it. I still hold out hope that I didnďż˝t witness nearly 3,000 people get murdered on that sunny September morning. Of course this morning was eerily similar to that day, blue skies, not a cloud in the sky. It seems as if every September 11th is bright and sunny. Itďż˝s possible every September 11th before 2001 was also bright and sunny, we just didnďż˝t pay attention.

I watched a bunch of different WTC documentaries and programs this weekend. I watched one about the rise and the fall of the towers. Itďż˝s still hard to believe that two buildings that took 6 years to build came down in 102 minutes, with each collapse taking only 8-10 seconds. 110 floors taking only 8 seconds to come down. My God.

Now in 2006 they released the 9-1-1 tapes of people calling from inside the towers. Those are so hard to listen to. No one above the impact zone in the North Tower had any chance of making it out alive. The situation was different in the South Tower. One staircase was passable but a lot of people above the impact zone didnďż˝t know that.

I cannot imagine what it must have felt like for those people, knowing they were going to die. Or the ones who jumped 80, 90 even 100 stories to their death. Did they lose consciousness on the way down? How far did they stay conscious? How bad was it in those buildings for them to choose falling 100 stories to their death? That thought always haunts me because I had been to the top of the South Tower a few times. The last time I was there in September of 1999 I looked down at the street where I came out of the subway and thought, ďż˝Wow look at how small everything is.ďż˝ I remember seeing footage of a guy who tried to use his coat as a parachute. He lost it within 2 stories of his fall and he dropped like a stone. Seeing the people in the windows was something Iďż˝ll never forget. I remember this one man who was in the North Tower who was wearing a navy polo shirt/golf shirt and tan khakis that was in a window looking down and the next image of him was his body falling along the side of the building. He was holding onto his head as if that would help limit the damage when he finally made it down to the plaza level. In the documentary last night the sound of the bodies hitting the plaza was sickening. They sounded like bombs going off. I cannot even imagine what people saw that day as they were running for their lives.

What a nightmare.

Stace

September 8th 2006

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people who just meet me call me ďż˝Staceďż˝. You have to earn that pal. On the flip side when people who have known me forever who call me ďż˝Staceyďż˝ also piss me off especially those who have known me since high school. Stacey? Why so formal? Jesus.

Iďż˝m so glad this workweek is over. It was so bad. I got some praise for my efforts though so that was nice. I am just so happy to go to sleep tonight and to be able to lay around all day tomorrow if I choose.

Iďż˝m still stuck on the Stacey thing. You may be thinking ďż˝Well it is your name.ďż˝ I hate my name. Sometimes I wish my parents did end up naming me Anastasia. Itďż˝s prettier than Stacey. Bleh.

The new HR person is Greek. Word up to my peoples!

50 Cent was arrested in his Lamborghini. Wow I spelled that right on the first try. (I just patted myself on the back for the third time this week)

I am going to have another Peach Iced Tea Snapple.

I was taken out to dinner last night as a thank you for all of my hard work these past few weeks.

Go head be gone with it.

Iďż˝m hungry. Iďż˝m also still at work.

Get your sexy on.

I used an SAT word today and made my supervisor laugh in the process. I was like, ďż˝Where did that come from?!ďż˝

I was thinking about going up to the parentsďż˝ house this weekend. Itďż˝s laundry time! Heh.

Plus Iďż˝m in the mood to see Mo and Tiny.

And I want to go to Bed Bath and Beyond with my mom. Sheďż˝ll help me pick out cool stuff.

My desk is sooooooooooooo cluttered. Good God.

It figures that when I get the most work Iďż˝ve ever had I have to share my workspace. Ick.

I need room to spread out.
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Yay! I moved my stuff around and put my keyboard back into the keyboard drawer. I had it on my desk for a while. I need the extra space again. Go me. Now if I can only get my computer at home to work again. I think the cats knocked something out of a plug or opening somewhere but I cannot for the life of me figure out where. Little shits. My phoneďż˝s not working either.

Okay Iďż˝m getting a headache.

Stace

September 5th 2006

I'm so bummed. Giambi shaved the stache off in the middle of last night's game. I was like, "Um...something seems to be missing." Who shaves in the middle of a baseball game?!

I thought I was going crazy because I was flipping back and forth between ths game and the Project Runway marathon. So when I first saw him he had the stache. And then he didn't. It was so funny.

It's disgusting here in New York again. I am so sick of rain.

Okay I have to get home. I need to eat dinner.

Stace

August 31st 2006

Man my brain is fried from work. I can barely form complete sentences. And I have at least 4 more days like this ahead of me. Help.

I can hear screaming outside. The VMAs are starting in less than an hour. People have been outside for hours waiting to catch a glimpse of people.

I've outgrown the VMAs. Well I'll watch JT. Heh.

Shit I just realized that I missed Project Runway last night. Damn it.

The Yankees won today. A Rod had a big day. Hopefully he is coming out of his funk.

By the way, I love my mom. She was so good to me last night when I was at a really low point. Thanks mommy.

Oh karma is a real bitch ain't it? Where's Tropical Storm Ernesto heading? Yeah North Carolina.

The sun was out earlier. I had forgotten what it had looked like. It had been a week since I had seen it.

The weather was so depressing this past week.

Two things:

A Rod is a good name for him. Heh.

Dayum.

My boy's wrist is bothering him. He went for an MRI.

His 'stache is a big deal apparently. Articles are being written about it. Ha.

And Randy Johnson shaved his off. Yikes.

We get out at 2pm tomorrow. Yay. Maybe I'll go to Old Navy with my $250 worth of gift cards and shop myself silly!

Or maybe not.

Stace

August 30th 2006

It's amazing to me how selfish people are. Really. I just don't understand it, at all. I am puzzled by everything that has been happening to me in this past month.

It's like I'm in bizarro world.

So weird.

If I could turn back time I would have listened to my gut and I would have backed out of the North Carolina trip. Did I in a million years think what happened was ever going to happen? Nope. It was not even on my radar.

When I was thinking of worst case scenarios what actually happened didn't even cross my mind because why would it? Why would my best friend of 28 years stab me in the gut and twist the knife? I wouldn't have even thought of it possibly happening, ever. But it did and now we are not talking. And somehow this is my fault. Oh right because I was pissy because when I wanted to spend time with someone, he was fawning all over her like a puppy. And I didn't want to be a third wheel. And I didn't have anything to add to their "failed relationship" conversation. Oh and I had the worst gas ever and was afraid I'd blow them both into oblivion.

The fact that he liked her isn't even a big deal to me. I would pick her over me also. It's the fact that she KNEW I had feelings for him and was still all over him in front of me and seemed bothered by the fact that I was hurt. I'm so sorry I have feelings. How dare I have feelings? Jesus Christ.

What the fuck? There's a code between friends. You don't do that shit. And she knows that. And she didn't care. And she still doesn't care. In fact I heard through the grapevine there's another trip to North Carolina happening this weekend. Aw how cute. Hey if they get married I guess I should be the one who gets the credit for it since I "created the situation".

August 11th was the 5th anniversary of her dad passing away which to this day is one of the worst days of my life. I wasn't ready to talk to her yet so I sent her a card. I figured I wouldn't be an asshole because I know how tough it was for her when it happened and I am a nice person.

Until Saturday I thought she ignored it which I was so upset about then I checked my AOL email for the first time in like 3 weeks. First of all I never check that email and she knows that. If she wanted to really get in touch me with she would have sent the fucking email to my work address. But that's not even the best part. The best part is the email itself.

"Thanks for the card and thanks for remembering."

Like I am some Joe Schmoe who decided to send her a card. I WAS FUCKING THERE WHEN HE DIED. Is she fucking kidding me?

I wanted to call her and tell her that she was a fucking moron. But I decided not to. I'll just let her live her life without me in it. She seems to be doing just great meanwhile I'm suicidal. And she doesn't care.

Nice, right?

32 is starting off wonderfully.

And my other friend who is siding with her in all of this is just so happy now that she has her undivided attention. But I have news for both of them. No bond is like the bond I had with my best friend. I am irreplacable. And I fucking love that. So try with all your might, you will never replace me. No one can replace me. It just can't happen. You may think it can but it won't be the same.

And I cannot wait for that realization to happen.

Fuckers.

Stace

10:40p

John,

You have a Hurricane named after you. Just thought I'd let you know.

Oh and email me if you read this. Thanks.

Stace

P.S. Yes I really want you to email me.

7:47p

Okay I am listening to the first track of Justin Timberlake's new CD...Is he kidding me right now? I mean really. Jesus. So hot.

I used to make fun of when he was in N*SYNC and now...I want to have my way with him.

You go Cameron Diaz, you go on with your bad self.

"Daddy's on a mission to please..." Hee.

"Tell me which way you like that."

HOT.

My God.

Wow I just wrote something so nasty that was directed toward two people in my life but decided to erase it.

I can't believe I even typed the words.

That was actually scary. I can't believe I could even think of something that bad to say about them. What a difference a month makes.

What's with people dressing like its Fall already. I know its crappy here but come on people its still August.

My supervisor is taking the rest of the week off. I have to keep an eye on some of her stuff. God help me. I have so much stuff again. But I am the best! And I can handle it! Whatever.

Back to listening to Justin.

Stace

August 29th 2006

Justin Timberlake and Timbaland bringing SexyBack yesterday in Central Park

Beyonce is Crazy In Love

Beyonce experiencing Deja Vu

Hee.

Stace

August 28th 2006

At 10am this morning my supervisor comes up to me and says, "You wanna go to Ellen's Season Premiere taping?" I answer "Sure!" So she gives me the ticket and there's a printout of what to bring, what not to bring and it takes me five minutes to notice that the guest is JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE. Hell yeah bitches.

We get there and we find out from someone else at NBC that we're going to be there for 2 shows and that the second show's guest is Beyonce.

So we were there for both next Monday's and Tuesday's shows. Justin was Monday's show and Beyonce was Tuesday's. It was fun but tiring. And I may make it on the show because I was sitting pretty close to the stage. Woo!

Justin Timberlake is soooooo good live. Wow. So is Beyonce. What a great day. This week is a lot better than the weekend was.

Justin performed "Sexyback", "My Love", "Cry Me a River" and "Senorita" Soooo good.

Beyonce did "Deja Vu", a new song whose name escapes me right now and "Crazy In Love" and September 4th is her birthday so we pretended like today was her birthday and sang Happy Birthday to her.

My supervisor who was sitting a little away from us saw me on the screen. God help everyone who watches Ellen. I probably look like SUCH a fat ass.

I'm going to sleep well tonight.

My God Gale Harold is hot on Vanished. I mean wow. Seriously, carrying a gun, wearing suits, barking orders all FBI and shit? DAYUM. And hello short sleeve dress shirt showing off his arms. And rumors about him being killed off in the 7th episode better be a that, just rumors. And fuck Eddie Cibrian I'd rather see Gale Harold. Thank you very much.

I am so going to bed as soon as this show ends.

Being out in Central Park for 7 hours was tiring.

Stace

My 32nd Birthday

This was quite possibly the worst birthday of my life.

I hate people.

And the Yankees can kiss my ass. Stop bending over for the fucking Angels you fucking cocksuckers.

Ugh.

Stace

8:13p

Ooooooooo I like Justin Timberlake's second single. A lot.

August 25th 2006

It's my birthday tomorrow. In the words of Derrick Coleman: Whoopdee damn doo. I'm not really looking forward to it. I'm going up to my parents' house to do laundry and mope around. I'd rather mope with them than be alone.

I did get a funny card from a coworker. It says, "HAPPY PROOF THAT YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX DAY!" and on the inside it says, "Ewwwwwwww!" Heh.

I get to see Mo and Tiny this weekend. Yes there is another kitten in the house. My mom says, "I AM NOT KEEPING THIS ONE!!!!" but they've had him for two months now.

Yeah okay Diane.

I accidentally scratched my sunburn earlier. Yeah that was pleasant.

I am listening to Duran Duran right now. The song on now is "Careless Memories" from their first album. God I love Simon LeBon.

Hee.

Oooo the Empire State Building is green and white tonight. Nice.

I wonder why. Because of the US Open Tennis maybe? That's starting this weekend, I think.

I really have to get used to my desk being busy again. I have so much crap again. I couldn't even have a full two month "break". Oh well.

I finally redeemed my award. I get to go shopping soon. Woo. Old Navy, Pier 1 and Bed Bath and Beyond. Yay.

I just realized I made about 50 spelling errors in my previous entry. I'm too lazy to change them. But I do apologize, especially to the grammar nazi who I know still reads my page because he cannot get enough of me. Heh.

"And if the fires burn out there's only fire to blame. HOLD BACK THE RAIN!"

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I need bras. Badly. I think I went up a size again. Because I need them to get bigger. *rolleyes*

On that note here is a really funny picture from last night's game, I think. I fell asleep at 9:30 and didn't watch the debacle.

Hee.

Bomp chicka bomp bomp.

Stace

August 23rd 2006

So Monday morning I decided to go to the Magic Kingdom by myself. My friend was down there 2 months ago and didn't want to go again. And I like walking around by myself and people watching so I was fine going alone. I bought my $71 ticket at the resort, almost fainted at the price and walked over to the bus stop to the left of the resort entrance and waited for the bus to Magic Kingdom. I have been to Disney World many times in my life and I had never stayed on the actual Disney property until this past weekend. So the bus picked me up and took me directly to the Magic Kingdom. I nearly cried 3 times during the 10 minute bus ride and I also could not stop smiling. I was so excited to be back there after a nearly 16 year absence. Disney World is my second favorite place in the country. (Yankee Stadium is number one) When the bus pulled up I became 10 again. I walked to the entrance gate, the security guard looked through my bag and sent me on my way. I inserted my card into the slot, placed my index finger on the fingerprint reader and the woman said, "Thank you and enjoy your day!" And I said, "I plan on it!"

I walked under the train station and walked onto "Main Street USA" and could NOT remove the smile from my face. It took every ounce of strength I had to not run down the "street" screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I was so tempted to do it. But I stuck to my guns and walked down towards Cinderella's Castle which is totally "blinged" out in gold. I decided to head toward "Tomorrowland' because when I last visited Disney World, Space Mountain was being refurbished. I hadn't been on it in 17 years. It was time...and then I looked up and saw the Wedway People Mover wait, now its called the "Tomorrowland Transit Authority". I went on that first. It's a tradition. I used to always go on that first and then go into Space Mountain. So that's what I did. Now at Disney World they tell you how long the wait is for the ride. Space Mountain's wait was only 20 minutes so I went in. And wow was I taken back. I was so giddy waiting on that line. I forgot how fast that ride is. I love it. And hearing the people scream while waiting is just so amusing to me now. As a kid it scared me but on Monday I was literally hopping in place because I was so happy to be there. After Space Mountain I walked from Tomorrowland into Fantasyland and was extremely bummed to see that the Mad Tea Party was being refurbished. I was so looking forward to spinning myself silly. I continued on my way and walked into It's a Small World. I love that ride. After that I went to the Haunted Mansion which is exactly the same as it was 16 years ago. I was laughing at how much I remembered from that ride and as usual I got stuck with the tall skinny ghost on the way out. My next destination was "Big Thunder Mountain Rail Road". I LOVE LOVE LOVE that ride. I found it very amusing that I am at least 50 pounds heavier than I was the last time I was on Big Thunder Mountain Rail Road and I was being whipped around like a ragdoll. What is up with that?! It was as fun as I remembered. Next up, Pirates of the Caribbean, which was being refurbished in the Spring. They updated it to have Johnny Depp, I mean Jack Sparrow but otherwise it was the same. Just a bit more clean than it was 16 years ago. Heh. I ended up looping around the park a few times. The last ride I went on was Splash Mountain. The last time I was at Disney World, Splash Mountain was a hole in the ground and there was a sign that said, "Scheduled to open Feb 1992" Hello! So I wait on the 30 minute long line and when I get up to the girl she asks, "How many?" And I say. "One" and she asks, "Would you like to sit in the front row?" I hesitated for a few moments and said, "Why not? You only live once right?" As soon as the flume pulled out of the launch I regretted it. What the hell was I thinking sitting the front of the flume?! Oy. So I talked to myself the entire ride. When you get the 50 foot hill you have a clear view of Cinderella's castle right as you're about to drop. And I said, "Aw how pretty!" It was lit up in pink. And then a second later I was screaming like a little bitch and then soaked like I was thrown into a pool! But it was awesome. Sitting in the front row wasn't bad at all.

The final tally on my nearly nine hour long sojourn into Magic Kingdom goes as follows. Space Mountain 3 times, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 2 times, Splash Mountain 1 ride. The Hanuted Mansion once. The Carosuel of Progress once. The Wedway People Mover 4 times. I attempted to go into the Hall of Presidents but as soon as I saw a lot of kids and saw how many of them were bratty and decided to walk right out. Heh.

I didn't get to do the Grand Prix because it was really hot out on Monday and I was trying to stay as cool as possible.

I have to go to Disney World again soon. I want to go to Epcot, MGM and Animal Kingdom. I have to start saving my money because wow is it expensive! Jesus.

It's amazing how much has been built since I was last there. I was 16! That's nearly half my life ago! My God. I cannot wait another sixteen years.

OH! I saw a couple become engaged in front of Cinderella's Castle. And I cried and had to walk away. I was so damn emotional on Monday.

I'm not happy to be back home.

What a difference a month makes. It was a nice change to NOT look forward to going home from a vacation.

Oh before I forget. FIVE GAME SWEEP MOTHERFUCKERS.

Aw hell yeah bitches. I was wondering why I was getting dirty looks from Red Sox fans on Monday evening while I was walking around the Magic Kingdom in my Yankee hat. I had no idea the Yankees won Monday afternoon until I called my parents and my dad told me. I was like, "GET OUT!"

With the way they played against Baltimore I was convinced they would get their asses handed to them by the Red Sox. I was convinced the umps would fuck them up. And boy was I wrong! I love when I'm wrong, well, sometimes. Heh.

Okay I've been up since 3am. I need to get to sleep. I am cranky and sunburned. Oh yes...I burned my girls...very attractive.

Stace

August 17th 2006

I'm so sorry I'm not writing lately.

Life is getting in the way. I swear I will write next week when I get home from my Florida trip. I'm going to Disney this Saturday.

Before I go I will leave you with this...I found it when I was googling for someone. That's sounded dirty, didn't it?

Hee hee.

I have to find that picture of Giambi, Jeter and Posada with a bunch of Hooters girls. It's hilarious.

Stace

5:57p

All hail Brian Cashman. He just took the rest baseball to school in the past 48 hours. Bobby Abreu and Corey Lidle for 4 prospects and Craig Wilson for Shawn Chacon straight up! Aw hell yeah.

And not only that, he also ripped Chris Russo a new one on WFAN radio this afternoon. Woo.

You go Cashmoney, YOU GO.

Stace

July 31st 2006

I'm never going on a cruise. At least with Royal Caribbean. If you're not shitting your brains out you're dying in a suspicious manner. Yikes.

Yeah so it's supposed to be 100 on Tuesday and 101 on Wednesday. Oh boy!!!

Okay its shower time.

Stace

July 27th 2006

Happy 31st Birthday Alex Rodriguez! Hope it was a good one.

And Jason Giambi, I'm sorry I caused your latest hitting slump. My bad. I've learned my lesson. I'll never do it again.

Oh and thank you for nearly having a beard last night. Grrrrrr.

God I love road trips.

Oh yeah the trip to North Carolina SUCKED ASS but I am picking myself right back up and going to Florida on August 19th. It's a birthday present to myself. I fucking deserve it after this weekend. I think a pelvic exam would have been more pleasant. Actually sliding down a razor into a vat of rubbing alcohol would have been more pleasant than this past weekend. My God did it suck. Jesus.

You know a trip sucks when you are dying to get back to work.

Speaking of work. I won an Award. It's actually a big deal. I was awarded for Outstanding Teamwork. I was pretty psyched. Go me.

I'm even more psyched about the monetary award I received. Woo. Hello new fall wardrobe!

Woo.

I'm going home this weekend. I have to go to the dentist and I have to look for furniture. I want it to look like I actually live in this apartment damn it.

Wow "Unfaithful" by Rhianna is a bad song. Jesus Christ.

Now on the other hand "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake...that's a HOT song. I was listening to it on my MP3 player on the way home and as I was walking I was totally strutting to the beat. Heh.

Oh and my latest theme song is "Is it Any Wonder?" By Keane.

Go look at the lyrics.

On that note I'm going to bed.

Stace

July 25th 2006

Everyone sucks.

Stace

July 1st 2006

I'm Bridget Jones's friend who curses a lot. I can't help it.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stace

June 30th 2006

Yesterday Alex Rodriguez said fuck you to the haters by 1) hitting a walk off HR in the 12th inning to win the game yesterday and 2) going straight into the clubhouse and not taking a curtain call. Good for you. Thatďż˝s a message to the fans right there. You canďż˝t have it both ways. You canďż˝t boo the man for EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE he makes and then kiss his ass in a blink of an eye.

That was awesome. I watched the replay last night and damn he hit the snot out of the ball. It went at least 450 feet.

Of course that single HR wonďż˝t get the boo birds off his back if he makes an out in his first at bat against El Duque tomorrow night. Assholes.

Nice job by Pedro Martinez last night pitching against his former team. Clown. ďż˝I didnďż˝t have my A game.ďż˝ You didnďż˝t have your Z game you dickhead.

I mean shit Alex Gonzalez hit a HR off you. How bad do you have to pitch for that to happen?

Okay so yeah I got soooooooooooooooooooo pissed off at work this morning that I was literally shaking. I couldnďż˝t type for a good 20 minutes. (And no Iďż˝m not repeating it here)

ITďż˝S FUCKING RAINING AGAIN!

Iďż˝m so sick of the rain. I miss the sun. I know I hide from it itďż˝s still nice to look at.

I got my nails done on Tuesday night after my appointment with my therapist. Theyďż˝re RED. They look so good. And theyďż˝re very short, for me. I usually have long nails. Iďż˝m still not used to them.

So someone decided that in order to make things more cheery around here that we should have the pillars on our floor painted the colors of the NBC peacock. Thank God the pillar behind me is red.

It looks like a nursery school room. Whenďż˝s nap time?

I really have to rearrange my desk at work. I have too much shit to have a mate in my cubicle. Like not even my personal effects. I mean my work and my files. I have one of the busiest desks here.

Bleh.

Iďż˝m going to feel so claustrophobic.

On that note Iďż˝m going to go home.

And hang out with my boo boos.

Stace

Derek Jeter's Birthday

Happy 32nd Birthday Derek Jeter!!!! Hope itďż˝s a good one. And by that I mean you better fucking win or youďż˝ll be 4 games back. Asswipes.

Okay I am at the end of my rope with some of the people I work with. I feel like a broken record. I say the same thing over and over and over and over again. And they make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. Ugh.

I mean seriously, what the fuck?

I literally say the SAME THING OVER AND OVER again. Its like its in one ear and out the other.

I have to get the hell out of here. I need to go home and relax. Or you know, attempt to.

Stace

June 24th 2006

Happy Birthday Alanda Coon! Alanda is a friend of mine who is an actress/singer in Chicago and she kicks ass. Happy 32nd. Christ how is possible we're all turning 32 this year?

So the Yankee game was rained out today but I spent a good hour dancing in the rain during the rain delay. That was fun. I don't think I've ever been that wet in my life. And that includes when I've been swimming.

Hee.

They played "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. That was funny.

The make up game is tomorrow at 8:00. I gave away my ticket for tomorrow's 1:00 game because I have a graduation party but I may be able to make the 8:00 game.

If not it's not a big deal, I have tickets to next Sunday's Yankee/Met game. Please god...don't make it be a "must win" game next Sunday. Thanks.

They played a half an inning today. Stupid rain.

Let me recap my week. Tuesday afternoon at 5:15 I get a call from my dad. "A woman from a casting company in LA called for you." My reaction, "For me? She asked for me by name." My dad, "Yes she even said our last name right." Hmmmmm. He gives me the number and I call the woman back. She explains to me why she called me and I get pissed that I don't have a husband. That show Trading Spouses is doing a show and they need a Yankee fan wife, she found my name from an article I was in and she thought I'd be perfect. FUCKING SHIT. Oh well. She explained to me that if I suggest someone for the show and they get cast I get $1000. I don't know anyone as crazy as I am who actually has a family.

So all of the people who make fun of me for being such a big Yankee fan can bite my ass. I don't see casting companies calling you. Fuck nuts.

Tuesday evening I watched the NBC men get their asses handed to them on a platter 20-3 in softball. It was BAD. But still fun.

Wednesday night was sooooo much fun. We sold four stations so one of them was taking our sales team out as a thank you. Yeah we ended up going to a karoke bar after we closed the restaurant where we had our dinner. It was hilarious. We had our own kareoke room. I got home at 1:30am. The funniest part of the night was when I had enough courage to grab the mic and sing and one of my coworkers looked at me and said, "Wow you're actually pretty good." Hee.

Thursday was a long day. I went into work early (7:40a) and finished up some stuff. We were packing up the paperwork for the 4 stations we were losing. Yesterday was one of the worst days I've ever had at my job. I actually threw something and had a crying fit. Yeah THAT bad. We had deadlines to meet and I was the only assistant on my team who was there yesterday. Every thing was falling on my shoulders. I was ready to walk out.

The one good thing is now that we lost those four stations my workload might FINALLY be normal.

Key word being "MIGHT".

"Faith" is on the 80s channel. Hee.

Henry is actually being schmoopy.

Jack is sleeping on top of the fridge. That's his new spot.

Yeah I don't know what that's about. It's hot out. Sleep in the bathtub like a normal cat.

Of course he's my cat so he's not normal.

"Cool it Now" Hee.

Oh you know what ESPN can seriously suck my ass. Because they're showing a game tomorrow night the 8pm Yankee game won't be on TV. What kind of horse shit is that?

FUCK YOU ESPN. I'm carrying around an ESPN SUCKS sign next Sunday. God I hate them. Change your name to NESN2 since all you guys do is lick Red Sox ball sack. DOUCHE BAGS.

Racquel and I were on the phone for two hours today. Excuse me, two and a half. Heh.

We were just laughing our asses off remembering my cousin's nickname for the guy I liked in college. He called him "the latent homosexual from Buffalo" Hee.

I wonder how and Stacey Light are doing. And if there are little mini Stacey Lights wandering around. I hope he has all girls. Cocksucker.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm in a weird mood. I'm not really mad but I feel like cursing up a storm.

One of the nights the Yankees played in Philly Jason Giambi hit a HR to Camden NJ and they showed him in the dugout afterwards literally dripping wet. Yeah...I had to shift a little in my seat. Christ on a cracker. I mean holy shit.

Oh and he has a really funny thing that he does with Johnny Damon. You know how they all have their own "handshakes" yeah theirs involves tongues. I literally squealed. That shit was hot and my friend Kat agrees with me. I was like, "Um did they almost just lick each other?" Damn.

I like Johnny Damon. There I said it. I feel so dirty.

I really need to change the litter. Bleh.

Oh so I have three vacations lined up. Woo. North Carolina in July. Florida in August and September.

Woo.

I didn't think I'd get to go anywhere but ... Excuse me while I pause for a moment of squealing..."Lost in Your Eyes" by Debbie Gibson just came on the 80s channel...what the hell was I saying? Oh right I didn't think I'd go anywhere BUT all three vacations are going to be airfare only, no hotel expenses. Tagging along and/or crashing at people's houses RULES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Who's Johnny" is on. Holy shit this song was out twenty years ago RIGHT NOW. Oh my God.

I'm so depressed.

OH!!!! My friend Judi who works for FOX watched "Vanished" (Gale's pilot) and she said it was really good. WOOOOOOO! The only bummer is that it premieres August 21st. I'll be in Orlando. Someone best be taping that shit for me.

I'm psyched for my North Carolina trip. Julie, Racquel and I are going down to visit a friend from high school. Actually I wasn't friends with him in high school. We became friends recently. Anywho, I am so excited. It should be fun.

Maybe I'll meet some cute....eh why even bother typing it it isn't going to happen.

Oh my God "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" by Jermaine Stewart is on the 80s channel. He died in 1997. Aw.

"Someone's knocking at the door somebody's ringing the bell do me a favor and let em in." 1976. Oh my God. People think I'm crazy when I say that I remember songs from when I was really little but my mom said she's not surprised because she always had the radio on.

Aw Laura Branigan. I hate that she died on my birthday. And in what year? The worst year of my life 2004.

Oh yeah and in case you didn't hear me the first time SUCK MY ASS ESPN.

I can't see a Yankee game on TV because the Houston Astros are playing the Chicago White Sox. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?? That is such bullshit.

OH! I went to the movies last Saturday for the first time in 2 and ďż˝ years. I saw The Lake House. It was so sappy and schmoopy and I loved it. Ugh. I wanted to hate it but I didn't.

Okay on that note I must be going to bed. Going to see Grandma and then going to a graduation party.

Stace

June 7th 2006

Three words: MELKY FUCKING CABRERA

Stace

May 27th 2006

I want to clear something up. My guestbook entries are approved by me before they're posted so if you write something vile and mean about me, I'm not posting it.

I mean hello? Why would I post something negative written about me? Pffft.

So yesterday was the day of the wedding I was attempting to lose weight for. The five pounds I lost did nothing to shrink the girls and I had to get the dress taken out so I could zip the damn thing all the way. BUT the tailor did a fabu job and it didn't look like any alterations were made on the dress.

The wedding was great. Really a lot of fun. I danced my ass off. We all did. They had a DJ and a percussionist. My friend Diane's cousin dragged me out on the dance floor and made me salsa dance with him. So much fun. I tried my best to not make an ass out of myself. I can dance fine on my own but dancing with a partner is another story.

The wedding and reception were in my old hood in Staten Island. It was odd being back there. Part of me felt like I wanted to move back there. Yeah I don't know why either.

Congratulations to Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale on the birth of their son Kingston James McGregor Rossdale born yesterday and to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the birth of their daughter Shiloh Douvel Jolie-Pitt eariler today.

Okay I'm so tired and need to sleep for the next two days.

Stace

May 3rd 2006

Two cool things I must mention. One, Gale Haroldďż˝s pilot was picked up for the 2006-2007 season on FOX. FUCK YEAH. Two, Jason Giambi won American League Player of the Month for April. FUCK YEAH AGAIN.

Oh and Jason Giambi hit HRs at every game I attended this month and the Yankees won them all as well. Hello? Yankee people, GET ME TICKETS TO EVERY HOME GAME!!!!

I was there Saturday and Sunday. And on Sunday I got a little worried because he was calling out on strikes in his first two at bats. His third at bat he walked so I felt a little better but my HR streak was on the line. Then he gets up his fourth time and with two strikes he turns on an inside fastball and it hits the facing of the Upper Deck. Holy shit balls. From my angle I didnďż˝t see what kind of pitch it was but I watched the replay when I got home I couldnďż˝t believe 1) he hit the ball and 2) that it went so far. Wow.

The person who made the MLB schedule this year should be strangled. The Yankees schedule has been horrible. HORRIBLE. Ugh.

Oh and thanks to mother nature because of last nightďż˝s rainout the game will be made up in a day/night doubleheader in Boston on August 18th. But get thisďż˝itďż˝s already a 4 game series. So the Yankees have to play 5 games in Boston, in August. Um what the fuck? Its complete bullshit.

Iďż˝m in a good mood and yet I am completely wound up.

Oh and my condolences to my friend Tom whose dog Cobi passed away last night. Aw.

So the jury decided to give life in prison to Zacarias Moussaoui for his role in the September 11th attacks. Good. He wanted to die. Let him live in prison for the rest of his life. Better yet instead of keeping him in a cell, lock him in a coffin every day for the rest of his life.

Scumbag.

Stace

April 25th 2006

Random thought: ďż˝Rioďż˝ by Duran Duran is my favorite album. Just thought Iďż˝d let you all know. I literally like every song on it. My favorite being ďż˝Hold Back the Rainďż˝ which has bumped ďż˝A View to a Killďż˝ out of the top spot of Staceyďż˝s favorite Duran Duran song of all time.

Hey Jason Giambi, keeping hitting HRs on Sundays. Thanks!

So Iďż˝ve been working out. Yay!

I need to lose 10-15 lbs in a month. I may become anorexic for the month of May. Weďż˝ll see.

My mom called to tell me that she bought me a chair for my bedroom vanity. I swear that woman is going to be decorating my entire apartment.

ďż˝And if the fires burn out, thereďż˝s only fire to blame, HOLD BACK THE RAIN.ďż˝

According to John Taylor theyďż˝re close to finishing the new album. HELL YEAH. And according to John Taylor he has trouble interpreting Simonďż˝s lyrics just like the rest of the world. Heh.

Woo.

Something for me to look forward to. Because I am NOT looking forward to turning 32. Christ. 32? How the hell is that possible?

Donďż˝t fall over but I have plans two nights this week. GASP. Thursday two of my coworkers are guest bartending at a bar on the Upper East Side. And Friday is a Girls Night out. Weďż˝re seeing Lisa Lampanelli, who could possibly be the most brutally honest comedienne alive. Sheďż˝s hilarious.

I discovered how Special K helps you lose weight. It makes you have to go to the bathroom more than usual. Jesus.

Iďż˝m sure youďż˝re so happy knowing that.

Could this day go any slower?

And to the nurses at my Grandmaďż˝s nursing home, you think my mom is crazy? Keep messing with my Grandma and youďż˝ll see how crazy I get. Lazy ass motherfuckers. The woman is in a wheelchair, sheďż˝s NINETY SEVEN YEARS OLD and this bitch nurse says to her, ďż˝You can toilet yourself.ďż˝ Um no she canďż˝t you lazy ass piece of dog shit. If my Grandma were to fall and break a hip, or worse, youďż˝d be hearing about a rampage at a nursing home in the Bronx. Iďż˝d be beating everyone up. Oh and do a better job when youďż˝re toileting her you fuckers.

People nowadays donďż˝t work in nursing homes because they care about old people. They work there because they need jobs. And it certainly shows.

Oh and Jessica Simpson is a stupid whore who doesn't deserve Nick Lachey.

Stace

April 10th 2006

Seriously what the hell is wrong with Gwyneth Paltrow? Why would you name your son Moses? Every time that kid is near a body of water heďż˝s going to be teased. Famous people are so silly.

Stace

April 9th 2006

So I'm in a car full of girls on the way home from spending the night at a friend's house in Connecticut and Fiona, the girl next to me says, "I think your cell phone is ringing." So I open my bag and I hear "Down Under" so I perked up because it was Chrispy! So we were talking and he was filling me in on stuff. I had mentioned how last time he did that there was a certain person I didn't want to hear about. I was dreading it as soon as he said the person's name this time because I was afraid of what Chrispy was going to tell me. Well... What he told me was so fucking stupid that I started laughing my ass off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Holy shit. Wow I am so over everything, really and truly.

Thank you God. Any lingering feelings I may have had...GONE. POOF.

Done.

A sugar mama.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wonder if there's running water...

Okay I'll stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHdhdhfkhdfkhfkhsg;i8y9e48yiuhvklerb.kj

Okay I'll really stop.

Christ I have to change the litter. I was gone for over 24 hours and it was like 6 other cats shat in the box with Jack and Henry.

I arrived home to find my Yankee tickets in my living room. Aw. Hell. Yeah.

At least they won today. Butt munches.

2-4? Eh...its not how you start, it's how you finish.

So I went to a party yesterday up in Connecticut and I had such a fun time. I slept scrunched up on a couch in my clothes with 3 other people. Yeah I felt like I was in high school. Heh.

I'm surprised my knees aren't killing me. Oh great I just jinxed myself.

One of the things I hate about living alone is not being able to do certain things by myself. The bulb in the bathroom blew out earlier. And I can't change the bulb because 1) it's too high for me to reach without a ladder and b) I hate climbing ladders.

I think my mom said my dad was going to come down tomorrow. Heh.

Yeah I know.

I walked home from the Bronx tonight. Yeah I said I walked home from the Bronx.

It wasn't bad.

I didn't tell my mom that though. She thinks I got a ride all the way home. Heh.

And James don't tell her.

Congrats to Phil Mickelson who won his second Masters in 3 years. Nice job. Although you need to cut your hair. It's funny how he's a fan favorite yet he's supposedly hated among his fellow golfers, which kind of upsets me, but whatever.

Mike Francesa is a fat ass.

Wow Woods couldn't putt at all today. He looked like me out there. Heh.

Oh God. My mom changed my sheets when she was here. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay so who's the loser?

Stace

April 6th 2006

Funny story

I was coming home from work last night and I was waiting for an A train at 168th street and I look to the left of me and these people are looking in my direction but down at my feet so I look down at my feet and I'm like, "What the hell are they looking at?" and then I look to the right of my feet and there's a rat the size of Henry standing next to me. Now I didn't scream and freak out but holy shit that thing scared the bejesus out of me. I felt bad for it because it looked totally lost. I wanted to guide it towards the tracks and say, ďż˝This is your home!ďż˝ in a Happy Gilmore voice but was too grossed out to do so.

Bleh.

Another thing that grosses me out the Yankees pitching and defense. Christ almighty. Jason Giambi makes a beautiful 3 6 3 double play last night to the shock and amazement of most Yankee fans including my dad who actually called me after he made the play. Derek Jeter and Robinson Cano make two horrible plays that open the floodgates.

Krazy Eyezďż˝

Motherfucker what the fuck?

Thank god for an off day. But I am not happy about this starting on the West Coast shit nor am I happy about them having to play in Anaheim this weekend. I hate when the Yankees play Anaheim, they seem to fold against the like a cheap suit. Its so frustrating.

Can someone please get Michael Kay out of the YES booth and off my TV? Pretty please? He is terrible. Hey Michael, Frank Thomas is a Hall of Fame candidate you assmunch. My God. Why couldnďż˝t his producer say something in his ear like, ďż˝Youďż˝re a fucking idiot shut up.ďż˝

He just blathered on and on and on and sounded like a complete dumbass. How can someone who has covered baseball for as long as he has be so stupid? My God. FIRE HIM PLEASE!!!!!!

Ugh.

Could the AC be on any higher in this office? I feel like Iďż˝m in Northern Canada on the border of the North Pole for fuckďż˝s sake.

Iďż˝m really pissy today. I apologizeďż˝well, not really. Heh.

Oh by the way the Yankee ticket office is also on my shit list. Why donďż˝t you wait until next week to send my tickets out assholes? The home opener is on Tuesday dill holes. I paid my invoice in January.

People need to stop bothering me and talking to me about stupid shit I donďż˝t care about. Leave me alone.

I have to walk away from my desk because I may throw something at someone.

Stace

April 5th 2006

Scott Proctor!?!?!? Joe Torre is killing me already and weďż˝re only two games into the season. SCOTT PROCTOR?!?!

Krazy Eyez Killah come here.

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK?

Exactly.

I donďż˝t care how good his numbers were in Spring Training. Hello? Enrique Wilson hit .400 one Spring Training. Yeah. Never go by someoneďż˝s Spring numbers to make a decision.

Farnsworth only made 10 pitches. TEN! Why couldnďż˝t he come back out?! WHAT THE FUCK?

Okay I have to calm down. Itďż˝s only April 5th and Iďż˝m freaking out but hello the Yankees won the division by a hair last year. And then were pooped in the Division Series. DONďż˝T YOU PEOPLE LEARN?!

For fuckďż˝s sake.

Ugh.

Stace