| Another Stand for America Following in the wake of recent events, the President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Money, flag raising and other patriotic efforts are not enough. As you may know, "hard line" Islamic followers cannot stand nudity. Especially female nudity. They consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife. Thus, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America Ladies, we must do our part!! |