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I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again I stop to think at a wishing well My thoughts send me on a carousel Here I am standing on my own Not a motion from the telephone I know not a reason why Solitudes a reason to die Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone Now as I walk down the street I need a job just to sleep in sheets Buying food every once in a while But not enough to purchase a smile A tank of gas is a treasure to me I know now that nothing is free I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone

You and I should get away for awhile I just want to be alone with your smile Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do I just want to be your only one I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone My love life was getting so bland There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand Sometimes it makes me want to laugh Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do I just want to be your only one I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone Who's gonna be the odd man out? I don't want to be the odd man out Is this going to be the end Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?

Fentoozler At the risk of sounding rude Just who the fuck do you think you are To tell me what you expect of me today? Well, you can take your attitude You're out of luck, you've gone way too far If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care? At the risk of sounding trite Why the fuck do you think you're right About every little thing that you say? And do you think that it is right For Tom to spend another night Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay? How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care? How long can I string you along How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care?

There's this one guy There's no one like him in all the world 'Cause you can always see Those girls down on there knees In those dark sweaty rooms Planning out his thoughts He's waiting for just the right One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun as you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun as you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores Go!

I would do anything and that's What scares me so bad Don't want to live my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had Don't want to spend my life without All those special things Don't want to walk around being tied to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings I would do anything and that's What scares me so bad Don't want to live my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had Don't want to spend my life without All those special things Don't want to walk around being tied to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings Strings, strings, strings, strings

I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you And as your head gets all cluttered inside Try to stay awake Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that Makes you change the things that you once knew As your head gets all cluttered inside Give more than you take Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week (Go!) You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone

Sometimes 

Oh, how I wish that they would last Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast Just when I think that they are gonna stay Everything inside me just starts fading away Sometimes it seems like all I hope for Just gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems like you don't love me anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes I wish I just had something to say She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today All these things I say and do were never planned But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that Sometimes it seems like all I hope for Just gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems like you don't love me anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

Does my breath smell

Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want? Who tells them all to laugh? Who tells them all to talk about me? And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here Why do they, why do they Always kick me in the groin when I come near And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit. I don't know what I'm feeling I'm just so sick of seeing All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads Who often just sit kick back As I am not so relaxed I often wonder why they act so odd Because no worse a time When it's just your time to Think you should make your move It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse What about that situation All night procrastination Taking to the point when you lead her to her door There is nothing left there to say I guess you best be on your way But before you go you got to do that chore No worse a time When it's just your time to Think you should make your move It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse Please won't you buy in I'm always tryin' I keep on tryin' There's only so much pride that I can lose I hope that when you see me You see right through me Come on now, honestly I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue

When you talk about tomorrow I'm not sure about today When you tell me that you love me What am I supposed to say? Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel Words like forever They scare the shit out of me Maybe I'm afraid of commitment Maybe you're too distracted to see that Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again I think of all the things I'd scream But I think it's for the best That you and I just don't connect and Things are never quite what they seem Will there ever be Someone to give her heart to me Or would I be to blind to see it I wouldn't make a sound I'd keep it underground It always seems like I'm running around around Running around around Round Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel

When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch And when I'm walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV What's happening in this world, I don't care at all But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football I can't even come up with my own views I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV La la la...

Do you wanna know what I think of you? 'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be Do take back what you said It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head And now all alone, one's less than two I've never been better off living lonely To listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say What did you think of me acting this way I guess you never really thought at all Is that what you call your brain? Is that why I call you hang up on me? I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose And now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say To me as I walk alone I Much rather be riding prone, man To be just another one you are lame to I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose But now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say To me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step there to Hear from you again Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I Much rather be riding prone, man Be just another one you are lame to Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step there to Hear from you again Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I Much rather be riding prone, man To be just another one you are lame to

I'm wasting time thinking about a girl And stealing her away from her world She and I would run away I think of all the things that I'd say We'd talk about important things And I picture it in my dreams She'd teach me about modern art And I'd show her it's okay to fart and Maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's When I made fun of that guy Remebering the look she gave me When I told her that I used to fry I really want to ask her out But my ego could never take it And even if I got the balls You know that the Cougar would never make it And in my town you can't drive naked And maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Wasting my time thinking about a girl

Walking through the grass Another blade next to you from the ground As the wind does pass I notice as you feel the breath of my shout Your words are kind The kind that repeatedly say no But that's alright I'm older than you so I've got time What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time We've all seen the bridge A broken seam and a girl on one side You think your words will work They only work when you lay down and close your eyes I thought of all the lines All the right ones used at all the wrong times But that's alright Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time I don't want to live alone I don't want to live in My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you

Ben Wah Balls 

(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink) Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth And happily and gay Well I guessed exactly that Because he found a special girl That put him in a special trance He fell in love so quickly What the hell was he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl That he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day He sang a song that's been deep within his heart Causing some ingestion He finished with a great big fart and She knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do that again Then out the door they hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. He used to always fart and sing this special song. Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls." I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

N/A YET

I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore Because I can't control my bladder anymore Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light No more soiled nights alone But I guess I don't have a care Because there's not a load in my underwear I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light (go, go) No more soiled nights alone Well, I guess that I don't have a care If I don't have a load in my underwear