dumpweed
don't leave me
aliens exist
going away to college
what's my age again?
dysentery gary
adam's song
all the small things
the party song
mutt
wendy clear
anthem

Dumpweed

It's understood, I said it many ways. To scared to run, I'm too scared to stay. I said I'd live, but I could never leave her. And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her. But this I ask, it's what I want to know. How would you feel if I should choose to go? Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely. Another guy, you'd think he'd want to fight me. She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare. Unpredictable, it was my mistakes to stay here. On the go and it's way too late to play. I need a girl that I can train. I hear it once, I'm sure I heard it twice. My dad used to give me all of his advice. He would say you got to turn your back and run now. Come on son, you haven't got a chance now. She's a dove, she's a fucken nightmare. Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here. On the go and it's way too late to play. I need a girl that I can train. I need a girl that I can train. I need a girl that I can train. Turn you back and run now. You haven't got a chance now.

Don't Leave Me

Don't leave, all alone, just drop me, off at home. Just drop me off at home. I'll be fine, it's not the first. Just like last time, but a little worse. She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and, She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down. I said,"don't let your future be destroyed by my past." She said, "don't let my door hit your ass." One more chance, I'll try this time. I'll give you yours, I won't take mine. I'll listen up, pretend to care. Go on ahead, I'll meet you there. Let's try this one more time with feeling.

Aliens Exist

Hey mom there's something in the backroom. I hope it's not the creatures from above. You used to read me stories. As if my dreams were boring. We all know conspiracies are dumb. What if people knew that these were real. I'd leave my closet door open all night. I know the CIA would say. what you hear is all hearsay. I wish someone would tell me what was right. Up all night long. And there's something very wrong. And I know it must be late. Been gone since yesterday. I'm not like you guys. I'm not like you. I am still the skeptic yes you know me. Been best friends and will be till we die. I got an injection. A fear from the abduction. My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies. Up all night long. And there's something very wrong. And I know it must be late. Been gone since yesterday. I'm not like you guys. I'm not like you. Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation. Information, nice to know ya, paranoia, Where's my mother, biofather. Up all night long. And there's something very wrong. And there's something very wrong. And I know it must be late. Been gone since yesterday. I'm not like you guys. Twelve majestic lies.

Going Away To College

Please take me by the hand. It's so cold out tonight. I'll put blankets on the bed. I won't turn out the light. Just don't forget to think about me. And I won't forget you. I'll write you once a week she said. Why does it feel the same. To fall in love or break it off. And if young love is just a game. Then I must have missed the kick off. Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything. But I'd go through hell for you and. I haven't been this scared in a long time. And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine. Bouquet of clumsy words. A simple melody. This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me. I'll think about the times. She kissed me after class. And she put up with my friends. I acted like an ass. I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer. Is my picture still hanging in her locker?

What's My Age Again?

I took her out it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out and she took off my pants. But then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time that she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And are still more amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my page again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home. I called her mom from a pay phone. I said I was the cops. And your husband's in jail. This state looks down on sodomy. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? That's about the time she broke up with me. NO one should take themselves so seriously. With many years ahead to fall in line. Why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again?

Dysentary Gary

Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel. His issues make my mind ache. Want to make a deal. Cause I love your little motions. You do with your pigtails. What a nice creation. Worth another night in jail. he's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out. When friends were listening to slayer. I would like to find him Friday night. Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights. Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone. There's plenty more, girls are such a drag. So all you little ladies, make sure to chose the right guys. You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies. Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel. His issues make my mind ache. Want to make a deal. Ease away the problems and the pain. The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream. All along, you wish that she would say. Fuck the guy who took and ran away. he's a player diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to slayer. I would like to find him Friday night. Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights. Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, your mom's a whore, Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag.

Adam's Song

I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest who'd have known? I traced the cord back to the wall. No wonder it was never plugged in at all. I took my time, I hurried up. The choice was mine I didn't think enough. I'm too depressed to go on. You'll be sorry when I'm gone. I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better days. Days when I still felt alive. We couldn't wait to get outside. The world was wide, too late to try. The tour was over I'd survived. I couldn't wait till I got home. To pass the time in my room alone. I never thought I'd die alone. Another six months I'll be unknown. give all my things to all my friends. You'll never set foot in my room again. You'll close it off, board it up. Remember the time that I spilt the cup. Of apple juice in the hall. Please tell mom this is not her fault. I never conquered, rarely came. But tomorrow holds such better days. Days when I can still feel alive. When I can't wait to get outside. The world is wide, the time goes by. The tour is over, I've survived. I can't wait till I get home. To pass the time in my room alone.

All the small things

All the, small things. True care, truth brings. I'll take, one lift. Your ride, best trip. Always, I know. You'll be at my show. Watching, waiting, commiserating. Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Na, Na... Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know. she left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares. Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Na, Na... Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill. Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill.

The Party Song

Do you want to come to a party. My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30. This thing's at a frat house but people are cool there. Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention. I wasn't out looking for love or affection. So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free. Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party. And then in the backyard some terrible ska band. Someone in the background was doing a keg stand. This place is so lame all these girls look the same. All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed. In my bed back at home watching TV alone. Where'd I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone. Far from people I hate down from anywhere state. Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party. And then I saw her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair. She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that. She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun. Maybe we'd watch the sun rise. But that night I learned some girls try too hard. Some girls try too hard. Some girls try too hard to impress. With the way that they dress. With those things on their chests. And the things they suggest to me. I couldn't believe what this lady was saying. The names she was dropping the games she was playing. She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys. How she was down with the 'wise well-constructed disguise. now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this. Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless. So I said I'd call her but never would bother. Until I got turned down by another girl at a party. So when you see her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair. She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover. This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun. You should just turn and run because you'll find out that some girls try too hard. Some girls try to hard to impress with the way that they dress and those things on their chest and the things they suggest to me.

Mutt

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb. she has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds. He's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal. He goes out everyday and she goes every way oh yeah. And they don't even care at all. She's open waiting for more. And I know he's only looking to score. And it is way to unhealthy. Often they've typically. Been starved for attention before. She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell. He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt. He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow. They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah. And they don't even care at all. She's open waiting for more. And I know he's only looking to score. And it is way too unhealthy. Often they've typically. Been starved for attention before.

Wendy Clear

Let's take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day. I wish it didn't have to be so bad. It might be inappropriate because. Either way our band get dropped. I wish it didn't have to be so bad. But I'd play with fire to break the ice. And I'd play with a nuclear device. Is it something I'll regret? Why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad. The three-date theory is getting old everyone is getting left out in the cold. I wish it didn't have to be so bad. So I'll see you with another guy. Who pretends not to hear you when you cry. I wish it didn't have to be so bad. I'll be moving on.

Anthem

Home show, mom won't know. Run out the back door. he's passed out on the floor. Third time, been caught twice. Forgive our neighbor Bob. I think he humped the dog. But good things come to those who wait. Cause she laid me. And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery. no need explain the plan no need to even bother. I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21. White lies, bloodshot eyes. Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall. How's Chris marked with lipstick. Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters. But good things come to those who wait. Cause she laid me. And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery. no need explain the plan no need to even bother. I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21. You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on. You planned their fall. To bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song. I time bomb. Turn low the radio, I think I hear my dad. Yelling at the band. But good things come to those who wait. Cause she laid me. And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery. no need explain the plan no need to even bother. I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21. You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on. You planned their fall. To bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song. I time bomb.