Staines - already "dazed and confused" - gets horribly stunned by The Awesome Fennis. Nice.

As if this punishment isn't enough The Awesome Fennis offers Staines the Magnificent a choice: Change your name to Barry or receive a judgement-tombstone. Staines replies that Fennis smells of catfood. A tombstone follows. Sweet as cherry pie.


"My way or the highway!" says Fennis. Staines would prefer to live in prison than to go Fennis' way. The painful tombstone which follows makes the crowd wonder how much more punishment Staines can take.


Rob has suffered internal bleeding. Jim loves causing internal bleeding.


"Paint my face like a Thai lady-boy and call me Miranda" sayeth the ill one.



Davros and Roc dela Rocka prepare for a small child's birthday party.


A bottle of Jack Daniels: $36.78
A hairless cat: £2000.67
A sip of Whisky and Tizer for the Belgian pornopath: PRICELESS