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OK, I thought this was an interesting email to send to my buddy Stan:
A couple of facts you just HAVE to know... It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself. ===== Talk to you soon, Mark P.S. Remember to check out the NEW CCF* Message Forum, AND the continually evolving Ministries pages.... GO NOW to ccfhome.com or ccfhome.com/grace.html You would think that he would say "Thanks good buddy, pal Mark for the excellent information and heads up!", but nooooooo, here's what I got instead: I looked these facts up at www.factsrus.com and the frog one was is not true...I then went to www.felineincaseyouforgot.com and they never heard of this. They said 'that a cat will die from any height over 15' unless it lands in something soft like a 4X4' patch of cow manure. If it's horse manure it will die because of the high concentrates of ammonia and xeon gases'. You better get your facts correct before sending out erroneous emails...lmbo Stan Can you believe it? Me either. He questioned my facts! later that same day I received the following in my Inbox: by the way my last message was a hoax...because I went to WWW.HOAXESRUS.COM and found out.........lmbayo (laughing my butt and yours off) oops, I explained, sorry don't know what came over me..................:D I'm sorry... I can't continue right now... I'm very verklempt... talk amongst yourselves... OK, are you ready? Me too! Cool!!! |
Email Nummer Zwei.Hey, just in case you still can't read German, that's Email Number Two. You're welcome! |
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This one was just to be informative and to perhaps get some ideas from my good buddy and online store co-owner... we now have a store. just need to get some ideas on how to design some things for t-shirts, coffee mugs, hats, sweatshirts, mouse pads... ttyl, Me Pretty straight forward, I would say... but here's the jumbled response from Stanley: Hey, kewl store. We'll be making millions soon...Hey how about 'I just put my axe on my back and walk up to the mountains...' T-shirt. For the deluxe model we could put the joke (in it's entirety) on the back. Of course it would have to be an xxx-large model. Now I know you and let me explain, I mean the size of the shirt not a really naked fat girl. I mean to tell the whole story it would have to be either real small print or a super large shirt. Or another idea....well I'll save that for later...no, I'll tell you now...how about spitable popcorn...this popcorn when spewed from the mouth during conversations or from mishaps with joke telling,... when it comes out of your mouth and lands on the floor it just disappears, sort of like cotton candy does when it gets wet. This way when you are eating it and you laugh and spit it all over your computer or your best friend as soon as it hit the atmosphere it dissolves. I figure with all of the time on your hands....no, i'm not talking about your watch on your wrist...I'm talking metaphorically (is that a word) (no don't look it up) ...oh forget it....just add popcorn and milk to the store...I'm tired of talking to myself...you never seem to be here when I need you....lmbo...cya....ttyl.....brb....L8r....np....IJPMAOMBAWUITM........... Now how many of you out there think that was an appropriate response? Thank you. You hear that Stan? Be nice to me... Ok, here's his email address again, in case you want to give him a hard time about it... imstan@att.net CLICK HERE to go to the TOP of this Page. |