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This is a serious email going around the net that
Symantec(makers of Norton Anti-Virus and other major software)
thought enough about to put on their own commercial site...

"Symantec Security Response encourages you to ignore any messages regarding this hoax. It is harmless and is intended only to cause unwarranted concern."

Here is the full content of the email:
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free Money," DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR. Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer will begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul, milky DISCHARGE. Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured, monitor-shattering SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and supervisors alike. After violently ripping itself from the wall, your computer will punch through your office window as it STREAKS into the night, HOWLING like a BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend the rest of its days CRUSHING household PETS and MOCKING the POPE.

Here's the link to their page that has this outrageous "hoax".
They seem to take it extremely seriously.
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/freemoney.html

Now I was really worried that this wasn't a hoax until I read the confirmation on their official site, and it eased my mind considerably.
I sincerely hope it does the same for you.

Remember, it's NOT TRUE!!!!
IT'S ONLY A HOAX!

Phew!

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