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the only bar and takeaway in space, where you can say  *Hamshay* or *moomsey* without fear of persecution....

...say what you like", said Poxy..."Im not eating Poodle".
after 4 and a half months onboard Dizzyarse, you would think Poxy would eat his own festering shoes, just for some variety. but No. He had to be difficult.  "Looky here kid", demanded Elvis,.."you ate a whole gud dayam Zeebra back at Donny's, AND you drank a gallon of that stinkin brew he calls "Dribbling Biscuit"
dayam near turned mah guts, just bein on the same planet as y'awl....now, less eat !"
        Poxy was about to argue, when Elvis pulled an glossy 8 x 4 photo of a 44' outta his jacket pocket., with the caption "say whut?" on the bottom.

Poxy, indignant, saved his arguement for later , when Elvis was more likely to be rendered helpless from what Janet Mesner laughingly referred to, as "beer", but was in fact a staunched concoction of lizards urine, and cheese, oblitterated and fermented in a vat of bat sweat, for 2 weeks, or untill appropriately smelly. Fevered discussions about the acquiring of such ingredients, having long been the mainstay of bar-chat in these parts for the best part of the last 9 minutes. during which time Poxy had got himself laid and Ghengis had divorced, re-married, and built a house out of bar-coasters for, Silvia, who in her Beer induced halucinogenic state was convinced she was swimming in the olympics on Fenhunhay in 3056.

which , in fact, she was., and the rate at which you dont understand that, is exactly equal in proportion to the size of how little I care , that you dont understand that.

this episode of *my Life
according to Bugs Bunny's
Aunty Beryl.* wash brought to yoo luvvly poople, by who gizza kiss ya sheckshay bashtard.*hic*

Did you ever see anyone do this?.. "does this" I bet you haven't.
Far beeing it from may, to be june orready, I love youse guys. Say Butt-ender,..jew wish to have sex wiss me?.. coz I love you, and your stinking hat. Sorry...sorry.. iss a nice hat. *L* ya fucken dick-ed ! ha-ha -ha-ha-ha-ha...howdy a like them apples ya fucken.......... ..............................................TAXI !!!