Kids answers to questions about Marriage...
- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. ~Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and
you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
~Kirsten, age 10
- WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then. ~Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married
at. You got to be a fool to get married. ~Freddie, age
6
- HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO
PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess,
based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids. ~Derrick, age 8
- WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both
don't want any more kids. ~ Lori, age 8
- WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
~Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just
tell each other lies, and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
~Martin, age 10
- WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. ~Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that. ~ Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with
them. It's the right thing to do. ~Howard,
age 8
- IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my
wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. ~Theodore,
age 8
It's better for girls to be
single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them. ~Anita, age 9
- HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids
to explain, wouldn't there? ~Kelvin, age 8
- HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if
she looks like a truck. ~ Ricky, age 10
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