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- FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any
argument that we feel we are right about but need to
shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.
- FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an
even trade.
- NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually use
to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
- GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One
at will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine".
- GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"
in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.
- LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
- SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. She is content. Your best
bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.
- THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for whatever it is
at you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the
word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised
eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future
when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be
in some mighty big trouble.
- PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse
or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth,
so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's
Okay".
- THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're
welcome.
- THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
calloused way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
"Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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