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If a woman burns her thighs by the hot
coffee she is holding in her lap
while driving,
she blames the restaurant.
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If your teen-age son kills himself,
you blame the rock 'n' roll musician
he liked.
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If you smoke three packs a day for 40
years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames thye tobacco company.
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If your daughter gets pregnant by the
football captain,
you blame the school for poor sex education.
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If your neighbor crashes into a tree while
driving home drunk,
you blame the bartender.
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If your cousin gets AIDS because the
needle he used to shoot heroin was dirty,
you blame the government for not
providing clean ones.
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If your grandchildren
are brats without manners,
you blame television.
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If your friend is shot by a deranged
madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
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If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet,
but the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the deceased blames
the airline.
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God
Bless
America...
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land of the blameless
and
home of the guilt-free!!
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