Notes: I think that if you asked my friends they'd tell you that I'm a pretty low maintenance guy (my carnivorous dietary requirements aside), but that's not how I see it—particularly when it comes to a relationship. I don't require difficult maintenance, but I do need for  my paramour to make the time and effort to contact me every few days. This doesn't really seem like such a terrible, or difficult thing to ask ... but it has been something I've been unable to find. Perhaps I just have been involved with the wrong people, but it happens too often in my life that the woman I'm interested in is willing to sit back and wait for me to contact her so she can tell me how much she misses me.

Here's a clue to all the friends, lovers, and family who ever read this: if you miss me, call or drop me a line!