Notes: This was supposed to be a double dig ... first at guys with completely superficial priorities when it came to dating ... and then at the very vocal feminist contingent on campus (personified by the Women's Center) who in 1989 were finding sexism in every image of a beautiful woman. Now, I won't deny that sexism was (and still is) rampant in our culture ... but at that particular time, on our particular campus, things were out of hand. There was no room in their agenda for satire, or even an honest appreciation of beauty.

Sadly, neither of my intended targets really noticed that I was poking fun at them.