kisses for a pound.
Meanwhile, Tim takes it upon himself to hide all of Gareth's possessions
(including his chair and computer). Neil and Rachel do a Saturday Night Fever
dance routine, and David is jealous of their popularity. In response, David does an incredibly embarrassing dance of his own special style, a 'fuse of Flashdance and MC Hammer shit'. Later, Gareth's 'crew', the Oggmonster (Stephen Merchant) and Jimmy the Perv, visit the office. Tim gives Dawn a pound and they finally kiss. Preparing to go and be photographed presenting a giant cheque, David is made redundant by Neil and Jennifer.
Quotes:
(Tim and Gareth discuss disability)
David: I'm not gonna call you Oggmonster
Gareth: I’m just saying there should be tests.
Tim: We’re all ears, Gareth
Gareth: Well, I don't know, when they go down to the DSS to make a claim they
should set off a fire alarm, fake fire alarm, everybody legs it out the office
leaving
them there. If they're fake they'll be up and running with them, if they're real
they'll be left there screaming for help.
Oggy: Well, its my name, so-
David: No, its not, what's your real name?
Oggy: Nathan.
David: It's a good name.
Oggy: Is it?
David: Yes, I'll call you Nathan.
Brent's
Philosophy
It's not going ‘Ooh, look at me today, I’m entertaining whilst saving lives,
aren’t I brilliant?‘, it’s going ‘If you think I’m brilliant, then give
generously and help save these guys who are starving, but are also brilliant’.
Not as entertainers, a lot of them can’t even speak English, but, you know, don’t
give them their own game show, but save them from dying at least.
Do I even have to say it?