Episode 4 - Training:
Synopsis:
It's staff training day at Wernham Hogg. Dawn and Lee are arguing, and Tim cheers her up. Gareth is less successful. During the training, David reveals he was in a band and goes home to get his guitar. He ends up playing songs for the whole morning. Later, Lee and Dawn reconcile. Gareth is being particularily annoying, and Tim announces his resignation, fed up with the office. He comes back to ask Dawn out, but Dawn tells him that she is back with Lee.
Quotes:
Rowan: Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth: He should just get his wife to help him.
David: We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.
Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.
Rowan: Oh... Um, Tim? Do you have one?
Tim: I’d never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
Tim: He doesn't have a wife.
Gareth: All farmers have wives.
Tim: This one doesn't, he's gay.
Gareth: Well, then he shouldn't be allowed near animals then, should he?
Brent's Philosophy
David's 'Colorblind' song:
Spaceman came down to answer some things/
The world gathered round from paupers to kings/
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true/
I’ll show the way you know what to do/
Who is wrong and who is right?/
Yellow, brown or black or white?/
The spaceman he answered 'You’ll no longer mind.../
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind'
Tim asks out Dawn in front of everyone at the end of the episode, only to find out that she has got back together with Lee. He awkwardly says that it was just as a friend, but it's clear that he's very embarrassed.