Speculations on Act 48 (which is now really act 49, the last act, because it turns out that this episode ends the series!) Enjoy!
Metaria: "Planet...destruction...Mmmmm....lunch! MWAAAA!" *chomps on Mio* *uses Jadeite as a toothpick*

Jadeite (dripping ooze): *lightbulb* Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! So THAT'S why I don't want to be a bad guy!

Zoicite's Ghost: Yeah, you friggin moron! Jesus, what do you think I've been trying to tell you?!?!?!

Sailormoon: Now, Zoicite, it's not his fault. He was under control of that demon bitch who was trying to steal my Mamoru! Poor Mamoru! Trapped in the Dark Kingdom...

Mamoru (assuming he's not possessed): Would you shut UP and KILL that thing already?!?!?

Sailormoon: Okay, okay, sheesh! *pulls out Endymion!Sword (as opposed to Inky Dinky Par May Voo Princess Sword)* EAT STEEL AND DIE, BEEYOTCH!!!!!! *charges*

Jupiter: *sweatdrops* Uhhh....do you think we're needed? *glances at tambourine as Moon goes haywire on Metaria*

Mars: Why not? The series ends next episode anyway, and more than likely, we've all died anyway so the moronic producers don't have to continue.

Mercury: She's got a point.

Mars: For Minako!

Jupiter and Mercury: FOR MINAKO!!!

Jup, Merc, and Mars: Moonlight Attractive...KAMIKAZE ATTACK!!!!!!!!! *charge*

Ayaka (pouting offstage): I never got to die in a cool battle scene...

Artemis: You got a ferris wheel!

Ayaka: And a big dramatic episode in which everyone cried for me (yes, she looks at these forums). Yeah, I guess that's cool and all! ^_^

All (to Metaria): DIE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

*studio explodes and thus ends the need to have any more PGSM*