Good Luck Charm...How Mars Reacts to Certain Events in Act 47

Mars: Damn you, Jadeite! It's because of YOU that Minako's dead! I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! *conjures fireball and charges at a very scared-looking Jadeite because Beryl's deactivated his teleporting powers (and all others hence) because she knows Metaria's hungry....*

Mercury: Um...I'm guessing we can sit this one out. She looks rather upset.

Jupiter: *glare* Well, finally. You're putting those brains of yours to use in battle. Gee, Rei Is Mad. I wonder who thought THAT one up?

*cries of pain--most likely Jadeite or Mars getting her hair pulled--and smells of sizzling flesh waft pleasantly through the air*

Moon: Um, guys? *points to suspicious squarish bulge visible behind Mars' front bow* Is that what I think it is?

Mercury: Oh, no. Not again.

Jupiter: Hoboy. This is pushing it to the extreme.

Moon: Y'know, I'm sad over Minako-chan's death, too, but carrying her last CD into battle as a good luck charm is very very very very very very very disturbing.

Mercury: Very.

*more shrieks--all Jadeite's this time--and a charred piece of polyester cape flutters by*

Jupiter: It gets worse. *other senshi crowd in in classic anime gossip mode* She says she hears Minako's voice coming from the CD.

Mercury: *rolls eyes* Well, duh. It's a CD!

Jupiter: No, no, not the music tracks. I mean, like, from the face on the album cover. Encouraging her in battle. {{AN: For Kyaa}} Giggling when she holds it close to her face and let her lips graze over i--

Moon: *pressing her hands to her ears* STOP!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE!!!!!!!

Mars: HAH! Take THAT, you filthy little F*CK!!!!!!!!!! *kicks charred skeleton* {{yes, this messes up the continuity of the "last act" skit, but hey, he's been resurrected before, he can do it again--he should give Minako some tips}} I did it, Minako! I did it!!! *whips out CD from fuku and gazes at it intently* All for you! You!! Because I KNOW those bastards from the Dark Kingdom planted that shit in your brain! I'll get them all! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!! *insanity gleams in her eyes and settles down to visit*

Jupiter: Rei...that's a CD...it's NOT ALIVE...

Mars: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID MORON!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll hurt her feelings!

Mercury: *whipping out cell phone* Hello, Mom? Do you know any specialists in psychology?

*happy ((NOT INSANE! HAPPY! well, ok, slightly insane)) giggling echoes through the air*

Moon: Who did that???

Jupiter: Wasn't me.

Mercury: *shrugs*

Mars: *drools* *still looking at CD*

Moon: Uh oh...

CD: Guess what, minna? It was all a joke! Hee hee hee! There's no past life! None of it is real! I'm making you throw your lives on the line for NOTHING! Hee hee hee! I, Aino Minako, have pulled the biggest and best prank EVER!!! {{so THAT'S where the anime manga jokester side went}}

Mercury: *stunned, closing cell phone* So that's why she's the only one with "memories" of the past...

Jupiter: *growls* Why, you little sonuva--! *charges*

CD: Hey, wait! Makoto! Put me down! It was a joke! Just a joke! A funny! Ow! Hey, that hurts! Put me down! Mars, a little help here? I'll make it worth it in our next life! I promise!...Hey! Hey hey HEY! OW!!!!!!!!