(Mac stops by Harm's apartment for lunch)
Mac: Peace offering?
Harm: Beltway Burgers? I don't think so.
Mac: No this is for me. I got you a ...roadtrip and a rugula salad.
Harm: I accept. The only place that isn't torn up is the bedroom.
Mac: Works for me.
Harm: I take it we're friends again?
Mac: Until we face off in court.
Harm: What made you change your mind?
Mac: What made you?
Harm: I didn't stop being your friend. You stopped being mine.
Mac: Well what'd you expect me to do after the way you sandbagged me in court?
Harm: You meanI out-lawyered you?
Mac: Out-lawyered me? I fell for it because I thought you were my friend and a friend doesn't sandbag a
        friend.
Harm: Where were you raised?
Mac: Where friends don't sandbag friends.
Harm: That's somewhere in Ohio, isn't it?
Mac: Ha. Cute does not work on me, Harm.
Harm: I wasn't being cute. I was being funny.
Mac: Yeah. Like when you fired that HNK in court?
Harm: Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table.
Mac: I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck.
Harm: What do Marines do?
Mac: They take cover, but they never duck.

Crossing The Line

Mac: Something tells me Commander Rabb had his day as a pollywog.
Harm: First time I crossed the equater, I got hosed. I had to do maybe a thousand sit-ups. I got dunked
          twice and I had to crawl through the tunnel of moral courage blind-folded.
Mac: What I wouldn't give to have been there.....as an observer, naturally.

AJ: I expect an impartial inquiry on both sides. Not that Commander Rabb would be anything but objective...
Mac: (smirking) The Commander's known for his dispassionate advocacy.

Harm: Hell, when I crossed the equator I spent a half hour slow dancing with Bob Fredericks.
Mac: Did you date much afterwards?

Congresswoman DeLong: Just one of the boys, Major?
Harm: Major MacKenzie has a high regard for the truth, ma'am.

Trinity

Mac: We don't always pick the person we end up with. It just sort of happens.
Harm: You know, Major, I never had you pegged for such a romantic.

Ghosts

Mac: Come on, Harm. It was an accident. Don't tell me while you were at Annapolis you never did anything
        like this.
Bud: (laughing) Well, Keeter told me that Commander Rabb.......(he shuts up at a stern glance from Harm)

Mac: I'm sure you're not the first midshipman to engage in an Academy prank. Isn't that right, Commander?
        (smirks at Harm.)

Full Engagement

Harm: Sorry Mac. Guess I wasn't thining clearly.
Mac: Yeah, obviously, or you wouldn't have called me Sarah.
Harm: Not you . . . her. Her name is Sarah.
(Mac gives him a 'yeah right' look)
Harm: It's a coincidence.

Mac: (mimicking Harm) Hey, Mac, why don't we play hooky on monday. I'll take you flying, there's nothing
        quite like it - the open air, the adrenaline rush.

Harm: Think you can stand, Marine?
Mac: Unless you plan to carr me.
Harm: Well, maybe you should've laid off the Beltway burgers.
Mac: Yeah, and you worked out more.

Mac: I can still bitch about freezing my butt off, can't I?
Harm: Quit your whining, you've got 10% more body fat than I do.
Mac: Are you calling me fat, stick boy?
Harm: Stick boy? Women just naturally have more insulation than men.

Mac: I can't outrun them, Harm. You go.
Harm: Like that's really gonna happen.

Mac: No what I need is a cappuccino, preferably in a nice warm bed.
Harm: Sorry, no room service here.
Mac: You really know how to show a girl a good time. Most guys at least make me breakfast after I spend
        the night with them.
Harm: And how many would that be?

Harm: It'll be okay Mac. I'll get you through this, I promise.