You might be an Aggie if...

  1. you think that the National Anthem begins with "Good-bye to Texas University..."
  2. you think that a seat cushion means a comfortable pair of shoes.
  3. your idea of a good time is mugging on Kyle field and humping logs on a Sunday.
  4. you think that the National Championship is always played at the Cotton Bowl.
  5. you know that "high and tight" doesn't refer to a woman's rear.
  6. you could swear that you've met Forest Gump at the Chicken.
  7. you think that ring dunk is a graduation ceremony.
  8. you think that Aggiebucks are the national currency.
  9. you think administration is another word for Corps Staff.
  10. you are still bitter about Reveille being stolen.
  11. you have ever forgotten what "hello" means.
  12. you think Sul Ross was the first president of the United States.
  13. you use Copenhagen to season your food.
  14. you think Tubularman is one of the X-Men.
  15. you believe that Aggie Bonfire is the first day of the calendar year.
  16. your idea of a cocktail party is having a Pearl at the Chicken.
  17. you know Gary Kipe's favorite word.
  18. you swallow goldfish at Howdy Camp...and like it!
  19. you honestly get peeved when a man, especially one in uniform, doesn't hold a door open for you.
  20. you've dated a quad queen.
  21. you think Big 12 refers to a twelve-pack of tallboys.
  22. when someone tells you good-bye, you say, "Gig 'em!".
  23. you think the Batt is an Aggie Flyswatter.
  24. you'd enjoy being called a buttpot.
  25. you think corps block has a street address.
  26. you've taken a date down Bottlecap Alley.
  27. you're idea of a good date is getting drunk.
  28. you've ever been swimming in Fish Pond.
  29. you Whoop when you hear the word 'RELOAD'.
  30. you spontaneously Whoop for no reason.
  31. you know what's in the outhouse.
  32. your version of Cinderella includes a Senior in the Corps, Ring Dance, and Reveille as the fairy godmother.
  33. you'd pay money for three-finger whitewalls.
  34. you know that good bull is not a thick steak.
  35. you know D&D does not refer to Dungeons and Dragons.
  36. you think Texas has a state drink: Dr. Pepper.
  37. you think Kyle Field is one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
  38. you don't think #18 is hazing.
  39. your idea of camping out for football tickets includes a VCR and a couch.
  40. you didn't realize there are any other universities in Texas.
  41. you know a cowboy who rides a bicycle.
  42. your idea of tennis shoes is RedWings.
  43. you think it's motivational to go without a shower for an entire semester.
  44. you're proud of your grades.
  45. you think it's admirable to pretend to be an elephant.
  46. you think Robert Earl Keen would make the best Republican presidential nominee.
  47. your study group meets at the Chicken.
  48. your idea of dessert is Copenhagen.
  49. your idea of U.V. protection is a cowboy hat and a pair of Wranglers.
  50. Kyle Field is your Graceland.
  51. you think Bevo would make a good brisket.
  52. you think the weekend starts on Thursday.
  53. a T-sip tells you an Aggie joke and you don't get it.
  54. after selling your books back you feel like you have been violated.
  55. you have a hat for those special occasions.
  56. you think a two-day-old spit cup is a good air-freshener.
  57. you think hazing is an intramural sport.
  58. you think polishing a statue is a weekly chore.
  59. you salute a collie.
  60. you have ever slept in Bottlecap Alley.
  61. you think "Goodnight Irene" is a sign to chug that last pitcher and find yourself a date for the night.
  62. you have ever brought a flame-thrower to Midnight Yell.
  63. you think a boot is something you have to christen.
  64. you can have a date every night of the week and never leave the quad.
  65. you think any musical artist with three names should be nominated for a Grammy.
  66. you wear a painted military helmet to cut down and plant trees.
  67. you buy Dr. Pepper because it's maroon.
  68. you think Lonestar is the nectar of the gods.
  69. you order a pitcher of beer and tell the bartender you don't need any cups.
  70. you try to convince the dean of your college that there is an obvious need to add a new major to his college: CHICKENOMICS.
  71. you buy Pearl Light longnecks at the grocery store so you can figure out the puzzles in the bottle caps.
  72. you take your hat off when entering any building.
  73. you fire up the grill for any special occasion (i.e., graduation, birth, death, wedding, etc.).
  74. you don't care what's on the grill just as long as it is lit and blowing lots of smoke.
  75. you don't look both ways before crossing the street.
  76. you think 'Howdy!' is more proper than 'Hello.'
  77. your limo has four-wheel-drive.
  78. you can't march anywhere without music (Fightin' Texas Aggie Band! Whoop!)
  79. it's been four years and all you have to show is half a degree plan.
  80. you set your watch to Albritton Tower.
  81. you find a date for every occasion, even grocery shopping.
  82. you yell at people for walking on the grass.
  83. you vulture in parking lots.
  84. you color your hair for a three day camp.
  85. your resume doesn't have a GPR, but it has every camp you've ever attended.
  86. bonding time is getting together on Thursday nights to stay in and watch the tube.
  87. you know professors you haven't taken yet.
  88. you know someone who got engaged under a big old tree.
  89. you can go anywhere and know your kin by their jewelry.
  90. you think the prettiest girl on campus is a collie.
  91. the best hangouts you know of have the word 'Dixie' in the title.
  92. you've ever whooped at a wedding.
  93. you're genuinely surprised when a restaurant isn't open 24 hours.
  94. you've ever insisted on leaving class because a dog barked.
  95. you've ever brought Twinkies to a baseball game.
  96. you think graduating in five years is on time.
  97. if your favorite team is the Aggies and whoever's playing t.u.
  98. you whoop because somebody honked.
  99. you stand at all major sporting events (other than Aggie Sports).
  100. you think Taco Cabana is part of the 12 step rehab program for alcoholics.
  101. you think the greatest t.u. tradition is the clock tower sniper.
  102. you're not offended when someone tells you to hump it.
  103. you ever go to the beach to jitterbug.
  104. you think the word "mugging" has only positive meaning!
  105. your way of finding dates is asking random people in the parking lot, "Can I take you to your car and have your spot?"
  106. #105 has ever actually worked.
  107. you yell that you have a headache and people start running for cover.
  108. You think Freebird's for lunch and dinner is a "well-rounded diet".

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