Quotes

Mighty Ducks the Animated Series

Tanya: "You gotta be crazy!"
Nosedive: "You know it!
*grabs Tanya and jumps out of rocket*
DUCKS ROCK!!!!!!!!!"

Nosedive: "This is gonna leave a bruise..." *tree limb cracks*
Wildwing: "Everyone ok? ...Where's Nosedive?"
Nosedive: "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
*THUD*

Mallory:"Only a complete idiot would enjoy something like this..."
Nosedive:"WHOA! GNARLY!!"
Mallory: "I rest my case..."

I'm sorry if these are a little inaccurate, but i forget details easily... :P

Nosedive: "Whoa, Mallory's a BABE!!!"
Duke: "Oh Mal-Mal, you have been hiding your light under a hockey uniform!"
Nosedive: "Say Duke? Wanna compete for *her* affec-shionaes?"
*pause*
Both: "Nah..."

Nosedive: "DUCKS ROCK!!!"
*looks up to see a huge boulder about to land on them*
DUCK!!!! ROCK!!!!

(i know most of the quotes are from Dive, but really, he's the one who says all the memorable stuff)

Klegghorn: "What the heck is goin on here?"
Wildwing: "You know that Lizard you keep saying is a figment of our imaginations?"
Klegghorn: "yea, so?"
Wildwing: "Well say hello to a figment of our imaginations."

Nosedive: "Aww man, I could really go for a flashback right now..."
*screen gets wavy as a falshback between Dive and Wing shows*
Nosedive: "My favorite part of the show!"

Ok ok, so there's only Mighty Duck quotes. So sue me. (but be warned, you won't get anything. I'm broke...)

Wildwing: "Now what do we do?"
Nosedive: "Well, we could sing a medly of show-tunes..."

Duke: "Hey, Hey! What's the one thing a fire-breathing dragon would fear?"
Mallory: "The fire Marshall?"
Tanya: "Smokey the Bear?"
Nosedive: "His ex-wife and her lawyer?"
Duke: "Those are all really good, but no! Water!"

Phil: "Wildwing! Booblalah!"
Wing: "No!"
Phil: "Whaddaymean 'No'? You haven't even heard my offer!"
Wing: "Read my beak."