My Resume
My goal is to bring some practicality to something I have been doing for most of my adult life. Restoring the self-confidence to dejected men everywhere.
We hear
that the so-called starter marriages are all the rage now. I bill myself as the
starter girlfriend. What better choice could you have when trying to get back
into your dating groove? A fun, sports watching, non-nagging, video game
playing, beer drinking, potty-mouthed, smart, head turning, attention getting,
gorgeous, geekified, secretly coveted by your friends, goddess!
I can be
sure that the charges on my roster will sound familiar to you?
· Long-term
relationship with the girl you thought was the ONE suddenly dumps you one day,
for cheesy dude with foreign accent.
· You
recently broke off a long-term relationship, and now you are trying to figure
out if you made a mistake, because single life is not the pussy playground you
thought it was.
· You fell
for the foreign accented chick that led you on and used you to marry so she
could stay in the country, and then subsequently took up with some other guy.
· Broke it
off with long-term girlfriend because she was getting the marriage itch, to
take up with girl 8 years your junior and then found out she was 10 times worse
than the old girlfriend when it came to wanting a commitment. Now old
girlfriend will not talk to you again.
· Married
because of pregnancy and became used to the loveless marriage. Wife one day
leaves taking the kid with her.
I was the
rebound girl for each of these scenarios, and it still continues. I am used to
it now, and see it as a vocation in life. I make men feel good about
themselves, so they have the strength to move on in their lives. So they once
again can be THE MAN.