My Resume

 

 

 

 

My goal is to bring some practicality to something I have been doing for most of my adult life. Restoring the self-confidence to dejected men everywhere.

We hear that the so-called starter marriages are all the rage now. I bill myself as the starter girlfriend. What better choice could you have when trying to get back into your dating groove? A fun, sports watching, non-nagging, video game playing, beer drinking, potty-mouthed, smart, head turning, attention getting, gorgeous, geekified, secretly coveted by your friends, goddess!

 

I can be sure that the charges on my roster will sound familiar to you?

 

·       Long-term relationship with the girl you thought was the ONE suddenly dumps you one day, for cheesy dude with foreign accent.

·       You recently broke off a long-term relationship, and now you are trying to figure out if you made a mistake, because single life is not the pussy playground you thought it was.

·       You fell for the foreign accented chick that led you on and used you to marry so she could stay in the country, and then subsequently took up with some other guy.

·       Broke it off with long-term girlfriend because she was getting the marriage itch, to take up with girl 8 years your junior and then found out she was 10 times worse than the old girlfriend when it came to wanting a commitment. Now old girlfriend will not talk to you again.

·       Married because of pregnancy and became used to the loveless marriage. Wife one day leaves taking the kid with her.

 

I was the rebound girl for each of these scenarios, and it still continues. I am used to it now, and see it as a vocation in life. I make men feel good about themselves, so they have the strength to move on in their lives. So they once again can be THE MAN.