Services and Fees

Services:

I am here for a good time; you are here for a good time. Lets agree what a good time is.

In most cases I am available to converse about anything, but anything you would never attempt to approach me with in person will not be tolerated.

This includes but is not limited to..

?You me sexy chat??

?Cyber with me? Please??

?Is true you are not female??

?You like Penis no??

?Hey Baby Mama?

?I bet you?re a fat cow with a sour pussy?

If I find that you are local to me, I may go out with you depending on where I am invited. But there are a few ground rules, being the RGFH..

* Please do not commit any class D felonies when hanging out with me.

* Um, I?m not your girlfriend

* Smelling nice helps?a lot.

* Say something, nothing will kill the moment more than just staring at me.

* Though I will relate to you on a guy level, I?m still a chick.

I can be contacted through e-mail, and after evaluating your rebound situation; I will forward you an array of IM usernames to choose from.

Now that the fluff is out of the way lets get to what I do best.

As the RGFH I have the ability to make any guy feel like he is King of all he surveys, attractive and devastatingly handsome even after some whiny bitch has walked all over his heart. I pick it up, dust it off and make it feel special again.

I have to add that I must have age specifications for those I will go out with. Yes, I look much younger than my years and have been prone to attracting pedophiles, but my younger cut off is 25 years old because if I have any attraction to them it will be in a motherly, my baby boy project kind of way and not a I wanna fuck you retarded kind of way. On the other end of the spectrum, because I do have the ability to make a man on the cusp of middle age feel like he is 16 again, my cut off is 38. I simply cannot flirt with a man who is biologically old enough to be my father. So we are strictly speaking Gen X/Yish.

Fees:

OK I am not a hooker so this is how it goes. If I agree to hang out with you, you are responsible for the expenses of our good time together, so if we go for coffee, the most you will spend is about 4 bucks. A bar, about 15 bucks and a cab ride home. Dinner, 2.99 and up depending where we go. Im not picky.

But RGFH, how is this different from a date?

If it were a date I would most likely spring for coffee. Im just like that. This is about someone financing my time out, while I provide a service for them by keeping them company. I have no obligations to them but the ones agreed upon.