SG-13 Fanfic

by bambam, beccaboo, and cara


Introducing SG-13:
the little-known, often mischevious, and totally crazy lost team of the SGC.

by Bryn



SG-13 was the smallest and most overlooked unit at the SGC. For some reason people mostly forgot about them. SG-13 on the other hand, never forgot anything. They had eyes and ears everywhere and always seemed to know what was going on, especially with SG-1.
The 2IC of SG-13, Lt. Col Bryn, was sitting in the commisary eating breakfast when Col. Cara and Major Becca came in. They looked far too happy for a Monday morning.
"Guess what?" Becca asked.
"No telling," Bryn said sarcastically as she ate her cornflakes.
"Rumor has it that two of our favorite members of SG-1, a certain major and a certain colonel, have very strong feelings for each other," Cara said.
"Does the term DUH mean anything to you?" Bryn asked. "Everyone knew that even before they admitted it to Tok'ra Spice."
"True," said Becca, "but there is more."
"Remember that time loop we were stuck in a little while ago? The one where we lost like three months?" Cara asked.
"Well, I have a suspiscion that with all that oppurtunity there is no way Carter and O'Neill didn't do something," Becca finished.
"You said the same thing about that week they spent alone after they destroyed Thor's ship, remember?" Bryn remarked. "The problem then, just like now, is how do you prove it?"
"I'm not sure yet, but we are going to find a way!" Becca grinned.
"We?" asked Cara.
"Sure we are SG-13, we can do anything." Becca said. "Maybe if we got Teal'c drunk or something he would spill..." she mumbled to herself in deep thought.
"Okay but before we do that I have something else we gotta do first," Bryn grinned evilly.
"What sort of thing?" Becca and Cara looked at her curiously.



The next morning during SG-1's pre-mission briefing, Lt Simmons nervously interrupted. "Uh, General..." he said.
"Yes? What is it, son?" General Hammond asked a little annoyed.
"Well, sir, uh. . . someone seems to have left a note on the Stargate."
"A note?" asked Major Carter.
"Yes sir."
"Oh this I gotta see!" Colonel O'Neill said as they all made their way to the control room.
From their vantage point the General and SG-1 had a clear view of the Stargate. There in the middle of it was indeed a sign, hanging from a string from the top of the 'gate. In bold, black letters it read:

"Keep out all sluts, Goa'uld, Tok'ra (excluding Jacob/Selmac but especially Tok'ra Spice), Tollan and any idiots that just want to screw with the SGC's minds."

"Ha! Tok'ra Spice, I like that!" laughed Colonel O'Neill.
Even after the thorough investigation ordered by General Hammond (despite the fact that he was highly amused), no one ever suspected SG-13. Somehow they always got forgotten.

the end... for now...
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