A Day in the Life of Sg-13
by Bryn

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“Any questions?” General George Hammond asked the group of highly-trained, top of the line,… oh who was he kidding? They were SG-13, the only beings in the universe more notorious and feared than the Goa’uld. He wasn’t really expecting an answer to his inquiry as they usually ignored anything and everything he said, so it took him slightly aback when Bryn suddenly spoke up.

“So this planet you’re sending us to, what’s it look like?” Bryn asked.

“Look like?” George asked, slightly bewildered.

“Yeah. We have to know what it looks like if you expect us to match it properly,” Bryn explained.

“It’s a forest planet-“ George began.

“Oh good, green!” Mish exclaimed happily. Green was her favorite.

“SG-13, I’ve just spent an hour debriefing you about this planet and your mission. Didn’t you listen to anything I said?” George asked.

“No. Do we ever?” Cara asked. She wondered why he even bothered asking pointless questions like that.

“Bring in Danny next time. We’ll listen to anything he says,” Bryn commented helpfully.

“Well, honestly we don’t really listen to him either,” Becca chimed in, “Basically we just stare at him and take a lovely little trip to the gutter.”

“Speaking of gutter, I was thinking we should expand our rec room to the storage area next door and add a new coffee bar. All it would take would be to knock out a wall and I’m sure with all these hot guys in uniforms walking around we could talk one or two of them into doing it for us,” Kat said.

“How is that speaking of the gutter?” Bryn asked. “Wonderful idea, though.”

“Oh that was the other idea,” Kat explained. “I say we re-name it ‘The Gutter.’ What do ya think?”

© Bryn 2001


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