Where Is The DFD?
by Mish
DISCLAIMER: See disclaimer in part one.
LAST TIME ON SG-13
"Mish, you're seeing things. Now lets go home with Darth, and we
can go harass the psychiatrist again!" Bryn exclaimed. "I wonder
what Mackenzie will think of Darth…"
"He'll probably freak when Darth hisses at him…" Becca said
helpfully, looking from her pack since she had found her glasses
case. Unfortunately her glasses weren't in it, so she concluded
that she had left them next to the computer again and that it
didn't really matter since the technowidget was gone anyway.
The four figures - no, wait, four point five figures, because there
was now a muscovy duck added to the equation - turned around and
headed back to the Stargate.
After five minutes of trudging, Cara demanded to know, "Who was in
charge of getting us back home?!"
Bryn shrugged. "We never got that figured out."
Kat added, "If we went in a straight-line, it probably would have
helped."
"Du-du-duum!" Said Mish.
Becca THWACKed her across the head.
"Ouch." Mish commented.
"We really didn't need the dramatic music." Becca explained.
"Did you have to explain it so hard?"
Becca nodded.
More walking was done, and soon SG-13 were well and truly
lost. "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET BACK TO BASE!!!!" Cara yelled
melodramatically.
Kat joined in, "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE OUR LOVED ONES
AGAIN! OR ANYONE ELSE ON BASE. WE'RE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE FOR MUCH
LONGER! TWAG HELP US!"
"TWAG?" Bryn questioned.
Mish and Kat shared a look, and shrugged.
Bryn also shrugged. "Guys, seriously..."
"Du-du-duum!" Mish attempted again, wincing in expectation of another
THWACKage from Becca.
Becca nodded her approval, "Yes, 'seriously' would be considered a
moment for the dramatic music."
"Ah, right. Mish will remember that." Mish replied.
"How," Bryn continued, "How are we going to be able to get back? We
need to get back. Why doesn't anyone have a map, or something?"
"We have an A-Z." Kat said cheerfully.
"But it's not of this country, let alone this planet." Cara added.
"Mish could attempt to find the technowhatsit again, that might be a
direction-finding-device, you never know."
"DFD?" Kat asked.
Mish smiled, "Yep, DFD. Unlike a DHD, which is unlike a DVD, only
completely different."
"Wasn't the DFD just Mish seeing things?" Cara asked.
"Don't tell her that!" Becca replied.
"Hisssss! Sssssssss!" Darth commented.
"Only a master of Evil, Darth." Mish said back in a dramatic voice.
"Okay, so how do we find the technowhatsit?" Becca asked.
Mish shrugged, "Whenever I didn't try to find it, it showed up."
The remaining members of SG-13 blinked as they realised Mish had
spoken in the first person.
"So the trick is," Kat was the first to recover from the shock, "to
not look for the DFD, and to not want it."
"But how are we going to do that now we know it's what we want?"
Becca asked.
"Yeah, even if we did do that, we'd be thinking about not wanting it,
which would mean we were thinking about it." Bryn added.
"I'm confused." Kat said.
Bryn nodded, "Me too."
"Catch 22." Mish agreed, with a manic grin.
© Mish 2001
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