Convincing George
by Kat

DISCLAIMER: See disclaimer in part one.

LAST TIME ON SG-13


"How is that speaking of the gutter?" Bryn asked. "Wonderful idea, though."

"Oh that was the other idea," Kat explained. "I say we re-name it 'The Gutter.' What do ya think?"



"Sounds like a plan," Mish commented. "Do you think Gray would help us expand it?"

As General Hammond was not aware of Mish's obsession with Graham Simmons, he did not know who "Gray" was, and was too scared to ask. "Can you please renovate your rec room after you come back from the planet?" he broke in.

"Does this mean we have permission to expand it?" Cara asked with a wicked grin.

The General closed his eyes and counted slowly to ten. Dr. Mackensie had recommended this exercise for his stress. He opened his eyes. "I suppose," he said reluctantly. "But any and all changes have to be run by me first, okay?"

All five members of SG-13 wore identical evil grins. Hammond knew he was going to regret this. Hell, he regretted the day he'd let any of the members step foot on the base. All they'd done was put together a treaty with an age-biased society that had sent an ambassador who was bent on making Earth the same way and brought back an alien who was trying to find a couple people who no one the SGC had made contact with had heard of. Oh, and they'd harassed SG-1.

"Thank you, George," Bryn said with a sweet smile. "Don't worry; we won't do anything too drastic."

Yeah, right they wouldn't. Like Goa'uld weren't evil. Like Maybourne wasn't slimy. Like Sam and Jack weren't… oh, no. They were doing it to him again.

© Kat 2001


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