Introducing Darth
by Bryn

DISCLAIMER: See disclaimer in part one.

LAST TIME ON SG-13


"Woah, that's cool." Kat announced.

"Super green! Froody." Mish agreed



“What me? Yeah I know I’m cool, can’t help it really,” Bryn smiled at the aliens.

Cara rolled her eyes and muttered: “Dork.”

Kat just replied, “Not you! That!” She pointed up into a tree where a very strange creature sat. “What is it?”

“It looks like Darth Maul,” Bryn grinned.

“And I thought Mish and Kat were the Star Wars obsessed ones,” Becca commented.

“No seriously though,” Bryn said, though no one believed her. Bryn being serious was like, well, any of the others being serious, it just didn’t happen. “He’s a duck. A moscovy duck to be precise. The other cool thing about him is that he shouldn’t quack, he’ll just hiss.” Bryn walked forward towards the duck and he hissed in return. “See?”

“He sounds like Darth Vader.”

“Do ducks normally sit in trees?”

“How do you know it’s a he?”

“Bryn, you’re not thinking what I think you’re thinking are you?”

“Darth’s a very good name I think! Moscovy ducks sit in trees, he’s a he cause males of aviary breeds tend to be more decorated and beautiful than the females, who are usually very plain. And of course that’s what I’m thinking, you said I could have a pet!”

“Beautiful isn’t exactly how Mish would describe him,” Mish commented, raising and eyebrow at the large, multi-colored duck. He had a red and black, bumpy face, making him to anyone but Bryn, quite ugly.

“Shut up! Darth’s cute!” Bryn pouted. “Come here, Darth!” she called over her shoulder as she walked away. The duck flopped rather ungracefully down from the tree and followed Bryn.

“How did she do that?” Becca asked.

© Bryn 2001


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