Star Wars Personality Tests
by Kat

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Ditto for the Star Wars stuff.

"Guys, guys, come over here!" Mish called. She was sitting at one of the computers littering SG-13's rec room.

The other looked up from their game of pool. "What is it this time?" Bryn asked with a sigh. The last time Mish had called them over to the computer, it had been to share the information that www.hansolo.com was a building maintenance company's homepage.

"It's a Star Wars personality test!" Mish cried excitedly. "Come on, you've all gotta take it."

Kat sat down on the computer chair, shoving Mish off. "Who'd you get?" she asked as she began to answer the questions.

"Wedge Antilles," Mish said triumphantly. "I'm a pilot, not a pilot groupie! In your face!"

"Hmmm." Kat clicked a few things. "Don't be too happy, Mish, I got Wedge too."

"Are you sure you two aren't clones?" Becca asked suspiciously.

"FCOL, Becca, I'm half a foot taller than her!" Kat exclaimed, getting up from the computer.

"Ya think?" Mish demanded.

Bryn took Kat's place. "If I get Jabba, I'm going to kill you," she told Mish in a very nice tone.

"Hey, I just found the site!" Mish exclaimed. "It's not my fault!"

"You're stealing the wrong person's lines," Cara pointed out helpfully.

"Are you suggesting I can't be Han Solo as well as Jack?"

"Mish, you're Wedge, not Han," Kat reminded her. "Do the Devaronian smile thing."

As Mish complied, Bryn let out a scream. "Oh, no!" she cried out, banging her head against the monitor. "No, no, no!"

She tried to change the page, but Kat caught sight of her results. She burst out laughing. "Luke?" she said between giggles. "You got Luke?"

Mish began laughing too. "Maybe we should start calling you Jediboo?" she suggested.

Bryn narrowed her eyes. "Bite me," she snapped.

"Okay, okay, my turn," Becca called. "Budge over, Bryn."

As Becca filled out the questionnaire, Kat asked Mish, "So what percent did you get?"

"80.5," Mish replied absently.

"DamnitMarysia! I only got 76%."

"DamnitKatrin! That's my line!"

An argument seemed inevitable, but Becca began laughing really hard. "What is it?" Bryn asked.

"I'm Wicket!" Becca cried. "I always knew I was short and weird!"

"Who's Wicket?" Cara asked confusedly, peering at the computer screen as she sat down.

"The Ewok in 'Return of the Jedi'," Becca explained to their Fearless Leader. Or was it Clueless Leader?

"The one who's scared of the hat?" Cara asked as she began clicking random things on the screen.

"Yeah," Kat told her. "Not that I can blame him," she added under her breath.

"So are you paying any attention to what you're doing?" Mish asked Cara curiously.

"Of course not," Bryn answered for the Colonel. "It's Cara, after all!"

"I'm Lando," Cara announced. Mish and Kat started laughing. "What? It could be worse!" Cara cried.

"Yeah," Kat agreed, giggling. "You could be Wicket or Luke!"

"Bite me," Bryn told her.

"You already said that," Mish reminded her. She was laughing so hard she was hiccuping.

"Bite me anyway!"

© Kat 2001

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