Welcome to the
SG-13 Quotes Page!
by bambam, beccaboo, and cara

ok so this is where SG-13 is keeping it's favorite quotes,
which members have said :) We used to have this on the other page, but we thought we had too many for that page so now they're here :)


"I hate reality, it keeps interfering with my imagination!" - Bryn

"The blue screen is death" - Becca

"Insanity is in the eye of the beholder. Does this mean that if I think I'm insane then I am??" - Becca

"Shut up, I'm the leader!" - Cara

"Did I lock the door?" - Cara

"In the words of Arnold J Rimmer the 3rd: Smeg Off!" - Becca

"I can't remember the last sentence I said let alone lyrics or quotes." - Bryn

"COK - Cat on Keyboard" - Bryn

"Yeah, and by the way, bite me!" -Bryn

"I'm playing sims." - Cara

"Thinking is how I find out things...questions help too" - Becca

"It was *supposed* to be chocolate cherry!!" -Bryn (talking about her now-red hair)

"Shut up!" -Cara's favorite line.

"You know how they say that there is happiness at the bottom of a coffee mug? They're wrong...there is depression because the coffee is all gone" - Becca

"AIM is just so much more convenient for communication then e-mail that we often forget about e-mail altogether." - Becca

"I'm bored!" - Becca

"You're sadistic...I like that in a person!" - Becca

"Kat! He's married FCOL!" - Becca

"The blue screen of death is currently involved in a take over attempt on my computer. I'll brb as soon as I have killed the blue screen and regained control." - Becca (And I wonder why blue is my favourite colour...)

"Does the term DUH mean anything to you?" - Bryn

""Keep out all sluts, Goa'uld, Tok'ra (excluding Jacob/Selmac but especially Tok'ra Spice), Tollan and any idiots that just want to screw with the SGC's minds." - Becca...or maybe Bryn?

"Leave it to me, I am the master of disguise!" - Cara

"For some reason leaving anything to Cara just gives me this horrible sense of dread," - Bryn

"I miss Dex," - Cara

"I get no respect!" - Cara

"I like building robots and hot-wiring things, Becca hacks into things, and Bryn plays with the animals. All and all we have a good time." - Cara

"Look! Waterbuffalo!" - Cara

"Wibbe ibbaribbe fribbom thibbe plibbanibbet ibbearth. Wibbe cibbomibbe ibbin pibbeacibbe," - Cara

"Yes, Y-E-S can you say yes?" - Cara

"Basically I want to hotwire the reactor and a defibrillator together so I can shock the crap out of the Moe," - Cara

"FOOD FIGHT" - Cara

"I'm the leader and I said jump." - Cara

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… …"
"Cara this is not Star Wars," yelled Bryn.
"Shut up," replied Cara.

"Down in Engineering..."
"Cara, we're not on the Enterprise either!" Bryn exclaimed.
"I said: Shut up!"

"Scalpel."
"Cara, this is not ER!" shouted Bryn.

"Yeah and Santa Claus visits me every year because I'm always so good," - Cara

"What are we, in Kindergarten?" - Bryn

"I guess they didn't appreciate us playing 'Mission Impossible', all dressed in black, and dropping out of the ducts in the 'Gate room while the President was visiting," - Kat
"All we were doing was checking the validity of the section in the 'Worst Case Scenario' book about surviving high elevation falls," - Cara

"Don't worry little buddy, I'm not gonna leave you behind. We'll get out of this one together." - Becca talking to a plant

"You're the reason why match boxes say keep out of reach of children," - Bryn to Cara

"29. Do not make long distance phone calls to New Zealand to order more jaffas."
"Cheap military bastards," Cara

"32. The infirmary is not a playground."
"But the beds do make good see-saws," - Becca

"So much for your theory of impending death," - Becca to Cara

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to send these rules to their final resting place. It is not their fault that they were doomed to die. If anyone here today feels that they should not be put to rest, speak now or forever hold your peace." - Cara
"That's a wedding, you dork!" - Bryn

"CARA! Stop burning all the pens!" - Becca

“What a stupid name 93X-577 is, lets all call it Planet Hahahehe from now on!” - Bryn

“WHATAREYOUDOING?” - Bryn yelling at Teal'c after he picks her up

"Who knew they'd never check the walk-in freezer?" - Becca

"I kinda like the desert fatigues though. I mean how cool is it that we match the planet?" - Bryn

"Ah ha! See? Even Mish sees it! I told you we weren't projecting!!" - Bryn (about Dan and Jan)

"Maybe if we told her that implants are going out of fashion she'd leave us alone?" - Kat (about Anise)

“What are we going to do tomorrow night, Kat?” - Becca
“The same thing we did tonight, Becca. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!” - Kat

"I think I'm like an acquired taste...and most people haven't acquired it" -Becca.

"Oh! I wonder if there are any indigenous equine species here!" -Bryn

"Not being able to leave it at that and because they are both insane when given a lot of sugar, they decided to routinely steal each others droid and reprogram them to do stupid things." - Bryn, explaining the Droid Wars.

"That damn euphoric candle wore off." - Cara

"Yeah, now I have to spend 20 minutes trying to get this camouflage to come off of my face. I am never listening to you ever again." -Bryn to Cara.

"We rule!" -Becca

"You just like the cute archeologist." -Cara

“Cara…you sing, Becca you can be all the other animals, and I’ll be the baboon.” -Bryn, as SG-13 acted out the Lion King for Kat

"I hate it here. It's hot. And I'm thirsty. Who has the water? Gimme the water!" -Cara

"I am on a mission to search the galaxy for Ton and Face!" -Mish

"George looks really funny when he's mad. He's bald, and his whole head goes red and sort of swells up… it's great." -Kat

"This is the SGC, or as we like to refer to it, our place of torture." -Becca

"Serves him right for thinking we couldn't annoy him from another planet!" -Cara

"Looking at cute guys in uniform can't hurt, can it?"-Mish

"Amateur harrasser." -Kat

"I grew up a long time ago, I just reverted to childhood because it was a lot more fun." -Bryn

"Bow down before the Queen of bad titles!" -Bryn

"Cara's annoying me again, so I came in search of less annoying people. Not finding any I thought I'd stop by and see what you were up to." -Bryn

"I sorta... kinda... well let's just say I'm not allowed to go to the surface to greet visitor anymore and leave it at that, ok?" -Bryn

"Overload of cute uniformed guys in the control room? And I'm not there?" -Mish

“Graham, Major Davis, and Danny all in the same room? Where else would we be?” -Bryn

“If only Martouf were here, this day could be perfect.” -Mish

“We’re cute, funny and impossible to resist." -Bryn

“But can we go abduct cute guys *after* the game?” -Kat

"All this time I spend making coffee and you people just don't appreciate it…" -Becca

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