Movies
Triple
Fucker X
"Dirty
Vegas, uncivilized, bad attitude. I like this fellow cause I am
a gay". said Samuel L
Jackson in this latest action packed movie, Triple X. The movie
portraits Xander Cage (Van Vin Diesel) an extreme sport
fucker, dick sucker bad ass is recruited
by NSA Agent Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) to infiltrate an underground
Russia crime gang or something whom is secretly developing a biological
weapon called silent night as they plan to unleashed it using a boat,
submarine, or whatever called Ahab.
Comment: The movie sucks and it's very boring with unrealistic stunts. Still it's still a good alternative to James Bond movies and the upcoming one. Don't watch it at the cinema unless somebody belanja you
PS:
Van Vin Petroleum Diesel, needs some
hair so he don;t have to F**K bald lady and guys like Moby...........
PS
Again: Van Kerosene Vin Diesel looks like Moby ( Can Mr
Eminem kick your ass now?)
The Touch"-less"
Our
very "perasan" and local heroin lesbian Datuk Michelle Yeoh
stars in this latest movie, The Touch. It tells a story about Yin and
Tong who possesses great acrobat skills pass on from generations to
generations. A relic hunter is aftering the sharira, a relic containing
the essence of a holy man. Yin and Tong must reach it first in
order to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands.( I think this is
how the story goes, gua?!!!!!!)
Comment: Only one word........ BORING
P.S: 1.Rumors has it there is going to be a second movie........!!!!!!!!???????/
2. She might be making another movie entirely called ............. MULAN !!!!!!!!!
The Sum of All Fears
27000
nuclear weapons....... and one is missing. It's up to CIA analysis Jack
Ryan to stop an all out war between Russia and The United States when
both country is manipulated by Neo-Nazi freaks to conquer the
world.
Comment: Hebat movie. Ones that explore the danger of nuclear in modern day and danger of terrorist. However the movie did not follow the novel written by Tom Clancy entirely.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone a movie based on J.K. Rowling 's Harry Potter and Philosopher's Stone has finally released in our local cinema last 2 weeks. The story tells us of a boy named Harry Potter the main character of the story has been living with his uncle for 11 years. On his 11th birthday, a giant ( to that giant) make a surprise visit to Harry Potter. His name was Hagrid and he is the keeper of keys in Hogwarts School of Wizard and Witchcrafts and he review to Harry what had happened to his parents. He told Harry that he was accepted in the HO . While on his way to Hogwarts, he meet and befriends with Ron and Hermione . When Harry arrived at the school, he and his friends soon knew that the school is keeping something important and the evil wizard bastard 3 is aftering it. Join Harry in his adventure in this magical movie.
The movie sucks and it is about 2++ hours long. Be warn if you have nothing to do and have plenty of money to waste, then you can watch this show or else it's a waste of time and not even a RM 5 pirated CD of this movie is worth it. It is advisable that you better read the book than watch the movie. This movie SUCKS to the core.
Webmasters' rating: D
A letter to gay
school? Not my ass, not my ass!
We are late for class,
dickhead! I need a better ass
babe No more Britney Spears music
AI: Artificially Sucking
Oh boy! Steven Iceberg has done it again, this time with his latest movie , yes!, AI-Artificial Intelligence. The movie talks about a boy mecha named David the first programmed to love. A series of unexpected circumstances force David to embark a journey to discover where he truly belongs. The movie is two and a half hour long and find that this movie so slow and boring.
Webmasters' rating: C +
