Shakespeare had a lingo
He also had a dingo
A dog that loved him
and played in the water basin
I read about that pup
in a one-act play that was looking up
until he died
(boiled and fried)
Shakespeare ate him good and well
Enough to please the calling bell
of Elizabeth the First
(Some say he was cursed
to eat an animal so cute
However, I refute)
Shakespeare had a friend
Stalin, their relationship never did end
And the war broke out in pieces
(Stalin lost lots of nieces)
Shakespeare sent him the dog
Good and fried like the log
that he was...
because Shakespeare had a dingo
and that pup had some awesome lingo.