All I need to
know I learned from Noah's Ark
1. Don't miss the
boat
2. Don't forget that
we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't
raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're
600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.
5. Don't listen to
critics; just go on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on
high ground.
7. For safety's sake,
travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better
than one.
9. Speed isn't always an
advantage; the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you're stressed,
float awhile.
11. Remember that the ark
was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
12. Remember that the
woodpeckers on the inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
13. No matter how bad the
storm, when you one with God, there's a rainbow waiting.
|Home|Stories|A-F|G-L|M-S|T-Z|