Simple
versus Real Friend
- A simple friend has never
seen you cry.
- A real friend has
shoulders soggy from your tears.
- A simple friend doesn't
know your parents' first names.
- A real friend has their
phone numbers in his address book.
- A simple friend brings a
bottle of wine to your party.
- A real friend comes early
to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
- A simple friend hates it
when you call after he has gone to bed.
- A real friend wants to
know how your doing and if your ok anytime of the night.
- A simple friend seeks to
talk with you about your problems.
- A real friend seeks to
help you with your problems.
- A simple friend wonders
about your romantic history.
- A real friend could
blackmail you with it.
- A simple friend, when
visiting, acts like a guest.
- A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself.
- A simple friend thinks
the friendship is over when you have an argument.
- A real friend knows that
it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
- A simple friend expects
you to always be there for them.
- A real friend expects to
always be there for you!
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