"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

Rick (Humphrey Bogart) - Casablanca
November 15, 2001
November 29, 2001
"There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces."

Joan Crawford (about Marilyn Monroe)

Great quote from one of the nicest ladies on the big screen and one of the bitchiest off of it. And it's true. Wait for the Bette Davis quote about her next week.
December 10, 2001
"She's slept with every male star at MGM, except for Lassie."

Bette Davis

A week late, but damn funny. Cool lady too.
December 11, 2001
"I regret that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed inter-state commerce."

J. Edgar Hoover

How funny is that?