| 1. |
Nevah argue with a woman, go with the flow. (Starr Tay Lore's Rule) |
| 2. |
Have the correct answer to: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
(Rabbit) or Just shoot yourself if asked this question to save time. (snikker) |
| 3. |
Never, ever ever microwave liver. (Rabbit speaking from experience) |
| 4. |
Do not stand too close to the edge of the meteor, you tend to fall
off. (Jazzmine) |
| 5. |
Lock all "freshman" in the basement until they are 22. (Rabbit speaking
from experience) |
| 6. |
If you don't marry for love, make sure the rich guy is old and sick.
(angelhair) |
| 7. |
Never accept candy from a stranger. (?) |
| 8. |
Never trim your toenails in bed. (Rabbit) |
| 9. |
It is not over until your wife tells you it is. (angelhair) |
| 10. |
Make your kids do all the work, so you can play on the computer.
(Beyond_Reality) |
| 11. |
Do not ever ever cross your ICQ messages or whispers. (angelhair) |
| 12. |
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lay down. (?) |
| 13. |
When you make love for the very first time, never point and laugh.
(?) |
| 14. |
Remember to leave the computer long enough to let the dog out. (?) |
| 15. |
Always carry spare underwear! (angelhair) |
| 16. |
Life is a teacher that never retires. (Jac) |
| 18. |
Never ever assume. (angelhair) |
| 19. |
Never ever teach your children how to use the TV remote, you will
never have control again. (EJ) |
| 20. |
worlds is a fantasy, Worlds Is
A Fantasy, WORLDS IS A FANTASY (Rabbit) but
the people are real (angelhair) |
| 21. |
Do not wash your car in the rain. (angelhair) |
| 22. |
Never ask "what's shakin" cuz it scares EJ. (Starr Tay Lore) |
| 23. |
Never discuss the UPS guy before breakfast. (angelhair) |
| 24. |
If you happen to be a UPS guy, don't ever deliver a dress. (refer
to rule #2) |
| 25. |
Always be more than "NICE" to the UPS guy. (Rabbit after UPS
interview) |
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