| Okay this was inspired by a recent list stating the rules of reality that slash writers quite happily ignore and/or break. This isn't so much rules that get broken, more the ones that kinda get bent slightly…It came about through a slightly (ok very) drunken conversation with a friend on the way home one night… I'm always open to more suggestions so if you have any then stick them in an e-mail and I'll add them on. The following aren't all slash related as in m/m but they are all sexual in nature. Reasons why Ficland is better than Reality... 11. You can make love in the bath and not cause a tidal wave. 10. The lovers always wake up and begin passionately snogging. Morning breath just doesn't exist. 9. No matter how much the guy has to drink he can always get an erection. 8. No-one ever says, 'sorry not tonight, I've got a headache, can't we just cuddle instead.' 7. Two words. No periods. 6. Nobody spits. 5. Everybody always has condoms and lube in their nightstand/rucksack/suitcase even if up until that point they were single and celibate. 4. The handcuffs never chaff, nobody loses the key, everybody has a pair and nobody objects to their subsequent usage. 3. Guys are always more than happy to shag their best (male) mate and never object if you want to watch. 2. The forty-five minute rule doesn't exist and the number one reason why Ficland is better than real life… 1. In Ficland the ice-cubes never melt… |