The Savage Garden Drinking Game.
I must admit that I ‘borrowed’ this idea from something I read on the VC page of ff.net but it’s a rather neat game so I ‘savaged’ it.
Here’s how it works. Pick a beverage of your choice, I recommend a nice cold Chardonnay ;) (chilled for a day of course,) select a fic and take drinks as directed.
Disclaimer: oh the usual…
Take one drink every time Darren pouts.
Take one drink every time someone refers to Darren as a diva.
Take two drinks every time Daniel lights up.
Take three drinks every time Darren gets to be on top.
Take one drink every time Darren gives Dan head.
Take one drink every time Daniel comes home/back to the hotel drunk.
Take three drinks every time Darren comes home/back to the hotel drunk.
Take one drink every time Darren refers to Daniel as his ‘beautiful one’ (I am so guilty of this one!)
Take two drinks for any other VC reference.
Take two drinks every time Ben gets dragged into a threesome or some other romantic entanglement with D&D including unrequited lust.
Take three drinks if it’s Lee.
Take four if it’s Karl. Five if he actually gets laid! (By anybody!)
Take two drinks every time Ben and Lee kiss or make love.
Take one drink every time Dan’s body is referred to as ‘tanned and/or toned.
Take one drink every time Darren’s body is referred to as ‘pale.’
Take one drink every time Darren initiates the first kiss.
Take two if it’s Dan who makes the first move.
Take one drink every time either one of them is described as wearing leather trousers.
Take three drinks if reference is made of either of their earrings.
Take one drink every time a reference is made to Darren having ‘sensitive nipples’
Take two drinks every time an author manages to have them removing their trousers without first taking off their shoes!
Take one drink if reference is made to either of them jerking off in the shower.
Take one drink every time a lyric is used as a line. (other than in a chapter heading or in the context of them actually writing a song.)
If it’s a death/accident fic, take one drink if Daniel is the survivor, two if its Darren.
Take one drink if they make love and no lube of any kind is used. (spit, pre-cum, lube etc.)
Take one drink every time Dan’s eyes are referred to as ‘emerald.’
Take one drink every time one of them bites down on the other’s shoulder as they come.
Blue Girl suggests: Take one drink every time one of them brushes the hair out of the face of the other. (*lol* I like this one…)
Sunhawk suggests: Take one drink every time the phrase ‘Darren (or Daniel) despaired’ is used.
Vampyre Blood came up with: Take one drink every time Leonie acts like an ass or complains and…
Take two drinks every time D gets caught laid on by D (arrange the names anyway you want!) (I’m not sure if she means every time one of the boys walks in on the other with a third person or every time they get caught together. What the heck, take two drinks regardless J )
Stina says: Take a drink for every time Darren has an "angelic face", further drinks for making "visible love bites", more gulps for "Darren's sparkling blue eyes"!
Jen came up with: Take one drink every time Daniel is referred to as having a "sunbeam smile"
ChasingLullabies was truly inspired with these following suggestions:
Take one drink every time Darren's eyes are referred to as "sapphires".
Take two drinks every time Brian Molko magically shows up (hmmm…incredible how many times he manages to do this. *g*)
Take two drinks every time Darren is the feminine one
Take six if Daniel if the feminine one
One drink if Leonie is rude to Daniel/hates Daniel
One drink if Darren is referred to as an angel
One drink if reference to Darren's pouty lips is made
Pretty Angel suggests: Take three drinks if they (anyone really) are at Daniel's house and no reference is made to his dogs. The man has dogs - believe me, if you have dogs, you will hear/see them. and yet, I have rarely read a fic where this happens.
Oh and one more from me…Take one drink every time reference is now made to Darren's chest hair! (two if Daniel is curling his fingers in it at the time. ;) )
Anyone out there still sober?
Keep those suggestions coming in and I'll keep adding them on.
Luna xx