1. Two headed axes work nicely
2. Tie the designated limb to a rope, and tie the rope to a semi. Make sure the rest of your body is secure.
3. Go the way of "Stonewall" Jackson
4. Toothpicks are best for the slow, painful method, but make sure you have an abundant supply. (The have this annoying tenndancy to wear out.)
5. Bludgeoning with meat works, but mkae sure it's frozen. Otherwise it just gets messy.
6. Tie a peoce of rubber around your limb of choice. Soon circulation will stop, and that pesky limb will be ready to be removed.
7. The traditional option of amputation by a proffesional doctor.
8. If one was feeling cannibalistic, chewing off a limb is a popular choice.
9. Rub the limb down with honey and wait for the road ants.
10. C4 can be very effective. Just be sure not to use too much.

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