"just because you can doesn't mean you should" doesn't apply to poptarts. (10-23-05)
BOOM! booom boom bom bm mb mob moob mooob. (10-18-03)
make that piccolo go high... (10-13-03)
it's like aeterna fac, only wedgier. (9-30-03)
feel free to abuse the earth more. (9-1-03)
water polo riots. meditate on this, you will. (7-13-03)
who was the guy that first decided that lemon scented things smell clean? (7-28-03)
ms. greenfield performed for the mafia symphony orchestra on 12 occasions... (6-18-03)
bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity (6-10-03)
since when is dune about ecology? what ecologist wants to change the climate of an entire planet? (6-5-03)
cheez whiz. why would someone eat something called cheez whiz? ewww! (5-23-03)
mafia nun. take from that what you will. (5-23-03)
do classical violinists need groupies? (5-9-03)
the people that came up with standardized testing should be stuck in a little shoe box and shipped to cuba with only a backpack full of textbooks to survive with and carry around. bwahahaha....what? ap tests? nah. (5-7-03)
it's not stealing, it's communism. (5-6-03)
--aiko