• Been a coffee girl. And let me tell you, no one would have been bereft of coffee. They would have been asked "Coffee?" so many times that they would never want coffee again. That's how good I would be.
• Licked stamps. Yes, if they wanted to send letters, I would like all of the stamps. I would lick stamps until my taste buds burnt off and all I could ever taste again was STAMP GLUE!!....but this is how deep my love for it is....
• I would eat a bowl of raw squid...it wouldn't be so bad....just really chewy

--elfie

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