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As the name of the page would imply, this is stuff that really doesn't belong anywhere else. Erm...yeah.
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Tips

You know how it's such a pain to get male Calis out of the adoption center? It's not hard to fix that, I've been doing it for quite a while. Just open the Cali file and do a search for "female". It'll give you:
Much prefer Calico's to be female..[Force To Female]
Change it to:
Much prefer Calico's to be male....[Force To Male]..
And there you have it. More males than you could possibly need ;).

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Pictures

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Quotes

"I have that strange feeling there are forces at work against me." - Rurouni Kenshin

"They all look the same. Let's start hitting some buttons." - Xenogears

"Injured, sick, all accepted. Come on in! But no deceased please." - Xenogears

"Makimachi Misao does not give out her name to villains!" - Rurouni Kenshin

Evan (reading from religion textbook and coming upon the word "insofar"): "Insof- what the hell kind of a word is that?!"
Sr. Eileen: "A three-syllable one."

Cassie: "My shower has good accoustics."
Cassie: "My cheese-to-pretzel ratio is off today."

Sr. Nancy (Biology teacher): "I'm going to give you your disease now.."

???(one of the boys in my Sacraments class): "Hey, Kemper, I am the light!"
Nick (another boy in my Sacraments class): "What, do you want me to turn you on?"

Betsy (after dissecting starfish): "Ew, ew, ew! There is an intestine on the floor!

Jinn: "I'd rather go out with Kristen!"

Jinn: "I think I just re-carbonated my carbonated beverage."

Jinn: (after an etiquette class in school that day): "I feel etti-cated."

Frank: "..and a house fell on his tree..er, a tree fell on his house..."

Alyse: "I feel like a drunken alcoholic."

Allie: "Did she say frameable nun-oil?"

Cassie (as we play mankala in her room): "I left my brain at home!"

Jinn: "I am the epiphany of evil."
Joey: "Isn't it 'epitome'?"

Holly: "..To show his wiseness."

Michael (on Marilyn Manson): "He does got good music."

Meghan: "Is the Hope Diamond the saem as the Heart of the Ocean?"
Meghan: "Divert your eyes!"
Meghan: "13 out of 14 kids were slaughtered to death."
Meghan: "I don't believe that it's right to com-promise [word pronounced as though she were speaking of a promise made to someone] your values."

Stephanie: "What's a terrier?"

Stephanie (looking through Biology book): "Hey, look, they misspelled 'attack'!"
Unknown (forget who): "Really? Where?"
Stephanie: "Here, look. They spelled it 'a-t-t-a-c-h'."
The Class: ". . .That's 'attach', honey."
Stephanie: ". . . Shut up!"

Stephanie: "Where's the monastery?" {background info: the monastery is right next to the school, and can be seen from the classroom window}
In addition to these things, Stephanie demonstrated her intelligence in World Cultures when she was asked to go to the map and point to Rome. She did not know where Rome, Italy, or the Mediterranean Sea were located.

History deserves its own section. Yeah..it's that bad.

Mr. C.: "Well guess what! Random Idiot Private #1 comes out.."
Mr. C.: "And Buchanan we've already listed as a flaming moron.."
Mr. C.: "He later joins up with Lake and Palmer and they go out transcendentaling."
Mr. C.: "Barefoot and pregnant; that's how I wanna be!"
Mr. C. (following Sherman's March to the Sea): "Or there's cheap land: slightly charred.."
Mr. C.: "And Britain was being a pain in our..Alleghenies."
Mr. C: You're welcome to disagree with me; I'll tell you why you're wrong..
Mr. C. (about bandannas around the nose/mouth): "And when you need to blow your nose, it's already attached; just let it fly!"

Mr. C.: "Feel the wind in your teeth and the bugs in you hair."
Mr. C.: "Everyone else, open your pages to book..."
Mr. C.: "His bite's much louder than his bark."
Mr. C.: "The sound of the lightning..."
Mr. C.: "Especially if it's only a month's work of worth."

Mr. C.: "You got 187 men again four thousand Mexicans; they don't stand a chance."
Kemper: "Well they are Mexican."

Mr. C.: "Canada: land of lemmings and mountains."
Holly: "And milk in a bag."

Mr. C.: "These were 24 square miles..."
Meghan: "That's half a state!"

Mr. C.: "Vorea...uh, Korea..."
Alex: "Voreatnam?"

Mr. C.: "Deep at heart, I am a socialist."
Alex: "Oh God."
Mr. C.: "I know; they're dirty, they don't bathe.."

Random Person during American History (on the way the French seem to have a knack for losing wars): "The French are losers."
Mr. C: "Yes they are! And since my family's from there, I have every right to say it."
Star: "So that means Mr. C's a loser!"

Alex (jokingly, of course): "I have a speech impediment!"
Kemper: "More like a brain impediment.."

Brad (about Puritans): "Then how do they make kids?"

Cody (taking notes): "I'm either going to need to borrow a pen, or cut off my finger and write in blood."

Kemper: "They were all professionals in their perspective fields."

Andy: "Mainly geese, who travel in large herds."

Steve: "And they practically killed us to death."

Matt: "The weather was pretty modest."

Carissa: "I'm skipping the Bengals game to work on your stupid paper!"

What to do with 600 hands (lacking their respective owners):
Mr. C.: "They swam through them, y'know.."
Johanna: "I'd eat 'em!"
Holly: "Puppets!"
Jinn: "Paint their fingernails and put 'em on keychains!"

The girl who will eat anything if you pay her enough.
From a live minnow caught fresh from the pond outside of school to a bee (the stinger having been removed with Mr. C.'s exacto knife), Holly will eat almost anything for a bit of extra cash. Yummy.
Mr. C.: "What won't you eat?"
Holly: "Lima beans."

What you need to survive in the New World:
Mr. C asked us to list things we thought would be necessary for surviving in the New World. Our list was: establishment, common sense, diplomacy, power, hard work, brutality, luck, means of transportation TO the New World (which got crossed out, because we're assuming we're already there), weapons, leadership, food, water, permission, friendship, and independence. Once we had our list, we had to narrow it down to 1 thing. This is what happened in the making and destruction of the list. Many arguments ensued.
Mr. C: "This is just like Congress."

Michael: "Well, you need a little luck [misheard by everyone as 'love']."
Holly: "Gotta get the colony started somehow!"

Holly: "I say you don't really need diplomacy. For one, I don't know what it means..."

Mr. C (with great sarcasm): "Probably friendship, because a smile and a hug go a long way!"

The Constitution? Sandals? The destruction of the Middle East?
Because we'd been going over the Articles of the Confederation and the Constitution in American History, we had a class discussion about it. Essentially, this: "When dealing with a problem, do you focus on the negative, the positive, or do you just start from scratch?" As an example, Mr. C used his shower sandals. At one point, the conversation went political.
Mr. C: "I have a pair of show sandals..I wore them for four years. Eventually, they got thin and the straps broke, so I duct-taped them. And then I duct-taped them again.."
Random Person in American History Class: "What kind were they?"
Mr. C: "I only have namebrand footcrap."

Holly: "This discussion started out about shower sandals, and now it's Middle Eastern destruction?!